[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]16,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:26.00,00:00:29.20 * sinister laughter * 00:00:29.90,00:00:32.10 So, then I hear him yell "Hey man!" 00:00:32.10,00:00:34.10 So I turn around and I look at him and dude.. 00:00:34.10,00:00:36.90 He's staring at me, he's looking at me right in the eyes 00:00:37.10,00:00:40.10 And I'm like "Shit.. I am so busted here" 00:00:40.20,00:00:43.80 Y'know what he says? He says "Hey, you forgot your wallet!" 00:00:44.10,00:00:46.20 And I had! I left it right on the table 00:00:46.20,00:00:49.70 He just looks at me, he hands it to me.. I take it and I leave 00:00:49.70,00:00:54.70 * sinister laughter * 00:01:11.00,00:01:13.20 What? 00:01:15.61,00:01:18.11 It's the laugh man.. 00:01:20.11,00:01:23.11 It's a little over the top 00:01:26.71,00:01:30.41 I think it's intimidating[br][br]Well, it's kind of cool.. 00:01:30.41,00:01:32.91 It's my thing! It's what I do! 00:01:33.01,00:01:36.61 Y'know, it's like the Masterer and the ninja costume 00:01:36.61,00:01:41.11 Pfft! Ninja costume.. what kind of a loser wears a ninja costume? 00:01:41.31,00:01:48.31 The Masterer was fighting in the 8-bit wars while you boys were still playing with your Atari 2600 00:01:49.21,00:01:53.61 His army is growing, and he is a great teacher 00:01:58.71,00:02:04.11 But it's gonna take more than a few pawns and a mere bishop.. 00:02:04.31,00:02:07.21 To stop me 00:02:09.32,00:02:10.92 What about Jeremy? 00:02:11.32,00:02:14.82 He's a good kid.. I like him 00:02:15.32,00:02:19.22 He reminds me of.. myself 00:02:20.22,00:02:22.42 Shouldn't we be looking for him? 00:02:22.42,00:02:25.22 Oh I don't think that will be necessary 00:02:27.72,00:02:29.92 To the Pwnerer! 00:02:30.32,00:02:32.92 Wherever he may be 00:02:43.72,00:02:45.12 Sup? 00:02:49.92,00:02:52.92 We didn't expect to see you so soon 00:02:53.52,00:02:55.92 Oh wow, that's.. that's really cool, ya.. 00:02:56.43,00:02:58.43 You can't get past here! 00:04:16.23,00:04:18.03 Later noobs 00:06:48.63,00:06:51.83 * I am the pwnage, bitches! * 00:06:57.13,00:07:02.13 Subtitle Translation by: 00:07:02.63,00:07:06.43 Episode 12: Game Over 00:07:06.93,00:07:11.03 Hey noobs and welcome to the season finale of Pure Pwnage season 1 00:07:11.23,00:07:17.63 This episode's gonna be real exciting, 'cause Kyle tells me cliffhangers and all this fancy stuff happen at the end of seasons, right? 00:07:17.63,00:07:22.53 So I expect there's probably gonna be big explosions, maybe me jumping off a bridge at one point 00:07:22.73,00:07:26.03 Gotta have some guy like yelling in slow-mo, like.. 00:07:26.03,00:07:30.53 - Jeremy I was just using that to illustrate an example of, y'know, the cliffhanger ending.. 00:07:30.53,00:07:34.23 - We need to have something exciting happen at the end of the season 00:07:34.23,00:07:37.33 Oh.. you don't have like, explosions and stuff? 00:07:38.24,00:07:40.14 I kinda like that stuff 00:07:40.24,00:07:43.24 So you guys may have noticed my room has changed a little bit 00:07:43.24,00:07:45.44 I uhh.. I got a bed 00:07:46.14,00:07:48.84 It was a tough choice, y'know, because I had a little bit of hair money left 00:07:48.84,00:07:53.24 I'm like, y'know.. should I upgrade my PC? 'cause it could kinda use an upgrade, but.. 00:07:53.24,00:07:59.34 Then I really thought about it, y'know.. there's really not much more I do than sleep, besides gaming 00:07:59.34,00:08:03.14 I'm pretty happy with it to be honest, y'know.. I've never actually had like, a.. 00:08:03.14,00:08:08.34 Like a good bed that I can sleep in for like 20 hours and not wake up, y'know, and.. 00:08:08.34,00:08:11.34 Y'know I'm kinda with Anastasia and stuff, y'know.. I thought.. 00:08:12.04,00:08:14.14 Y'know, like.. maybe.. 00:08:14.15,00:08:18.35 It's just bigger for two people is all.. and comfy and stuff, so.. 00:08:18.95,00:08:23.25 It's a real exciting time, what's happening right now.. it doesn't happen very often in human history, y'know.. 00:08:23.25,00:08:26.75 All these new systems like, coming out, like at the same time 00:08:27.15,00:08:30.15 New ways to control games and new graphics and.. 00:08:30.15,00:08:34.65 I think y'know, there kinda like bridging the PC and the consoles and all this stuff together 00:08:34.75,00:08:39.85 It's just great for us, y'know, 'cause like.. gaming is just like this revolution that's getting out there, y'know? 00:08:39.85,00:08:44.75 All these people and all these connections and all these consoles, and it's just like.. 00:08:45.45,00:08:49.45 Do you know how many noobs I'm going to own this year? 00:08:50.15,00:08:52.35 Lots of people, they write the show and they're like.. 00:08:52.35,00:08:57.75 "Jeremy, are you like a Nintendo guy? You like Sony? Are you just PC, or are you this and that?" 00:08:57.96,00:09:01.36 It's kinda weird 'cause like, I guess I'm kinda all of 'em.. 'cause.. 00:09:02.86,00:09:07.56 To be honest, I'm a fan of any machine that connects me to noobs and lets me own 'em 00:09:07.76,00:09:11.56 So that's my answer.. you put a wand in my hand, you put a controller, you put a mouse.. 00:09:11.56,00:09:15.16 It doesn't really matter 'cause the end result is gonna be the same 00:09:15.46,00:09:18.46 It's gonna be the same! 00:09:20.06,00:09:23.26 So for now I got tons of stuff to do anyways, I mean like.. 00:09:23.26,00:09:27.56 The Masterer's got me kinda.. reading these books about like strats and stuff 00:09:27.96,00:09:30.56 It's just like reading forums except.. 00:09:31.06,00:09:32.46 Longer 00:09:32.76,00:09:35.36 So that's pretty cool, you're just, always occupied right.. 00:09:35.37,00:09:37.87 'Cause you should always be thinking up strats and stuff 00:09:37.87,00:09:41.07 Well, it's like my brain, y'know, it's kinda like getting more.. 00:09:41.37,00:09:43.07 Brainey and stuff, y'know? 00:09:46.47,00:09:49.67 Ahhh.. well, there's server number four 00:09:50.97,00:09:52.97 You get kicked again for "hacking", Doug? 00:09:52.97,00:09:55.27 Like what a bunch of babies, man! 00:09:55.27,00:09:59.87 I was 44-1, one noob actually managed to kill me! And they still kick me! 00:09:59.97,00:10:01.57 Wait a minute, why'd you die? 00:10:01.67,00:10:03.47 Friendly fire.. 00:10:05.57,00:10:07.77 Wh- What the hell are you doing? 00:10:07.88,00:10:11.28 I was just.. just.. reading.. a bit 00:10:11.58,00:10:13.18 What for? 00:10:13.98,00:10:16.98 One of the coolest things about having your own show is like.. 00:10:17.28,00:10:18.88 You get your own toys! 00:10:19.08,00:10:22.28 Like this.. that's me! Check this out! 00:10:22.88,00:10:24.78 * You remind me of ghey! * 00:10:24.78,00:10:26.18 * I own noobs! * 00:10:26.18,00:10:28.38 * Lol! Looooooooooool! * 00:10:28.98,00:10:31.08 And the best thing, are combinations 00:10:31.28,00:10:32.68 This one's for you, Kyle 00:10:32.69,00:10:35.49 * You remind me of- My balls! * 00:10:38.49,00:10:41.79 Doug loves it, he thinks it's so funny 00:10:43.79,00:10:46.59 * What? Everyone runs faster with a knife! * 00:10:48.89,00:10:52.49 * I can dance all day! I can dance all day! Try to hit me! Try to hit me! * 00:10:53.39,00:10:55.39 * It OWNS! * 00:10:55.69,00:10:58.09 * BOOM HEADSHOT! * 00:10:58.99,00:11:02.29 So ya, there's like tons of exciting stuff happening at Pure Pwnage right now, y'know.. 00:11:02.29,00:11:05.39 like Kyle, he's super excited 'cause we got this like.. 00:11:05.39,00:11:10.69 meeting with like, some like, big TV company today.. we gotta get all dressed up for and stuff 00:11:10.69,00:11:13.09 They wanna talk about the show 00:11:13.19,00:11:17.59 I dunno, like I told Kyle, nobody watches TV anymore, y'know? but.. 00:11:17.60,00:11:21.00 I dunno he thinks it's real important, so.. we're gonna go do that 00:11:38.80,00:11:40.20 How do I look Kyle? 00:11:40.20,00:11:42.70 - You look like ass![br][br]Let's go! 00:12:04.40,00:12:06.00 * phone ring * 00:12:06.20,00:12:07.80 Moshi Moshi 00:12:08.20,00:12:10.70 Oh hey Grubby! What's going on? 00:12:10.70,00:12:13.70 Ya.. trouble with the Night Elves again? 00:12:14.40,00:12:17.10 Well I think I can pencil you in for like, Thursday 00:12:17.10,00:12:21.10 Ya, for sure.. no, I'll take it easy on you, it won't be painful like last time 00:12:21.50,00:12:23.70 Ok I'll see you then, man.. Ok, bye 00:12:24.41,00:12:28.81 Every week, I swear.. I dunno, the Masterer's been gone now for like, ten days 00:12:28.91,00:12:31.81 Kinda left me in charge of stuff, just in case people have problems or whatever.. 00:12:31.81,00:12:36.01 'Cause he's doing something in like, Nor-nor.. Norwegia or whatever 00:12:36.01,00:12:41.11 So, y'know, it's pretty cool.. I play the role pretty good, if I can ask myself 00:12:51.81,00:12:53.61 Hey! Uhh.. Jeremy?[br][br]Ya? 00:12:53.61,00:12:56.41 I'm Dan.. how's it going?[br][br]Oh, cool.. ya, no, it's good, it's good 00:12:56.41,00:12:58.61 You must be Kyle?[br][br]- Yes, I'm Kyle 00:12:58.81,00:13:01.61 Alright, we'll just head upstairs, if that's ok?[br][br]Yep, that's fine 00:13:02.21,00:13:05.11 You guys gonna put this thing on the show? 00:13:08.71,00:13:10.81 You guys wanna have a seat? 00:13:13.21,00:13:16.41 - So, what do you do here? 00:13:16.81,00:13:21.81 Ahh.. y'know I do a little of everything, I'm actually just working on a couple projects right now 00:13:22.01,00:13:24.41 - Are you a segment producer? Or? 00:13:24.42,00:13:30.72 Good question.. not exactly.. uhh, y'know I spend a lot time here, uhh.. 00:13:31.12,00:13:34.92 Poning noobs with my uber micro 00:13:36.82,00:13:39.42 It was a.. I did that.. I do that 00:13:45.02,00:13:47.32 Hello![br][br]- Hi 00:13:47.52,00:13:49.92 I'm Claire, nice to meet you[br][br]Hey.. ya, for sure 00:13:50.02,00:13:53.12 Hi there, I'm Dan, good to see ya[br][br]- Hey, I'm Kyle 00:13:53.22,00:13:55.22 Hi, how are ya?[br][br]- Good 00:13:56.42,00:14:00.72 So, how're ya guys fixed? You want some coffee, some tea? A little water? 00:14:00.92,00:14:03.02 - I'm.. I'm alright[br][br]Cappucino- 00:14:03.02,00:14:05.02 No, I'm ok[br][br]Ok? 00:14:05.13,00:14:10.03 Uhh, give me three waters.. I want one cool, two room temperature 00:14:10.53,00:14:13.93 Cappucino.. and a double espresso, ok? 00:14:17.53,00:14:21.73 So, tell me about your Internet TV series 00:14:22.63,00:14:25.03 - Well, me and Jeremy, we make the show ourselves 00:14:25.03,00:14:27.03 - We put it on online and people download it 00:14:27.43,00:14:29.93 Well, you know the numbers were very impressive 00:14:30.13,00:14:32.83 You've managed to capture a very elusive demographic 00:14:32.83,00:14:36.43 Now we know it's about video games, but uhh.. 00:14:36.43,00:14:39.53 Well why don't you guys just start with telling us a little more about the show 00:14:39.53,00:14:42.63 We really haven't had a chance to look at the episodes ourselves 00:14:42.64,00:14:46.04 - Well, there is-[br][br]It's basically just about how much I own 00:14:48.34,00:14:50.74 What do you own? 00:14:51.44,00:14:53.44 Noobs, mostly 00:14:55.94,00:14:57.74 What's a.. what's a noob? 00:14:58.84,00:15:00.74 You, apparently 00:15:00.84,00:15:07.34 - It's a show basically about Jeremy's life, and his friends.. I follow them around, they play a lot of video games.. 00:15:08.84,00:15:14.24 - People download our show online for free and sometimes they buy shirts, that's how we support the show 00:15:15.14,00:15:17.94 I mean, ya.. we've got a very progressive network here 00:15:17.94,00:15:21.64 I mean I was just up with the chairman and he made a bundle on Google 00:15:22.54,00:15:25.64 We've even started to run series promos on Youtube now 00:15:25.65,00:15:28.35 You know video games are very big with kids these days 00:15:28.35,00:15:31.65 Oh, huge.. huge with the 18 to 34 demo 00:15:32.15,00:15:39.25 Y'know essentially, we're looking for new content, and what we'd like to do is explore the possibility of bringing your show to television 00:15:39.35,00:15:40.85 - That would be great 00:15:40.85,00:15:46.05 You know.. we have no intentions of drastically changing the show 00:15:46.05,00:15:47.55 No no no, not at all, no.. 00:15:47.55,00:15:49.65 I mean, you're obviously doing something right 00:15:50.05,00:15:51.65 People are watching 00:15:51.85,00:15:54.85 Well, let me tell you why we're very interested in working with you 00:15:54.85,00:16:00.75 We work with gaming publishing partners, and we're looking for that new face that gamers can identify with 00:16:01.16,00:16:04.56 Oh, well I'm the best gamer in the whole world.. I mean obviously that's me 00:16:04.56,00:16:05.86 There you go! 00:16:05.86,00:16:11.66 So, part of the package would be that you would actually have to come out with us 00:16:11.86,00:16:16.76 To press conferences, trade shows, special events..[br][br]Promotion! 00:16:16.96,00:16:21.26 Ya, and represent, y'know, our gaming partners 00:16:21.56,00:16:25.46 Part of that of course would be that you would actually have to play the games 00:16:25.66,00:16:28.16 Oh, I can play games.. that's no problem 00:16:28.16,00:16:29.66 What kinda games? 00:16:29.66,00:16:31.26 Oh, they're great! They're great! 00:16:31.26,00:16:34.46 The latest one deals with dragons and demons..[br][br]Oh, it's fantastic 00:16:34.47,00:16:37.47 And there's adventure and swordplay..[br][br]Unicorns! Fantastic! 00:16:37.47,00:16:39.87 And the graphics.. amazing![br][br]Beautiful! 00:16:39.87,00:16:41.97 Absolutely amazing![br][br]Loooool.. 00:16:41.97,00:16:44.37 LOL! 00:16:46.07,00:16:48.67 You're joking right? That was like.. like a joke? 00:16:48.87,00:16:50.27 Uhh.. 00:16:51.17,00:16:55.07 I don't want to get started on the wrong foot, guys.. so let me be totally honest with you 00:16:55.17,00:16:59.97 In this business there's a lot of compromise 00:17:00.37,00:17:04.67 That's not to say that you guys can't be making your show independently 00:17:04.87,00:17:11.47 But, our ad sales team is going to want to leverage your gaming audience 00:17:11.88,00:17:17.18 And bring their eyeballs to our gaming products[br][br]Exactly 00:17:17.48,00:17:21.28 That's just something you're going to have to get used to 00:17:21.58,00:17:26.98 Oh I see, well.. there's a couple things you guys are gonna have to get used to 00:17:28.68,00:17:31.88 - WHY? Jeremy, just tell me why! 00:17:32.08,00:17:34.88 Kyle, come on, what do you want? 00:17:35.48,00:17:39.48 - I wanna have my own TV show, like I've been dreaming about for the past ten years 00:17:39.68,00:17:41.68 - Why do you have to mess that up for me? 00:17:41.68,00:17:46.58 Kyle.. you heard what he said, Kyle! He's trying to get me to play a bunch of sucky games! 00:17:46.58,00:17:49.38 Like what? I'm not gonna do that, of course I'm gonna tell him to lick my balls! 00:17:49.38,00:17:51.98 - But did you have to actually SHOW him your balls? 00:17:52.59,00:17:55.69 No, I didn't.. but it was fun, Kyle, come on! 00:17:55.89,00:17:57.09 I did you a favour, Kyle 00:17:57.09,00:18:00.09 You saw that they were trying to do..[br][br]- We could've had our own TV show! 00:18:00.09,00:18:02.49 - I could've been somebody! I could've been a director! 00:18:02.49,00:18:06.59 Kyle you ARE a director! And we do have a show! And it owns! Ok? 00:18:06.59,00:18:10.69 People like it.. we don't need TV! We're fine right here on the Internet, ok? 00:18:10.69,00:18:12.49 * phone ring * 00:18:14.29,00:18:15.79 Moshi Moshi 00:18:16.19,00:18:18.89 Moon! That's a coincidence.. 00:18:19.19,00:18:20.79 Oh ya, for sure 00:18:26.80,00:18:29.30 And, you gotta stop worrying Kyle, ok? 00:18:29.30,00:18:31.80 You're gonna make your movies, you're gonna be a big director 00:18:31.80,00:18:33.60 I'm gonna be a big star, ok? 00:18:33.60,00:18:35.60 It's gonna be awesome, everything's gonna work out 00:18:35.60,00:18:38.50 When we get to Tagi's you can ask her, she's gonna say the same thing, ok? 00:18:38.50,00:18:40.80 So just.. don't worry about it 00:18:53.40,00:18:54.80 - What? 00:18:54.80,00:18:57.00 Why is that dog following me Kyle? 00:18:57.90,00:19:00.30 - I dunno, do you know that dog? 00:19:00.90,00:19:03.00 I don't know any dogs Kyle 00:19:03.40,00:19:05.20 - That's kinda weird 00:19:06.20,00:19:08.20 It's kinda creepy 00:19:25.90,00:19:28.90 I gotta get out of these clothes, this is embarassing 00:19:35.00,00:19:36.90 Hey guys![br][br]Hey girl, what's going on? 00:19:36.90,00:19:39.90 Jeremy! You remembered![br][br]Ya.. 00:19:40.01,00:19:42.71 Ok hold on just one second, I got you something[br][br]Ok.. 00:19:42.71,00:19:45.51 Kyle quick! What did I remember? What did I remember?[br][br]- I dunno.. wha-? 00:19:46.31,00:19:47.71 Is it girlfriend day-? 00:19:48.01,00:19:50.01 Happy anniversary! 00:19:50.01,00:19:55.71 Oh! Thank you! That's really- that's cool, you got me some kinda present 00:19:56.11,00:19:57.91 So open it! Open it! 00:20:05.51,00:20:07.61 You got me a DS? 00:20:08.61,00:20:11.31 You're the coolest girl ever! 00:20:12.11,00:20:15.01 Oh, anniversaries, Kyle! Anniversaries! 00:20:17.61,00:20:19.61 That's so cool.. 00:20:29.42,00:20:32.42 Oh.. y'know I got you something too.. 00:20:34.62,00:20:38.62 You got me a dog! Oh he's so cute! 00:20:40.02,00:20:45.12 Hi sweetie! How are ya doing? Awww.. 00:20:47.22,00:20:49.82 So what's his name? 00:20:52.82,00:20:54.42 Dick.. 00:20:55.22,00:20:59.02 Hi Dick! How are you? 00:21:01.22,00:21:04.02 So do you want to go out tonight? 00:21:04.02,00:21:05.62 Ya, for sure, ya..[br][br]Ya? 00:21:06.32,00:21:08.22 We can bring Kyle, too..[br][br]Sure 00:21:08.22,00:21:11.62 But I gotta get changed, 'cause look at this! So stupid 00:21:11.93,00:21:15.73 I like it, but.. why don't we take Dick to your place and then we can get changed and then go? 00:21:15.73,00:21:17.63 Ok, sounds goods, ya..[br][br]Ok 00:21:17.83,00:21:19.83 Come on, Dick[br][br]Let's go, Dick 00:21:28.25,00:21:31.13 What's the matter?[br][br]Oh, just guild drama.. 00:21:31.33,00:21:35.63 I mean, isn't it amazing how people have the hardest time following the simplest instructions? 00:21:36.23,00:21:39.83 Not really, most people are pretty noob, y'know 00:21:40.23,00:21:43.43 I know, but.. Ok I try to explain to them so nicely, y'know? 00:21:43.93,00:21:47.33 But I mean, how hard is it to run away from the raid when you're the bomb? 00:21:47.43,00:21:50.63 In fact, if you play WoW, if you've ever played WoW 00:21:50.63,00:21:53.93 Can you please just do everybody a big favor and repair before the raid? 00:21:54.04,00:21:58.64 Because you have no idea how much time you are wasting when you go all the way back to Ironforge 00:21:58.84,00:22:03.44 And then, come all the way back for the raid! It's like, a waste of my life! Ok? 00:22:03.74,00:22:06.44 Ya! The light's green, we gotta go 00:22:14.54,00:22:17.34 Oh my gosh, we even got the same table! Wow 00:22:17.54,00:22:20.04 Ya.. I guess 00:22:21.64,00:22:23.74 So I hope you guys are thirsty! 00:22:24.54,00:22:28.04 Me and Kyle, we just kinda drank like last week, and.. 00:22:29.04,00:22:32.34 Y'know, it's the Masterer.. like he's all.. y'know, it's my uber micro, y'know? 00:22:32.34,00:22:36.74 It's not enough to really have good micro, or great micro, or.. 00:22:37.34,00:22:41.94 Even fantastic micro.. if it's not uber, he gets pretty mad 00:22:42.45,00:22:44.25 Well..[br][br]No.. it's just.. 00:22:44.35,00:22:47.75 It's just my brain, y'know? It's kind of important, and.. 00:22:47.85,00:22:52.55 I know, but like.. you can have like one drink on a special occasion, y'know? 00:22:52.75,00:22:54.95 Like.. our anniversary? Like today? 00:22:55.05,00:22:58.25 That's true! It's anniversary.. I can have a drink, right? One? 00:22:58.25,00:23:00.35 So what do you guys want? 00:23:01.55,00:23:03.15 Some beers I guess? 00:23:03.15,00:23:06.75 Umm.. Actually, can I have three shots of Jager? 00:23:06.95,00:23:09.35 Absolutely! Coming right up 00:23:19.55,00:23:22.65 Alright! Alright well, cheers guys! 00:23:23.66,00:23:25.26 Cheers! 00:24:39.26,00:24:40.76 * phone ring * 00:24:40.96,00:24:42.76 Shh.. Shhh! Hold on! 00:24:44.06,00:24:46.06 Moshi Moshi! 00:24:47.26,00:24:49.46 Vo0!? It's Vo0.. 00:24:50.36,00:24:53.36 Ya.. no.. oh, you're doing it wrong 00:24:54.56,00:24:57.56 No you should be shooting him in the leg! 00:24:58.16,00:25:01.16 No you shouldn't be aiming for the head, you gotta aim for the leg 00:25:01.26,00:25:04.76 Ya, ya.. for sure.. ok bye! 00:25:15.56,00:25:18.26 The Masterer's all like "we gotta.. we gotta.. we gotta hang back, y'know" 00:25:18.27,00:25:19.77 "We're not ready, we're not ready" 00:25:19.77,00:25:23.37 I'm like "We know where they are! Like, I'll go solo 'em!" It's like, whatever 00:25:23.37,00:25:25.67 I don't need a team! I'll take 'em on myself! 00:25:25.77,00:25:28.27 I'll walk in there and be like "Do you know who I am?" 00:25:28.57,00:25:31.67 "I'm sorry, do you know who I am? 'Cause.. I do" 00:25:32.07,00:25:34.37 - Jeremy, Jeremy, no seriously.. 00:25:34.57,00:25:36.57 - Tell me one thing, ok? 00:25:36.67,00:25:40.17 - Why does he dress like a ninja? 00:25:42.87,00:25:47.07 I can tell you guys this, but seriously.. Ok, no, you gotta turn the camera off first 00:25:47.07,00:25:49.77 Because if he finds out I told you he'll be so mad at me! 00:25:49.78,00:25:52.18 - Sure, ok.. don't worry, I'll turn it off 00:25:55.08,00:25:58.18 Kyle I can see the light blinking! I'm not stupid! 00:25:58.48,00:26:00.88 - Ok, ok, ok.. I'll turn it off.. tell me! 00:26:01.28,00:26:02.38 Ok, this is why- 00:26:06.68,00:26:09.88 The Masterer spent 15 straight years gaming in his basement 00:26:10.08,00:26:12.68 With the only light coming from the glow of his monitor 00:26:12.78,00:26:16.58 As a result his skin is hypersensitive to any light that's beyond the visible spectrum 00:26:16.78,00:26:20.18 Hmm.. so you're saying that he can never leave his basement? 00:26:20.68,00:26:22.48 At least not during the day 00:26:22.58,00:26:25.58 The sun would burn his skin like the lava in Metroid 00:26:26.59,00:26:29.09 Sounds like something out of the X-files 00:26:29.49,00:26:33.19 Ya.. like season two, episode "3" 00:26:35.99,00:26:38.39 Don't you mean episode seven? 00:26:39.39,00:26:42.79 Ya, the one called "3" 00:26:46.09,00:26:50.59 Witnesses say that they saw at least twelve people, but I don't see any evidence of a micro battle 00:26:51.19,00:26:55.19 Maybe someone was here to clean up 00:26:56.09,00:26:59.09 Whoa, wait a second..[br][br]What is it? 00:26:59.49,00:27:00.99 What it is.. 00:27:01.39,00:27:03.19 Is a "W" 00:27:03.69,00:27:05.09 Bag it 00:27:05.70,00:27:07.90 Oh my God.. don't look! 00:27:07.90,00:27:09.00 What? 00:27:09.30,00:27:10.90 * laughter* 00:27:13.80,00:27:18.00 That was the funniest thing Kyle's ever said! 00:27:21.30,00:27:24.00 Say it again![br][br]- No.. no way! 00:27:27.30,00:27:30.20 Kyle.. Kyle, I just wanna say 00:27:30.20,00:27:32.60 That I know you're a big noob, but honestly.. 00:27:32.60,00:27:34.80 When you got that girl's number.. 00:27:34.80,00:27:37.50 - Oh man I'm pro! I am pro! 00:27:37.50,00:27:40.10 That's like..[br][br]You're pro! 00:27:40.21,00:27:43.91 That was the most pro thing I've ever seen![br][br]I know 00:27:43.91,00:27:46.21 I was kinda proud of you for a sec 00:27:46.21,00:27:50.71 I'm like "I can't believe he just did that!"[br][br]Aww.. you were proud of him! 00:27:50.71,00:27:55.91 "Y'know, y'know I.. I make movies, eh? I make movies.. so what's your number?" 00:27:57.41,00:27:59.51 And she's like "you make movies!" 00:27:59.51,00:28:02.91 If only she knew it was an Internet show 00:28:10.21,00:28:13.21 Kyle was trying to do the Baron with his guild 00:28:13.51,00:28:17.01 And they.. they finally get there in like 18 hours 00:28:17.11,00:28:19.91 And then Kyle wipes the group with his pet! 00:28:19.91,00:28:24.21 - How was I supposed to know that a voidwalker is gonna go up to the Baron? 00:28:24.92,00:28:28.32 Yo guys! What's up man? How's it going? 00:28:28.42,00:28:30.62 Oh, we were just out having some drinks 00:28:30.62,00:28:34.12 I just had the craziest shit go down at my pad, man.. you wouldn't believe it 00:28:34.12,00:28:35.52 No! What's going on?[br][br]Well, get this.. 00:28:35.52,00:28:37.22 Dad comes home, drunk again, y'know.. 00:28:37.22,00:28:39.42 Start yelling at my mom about whatever 00:28:39.42,00:28:43.62 While I'm in the next room going 56-0! Assault's just going nuts man! 00:28:43.62,00:28:45.52 Y'know, at this one point in time, at the exterior valve 00:28:45.52,00:28:50.12 Sneaking up on this one day, y'know? I'm crouched down, my saw's just ready to let loose! 00:28:50.32,00:28:54.82 Well I can't hear a thing 'cause my parents are yelling! I didn't even hear him pull a flash out on me dude! 00:28:55.13,00:28:57.13 I come around the corner thinking I'm just gonna- 00:28:58.43,00:28:59.93 Mow his ass down! 00:28:59.93,00:29:01.63 Next thing I know I'm fucking blind! 00:29:01.63,00:29:03.33 So finally I say to my parents, like.. 00:29:03.33,00:29:08.33 "Hey! Like.. this is important! Like, excuse me!" 00:29:08.83,00:29:10.73 But they just kept yelling at me! 00:29:10.73,00:29:14.03 So you think it's cool I can stay at your pad tonight or what? 00:29:15.43,00:29:17.93 Well, I mean there's.. there's no place to sleep, man 00:29:17.93,00:29:20.83 Well that's cool, I was just gonna game all night anyway 00:29:21.74,00:29:24.04 I got no problem with that 00:29:54.24,00:29:55.64 - Hey Doug 00:29:55.64,00:29:57.04 Kyle! What's up man? 00:29:57.04,00:30:00.04 Breakfast! Cooking some breakfast! You want some of this? 00:30:02.44,00:30:04.74 Man, check it out.. I even taught the dog a trick 00:30:04.84,00:30:07.24 Come on puppy, want some of this? Puppy wants some of this? 00:30:07.54,00:30:09.44 Boom Headshot! 00:30:11.24,00:30:14.24 Isn't that great? Ya, buddy! Ya! 00:30:15.44,00:30:17.94 - Doug, that's a lot of bacon.. 00:30:18.84,00:30:20.04 Well.. 00:30:20.05,00:30:22.85 - Did you make anything else?[br][br]Dude! Tons! 00:30:22.85,00:30:24.65 Check it out! 00:30:27.55,00:30:30.35 Oh it's gonna be good! 00:30:31.85,00:30:34.65 - Anastasia's a vegetarian now.. 00:30:36.75,00:30:38.65 Oh my God, dude 00:30:38.65,00:30:40.95 How long has she had that? 00:30:41.35,00:30:44.85 Breakfast! Oh ya, that's what I'm talking about 00:30:46.55,00:30:47.95 What do ya think? 00:30:47.95,00:30:50.25 This is the best breakfast ever man! 00:30:50.35,00:30:52.85 I'm telling you Kyle, you better get in on this 00:30:53.66,00:30:55.26 Kyle? 00:31:02.86,00:31:06.26 So like.. how long have you had vegetanism? 00:31:06.56,00:31:09.16 Well, I was talking to my vegetarian friend a few months ago 00:31:09.16,00:31:13.66 And she was telling me all the health benefits of being a vege-[br][br]Cool so what do you guys wanna do today? 00:31:13.66,00:31:17.86 I dunno.. me and Tagi were gonna go, maybe-[br][br]Man I'm in! 00:31:18.56,00:31:20.36 Let's do it! 00:31:21.26,00:31:23.06 Ok.. 00:32:37.56,00:32:40.56 Uhh.. so? What are you guys thinking? What do you wanna do now? 00:32:41.06,00:32:44.76 Tagi's got a raid in like half an hour, and there's only two PCs, so.. 00:32:44.76,00:32:47.76 There's really not much for you to do, we're just gonna go back there and.. 00:32:47.87,00:32:50.87 Oh that's cool, I'll go hit up my house.. seeya! 00:32:57.07,00:33:01.07 I'm so sorry.. I mean I like Doug and all, but he's just too much sometimes 00:33:01.07,00:33:05.27 No, I know.. I know, it's-.. I just feel bad though, y'know? 00:33:05.27,00:33:09.27 Well, I mean I feel bad too, he's my best friend.. but, I just want some time alone, y'know? 00:33:09.27,00:33:12.67 I know, but.. doesn't he have any other friends? 00:33:12.67,00:33:15.47 - Well, he's got friends online.. like in his clan or whatever 00:33:15.47,00:33:17.17 Ya he's got tons of friends, ya.. 00:33:17.17,00:33:18.87 What about in RL? I mean.. 00:33:18.97,00:33:21.57 Doesn't he have friends from school, or..? 00:33:22.27,00:33:24.67 Doug was homeschooled 00:33:25.38,00:33:27.98 Ohhhh.. 00:33:29.08,00:33:32.08 Yo guys! Guys check it out! Problem solved! 00:33:32.08,00:33:35.08 Now one of us can console while the other two PC! 00:33:35.18,00:33:37.18 What do ya think? 00:33:40.08,00:33:42.28 Uhh.. Doug, umm.. 00:33:43.48,00:33:47.18 I mean.. I mean, you're my best friend y'know, and.. 00:33:47.68,00:33:51.18 It's just.. y'know, it's just sometimes, y'know.. 00:33:51.48,00:33:53.88 You can get too much exposure kinda to one person 00:33:53.88,00:33:56.28 And sometimes you just feel like, you can't get away.. 00:33:56.28,00:33:58.98 Y'know, like there's always someone there and they're always around, and.. 00:33:58.99,00:34:02.29 Sometimes you just wanna get some alone time and stuff, y'know? 00:34:02.59,00:34:05.29 Ya..[br][br]I mean I'm sure you understand, right? 00:34:05.79,00:34:09.29 I understand, man, ya.. fully[br][br]Ya, for sure, so.. 00:34:09.29,00:34:13.29 So, y'know, it's kinda what we're hoping for, y'know.. tonight 00:34:15.19,00:34:19.99 Uhh.. Kyle? I'm pretty sure he wants you to leave 00:34:22.09,00:34:24.09 Doug.. 00:34:25.19,00:34:27.59 I'm talking about you 00:34:27.89,00:34:30.99 Oh.. Oh I see..[br][br]I mean, you're my best friend man 00:34:30.99,00:34:34.09 No man, no.. th- that's cool, I can take a hint 00:34:34.39,00:34:37.59 I'll see you guys later[br][br]No Doug, it's just.. 00:34:45.20,00:34:47.59 Do you think he's gonna be ok? 00:34:47.59,00:34:49.59 Ya, he'll be fine 00:34:59.20,00:35:01.20 He's fine 00:35:02.20,00:35:05.30 No, I mean if he was mad at us he would've thrown it this way, right? So.. 00:35:05.40,00:35:07.60 It's cool, let's go 00:35:19.50,00:35:21.70 - Hey, Jeremy.. 00:35:22.20,00:35:23.90 Oh it doesn't fit! 00:35:23.90,00:35:26.50 Well then put it somewhere else! Come on.. 00:35:27.00,00:35:29.40 Actually, y'know if you put it in just a little bit and then you twist it 00:35:29.40,00:35:33.00 You can find that you can really get in some spots that..[br][br]Slow down! 00:35:33.50,00:35:35.40 Slow down! You're going too fast! 00:35:35.50,00:35:38.90 Oh, you've been practicing without me, eh?[br][br]Obviously, obviously.. 00:35:40.21,00:35:43.21 Oh.. owned! Good game! 00:35:43.61,00:35:45.81 Number fi-.. Oh, hey Kyle! What's going on? 00:35:45.91,00:35:49.61 - Hey.. I- I was just.. shooting.. is.. is that ok? 00:35:49.71,00:35:52.71 Ya, sure.. we're just playing some DS[br][br]Ya.. 00:35:59.11,00:36:02.11 So, this is uhh.. the is the end 00:36:02.81,00:36:05.61 It's hard to believe it's been twelve episodes already 00:36:05.61,00:36:08.41 Feels like we just started, y'know? 00:36:08.81,00:36:12.41 It's kinda sad a bit, but it's happy too, y'know.. we did a lot 00:36:12.61,00:36:15.91 It's really got me thinking too, just about endings and stuff, like.. 00:36:16.31,00:36:20.51 Like when you play Super Mario Bros., like what happens after ya win the game and ya turn it off, y'know? 00:36:21.02,00:36:26.62 Is Mario and Peach.. are they like chillin' back in the castle and they're just waiting for you to turn the game on again? 00:36:27.12,00:36:29.62 Did they even exist at all, y'know? 00:36:29.82,00:36:32.72 Kinda deep stuff that I've spent a lot of time thinking about.. 00:36:33.52,00:36:36.62 But I'm still excited 'cause I think this season was pure ownage, y'know.. 00:36:36.62,00:36:39.22 I'm super excited for the next one 00:36:39.62,00:36:44.42 So, I'm sorry, Kyle.. you didn't get your big hanging cliffs ending you wanted 00:36:44.62,00:36:49.02 There's no explosions and there was no jumping off bridges and stuff 00:36:49.12,00:36:51.42 But I still think it's really cool, like lots of cool stuff happened 00:36:51.42,00:36:55.22 I mean we got to see, like.. Doug bust a TV, y'know.. 00:36:55.42,00:36:58.12 I got a new system, that's really cool 00:36:58.23,00:37:02.63 I got to show some people my balls, y'know.. been waiting for that 00:37:02.73,00:37:05.73 Y'know we even got a dog! Which is kinda like a new cast member.. 00:37:05.83,00:37:09.83 Actually I forgot to tell you guys.. my mom won't let me keep the dog 00:37:10.03,00:37:11.83 Oh no! Why's that? 00:37:12.03,00:37:15.33 She said it was the worst gift you could give somebody 00:37:16.13,00:37:21.53 Oh.. uhh.. y'know that's cool, I can just take him back for like a refund, right? 00:37:21.63,00:37:24.33 Ya, ya![br][br]They take dogs back all the time right? 00:37:24.53,00:37:27.03 It's fine..[br][br]Where is Dick anyway? 00:37:57.13,00:37:59.03 So.. 00:37:59.73,00:38:01.23 Thank you 00:38:01.24,00:38:02.94 For watching Pure Pwnage 00:38:02.94,00:38:07.14 It's been an awesome time making the show and we just wanna thank all the fans 00:38:07.14,00:38:10.74 For the t-shirts you bought and the support and the emails you gave 00:38:11.14,00:38:15.14 You really helped turn a dream into reality for me and my brother, so.. 00:38:15.44,00:38:18.44 We're really excited for season two and we hope you are too! 00:38:18.54,00:38:20.74 Thank you! 00:38:45.04,00:38:46.54 Jeremy! 00:38:46.94,00:38:48.94 Dinner's almost ready! 00:38:50.24,00:38:52.54 Ok, ya.. I'll be right there! 00:38:56.64,00:39:00.14 And don't forget to clear the trash mobs before you come in 00:39:02.95,00:39:05.45 I was watching you through the window 00:39:05.75,00:39:09.45 I made your favorite stew, just the way you like it 00:39:14.25,00:39:16.85 Tagi, look out! There's horde! 00:39:28.95,00:39:31.65 Don't worry, we're in a green zone 00:39:32.35,00:39:33.85 Tagi!! 00:39:33.95,00:39:35.85 Hey, what are you doing? 00:39:37.85,00:39:39.75 Jeremy! Help!! 00:39:40.05,00:39:45.35 Noooooooooooooooo! 00:40:14.35,00:40:16.05 To the Pwnerer! 00:40:16.35,00:40:18.35 Wherever he may be 00:40:18.56,00:40:20.56 * beep beep beep * 00:40:23.76,00:40:25.76 Jeremy's outside! 00:40:26.46,00:40:28.76 Why don't you see him in? 00:40:43.36,00:40:47.16 Really, my dear, I thought you would be more talkative 00:40:47.76,00:40:51.06 It is, afterall, your.. talent 00:40:53.76,00:40:56.46 Perhaps you'd care for a little music? 00:41:30.86,00:41:32.66 Well.. 00:41:33.96,00:41:37.76 I must admit, that was quicker than I expected.. you continue to impr- 00:41:49.42,00:41:52.96 As I was saying.. you impress me 00:41:53.56,00:41:56.16 Now let's talk about your future 00:41:56.67,00:41:59.17 Oh.. you're mister psychic now? 00:41:59.27,00:42:01.07 I've been known to dabble 00:42:01.17,00:42:05.87 Let's just say I understand the events that about to unfold 00:42:06.37,00:42:09.67 Let me tell you something about events.. unfolding, and stuff 00:42:09.87,00:42:11.77 My brother Kyle's on his way right now 00:42:11.77,00:42:15.77 He's got Doug, he's got the Masterer, he's got the whole army 00:42:16.37,00:42:19.07 I think he's gonna own your ass 00:42:32.47,00:42:35.07 Judge a man by his actions, Jeremy 00:42:35.37,00:42:36.87 Not his rhetoric 00:42:36.97,00:42:39.27 You are no one's slave 00:42:39.78,00:42:43.68 Please, consider my offer 00:42:44.58,00:42:49.38 Please, consider that my left testicle hangs just a little bit lower than my right one 00:42:51.78,00:42:54.48 Then you have no chance to survive 00:42:55.68,00:42:57.68 Make your time 00:43:01.38,00:43:05.38 - Hey Doug? It's Kyle.. have you seen Jeremy? 00:43:07.78,00:43:11.08 It's unfortunate you've forced me into such action 00:43:13.08,00:43:17.48 But I can't let the Masterer wield such a dangerous weapon 00:43:22.18,00:43:24.98 Oh! Who's psychic now? 00:43:24.98,00:43:27.28 Oh didn't see that coming? Did ya? 00:43:27.38,00:43:28.88 Oh who's psychic now? 00:43:28.99,00:43:31.49 Get your ass ready to be spanked! 00:43:31.99,00:43:33.79 Gonna spank that ass! 00:43:34.79,00:43:38.19 We're gonna spank your ass.. Oh your ass is so owned! 00:43:39.09,00:43:42.29 Who didn't see that coming? You didn't! You- 00:43:44.29,00:43:46.09 Doug? 00:43:48.09,00:43:52.89 Some of your friends have been more receptive than you, Jeremy 00:44:00.19,00:44:01.89 Doug? 00:44:02.89,00:44:05.59 Y'know what? Fuck you man! 00:44:17.39,00:44:21.39 Kyle, you take Tagi and you leave 00:44:24.79,00:44:27.29 You heard the man, go!