[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]16,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:02.60,00:00:04.60 Kyle.. "check the noob schoolbus, Jeremy".. 00:00:04.60,00:00:07.40 I don't wanna check it, it's a waste of my time Kyle.. same thing every time 00:00:07.40,00:00:09.00 Could be playing games or something.. 00:00:09.10,00:00:12.60 Sup dude.. just wanna let you know that you ain't shit! 00:00:12.80,00:00:15.90 I could own you any day at some game no one plays.. 00:00:16.10,00:00:18.90 Join my clan's server at some place I'm not gonna go.. 00:00:18.90,00:00:21.40 And we'll see who the *real* pwnerer is 00:00:21.40,00:00:25.00 Oooh? What do you say about that? Well.. Mr. Original 00:00:25.00,00:00:29.70 .50 doorag 2pac wigga4life.. from L.A. 00:00:29.70,00:00:31.10 That's a big surprise.. 00:00:31.11,00:00:32.51 Hi wigga.. 00:00:32.51,00:00:34.11 You ... 00:00:34.11,00:00:35.21 are a fag! 00:00:35.21,00:00:36.71 Send.. there we go 00:00:36.71,00:00:43.61 Dear Jeremy, I noticed that in the show you pronouce pwn as own.. but my friends and I say pone 00:00:44.41,00:00:46.41 What gives!? 00:00:47.41,00:00:49.71 Well Jeff J, I'll tell you what gives.. 00:00:49.81,00:00:51.01 Hi Jeff.. 00:00:51.01,00:00:53.61 You are a fag! 00:00:54.11,00:00:58.71 Dear Jeremy.. I think I like boys more than girls, but I'm afraid of ... 00:00:59.21,00:01:01.11 ..... 00:01:01.52,00:01:04.12 I think I like boys more than girls!? 00:01:04.72,00:01:09.32 But I'm afraid of people making fun of me if I express how I really feel.. 00:01:10.32,00:01:11.82 What should I do!? 00:01:11.82,00:01:15.52 Oh Sean.. Oh Sean D., of Vancouver B.C. 00:01:15.52,00:01:17.72 I'll tell you Sean.. Dear Sean.. 00:01:17.72,00:01:20.52 You.. Ooooh you.. 00:01:20.52,00:01:24.32 You see Sean, everyone is different.. y'know, and.. 00:01:24.52,00:01:31.92 As a gamer, I've experienced a lot of preju.. jizzes.. y'know? 00:01:32.32,00:01:38.12 What really matters is that, y'know.. you stay true to who you are 00:01:38.62,00:01:43.52 Basically, like anyone that makes fun of you for that.. 00:01:43.73,00:01:46.53 Is a.. total.. y'know.. 00:01:46.53,00:01:51.13 No wait, that's not what I'm trying to say.. that's coming out wrong 00:01:51.93,00:01:53.43 Dear Sean.. 00:01:53.83,00:01:56.23 You.. ARE.. a fag! 00:01:57.53,00:02:00.63 To the noobschoolbus.. I love the show.. 00:02:00.63,00:02:05.83 Jeremy and the rest, so funny.. especially Jeremy, he's the sexiest.. I wanna have his babies.. 00:02:05.83,00:02:09.43 But man, Kyle.. ... You are the man? 00:02:09.73,00:02:15.03 You don't get the credit you deserve.. One day you'll be a famous Hollywood director 00:02:15.03,00:02:16.83 Yeah, if you keep filming me.. 00:02:16.83,00:02:20.83 Keep up the great work.. Veronica sumthin' 00:02:20.84,00:02:22.44 Ok, well, let's see.. 00:02:22.64,00:02:29.44 Hi Veron, you think Kyle's so great eh? Well.. 00:02:29.74,00:02:32.24 Lemme tell YOU something.. 00:02:32.34,00:02:36.14 Kyle still plays with He-man toys! 00:02:36.24,00:02:39.04 - Jeremy, it's for the show.. I use them for work! 00:02:39.44,00:02:42.04 Oh, I suppose you're doing the fighting sounds for fun? 00:02:42.04,00:02:44.94 - I use the figures to set up shots and lighting.. 00:02:44.94,00:02:49.64 Oh, so I guess maybe episode 11 we're going to Castle Greyskull? Or?[br][br]- Jeremy ... 00:02:49.64,00:02:53.74 So am I Skeletor there? ... Doug? Who's Doug? He's Beastman? 00:02:55.04,00:02:58.34 * I have the power! bitches! * 00:03:00.24,00:03:04.24 (translated by: Your Name) 00:03:08.94,00:03:13.34 Episode 10: Teh best day ever 00:03:19.35,00:03:21.35 - Jeremy.. 00:03:21.65,00:03:23.35 - Let's go, Jeremy.. time to get up! 00:03:23.35,00:03:24.85 Chuck! Where are you Chuck? 00:03:24.85,00:03:29.75 Kyle! Oh Kyle.. I swear to God, Kyle..[br][br]- Jeremy time to get up, let's go! 00:03:29.75,00:03:33.25 Kyle, what time is it?[br][br]- It's time to make the show! 00:03:34.45,00:03:38.05 - Jeremy, I've already booked the theatre.. people are already buying tickets 00:03:38.05,00:03:39.25 That's not my problem Kyle.. 00:03:39.25,00:03:43.75 - People are flying to Toronto to come and see the show and we haven't shot anything.. we have 2 weeks! 00:03:43.75,00:03:47.95 You told me we'd make like 2 episodes.. now look at this, like.. waking me up again 00:03:47.95,00:03:50.55 You think Brad Pitt has to put up with this? 00:03:50.56,00:03:52.66 - Ya, you're really Brad Pitt.. 00:03:53.46,00:03:57.76 Y'know obviously I pwn a bit more than Brad Pitt does.. don't wanna give him too much credit 00:03:57.76,00:04:02.26 I'm just saying, like.. imagine I was Brad Pitt but also, like.. y'know.. 00:04:02.26,00:04:05.86 Smart, and funny, and good at games and stuff.. 00:04:06.06,00:04:10.36 Then, you think he'd put up with that? He'd fire you! I should.. fire you 00:04:10.36,00:04:12.26 - Jeremy what are you complaining about? 00:04:12.26,00:04:15.16 I was sleeping Kyle![br][br]- I know you were sleeping, but we have to make the show.. 00:04:15.16,00:04:17.36 Ok Kyle, when was the last time I went in your room and woke you up? When's the last time? 00:04:17.36,00:04:19.76 - When's the last time you got up before me? 00:04:20.96,00:04:23.76 Well I mean.. I just got up before you did tomorrow! 00:04:23.77,00:04:25.67 - Oh nice.. ya, that's great 00:04:27.07,00:04:28.97 Y'know.. like uhh.. welcome to my show 00:04:28.97,00:04:31.27 This is episode, like.. whatever 00:04:31.67,00:04:34.27 You might notice I'm in a new place 00:04:34.57,00:04:37.07 'Cause me and Kyle, we moved out 00:04:37.47,00:04:39.97 'Cause my Mom tried to come in with all this, kinda like.. 00:04:40.17,00:04:43.77 "Y'know you're not going to school, you just play games all day, so I'm gonna charge you rent" 00:04:43.77,00:04:47.67 Thinking like.. I'm gonna pay rent to live with my Mom, y'know? 00:04:47.67,00:04:52.47 So obviously me and Kyle, like.. we went out and we found this place and I think it's great, y'know? 00:04:52.47,00:04:54.87 I got.. I got everything I need, right 00:04:55.17,00:04:58.27 I've got my bed, so I'll like.. sleep on that 00:04:58.27,00:05:00.47 and uhh.. y'know, I got my monitor 00:05:00.48,00:05:04.78 and then Dave like, y'know.. he left his computer when he left, so.. 00:05:05.58,00:05:09.98 I figured he left it for me, so I took it.. and I'm using that 00:05:10.38,00:05:11.78 Y'know it's pretty cool and stuff, like.. 00:05:11.78,00:05:14.28 We're learning how to, like.. 00:05:14.28,00:05:15.38 Eat.. like uhh.. 00:05:15.38,00:05:17.08 Food that we made ourselves 00:05:17.08,00:05:23.58 I may not be playing games, but.. it's like I'm totally pwning up this game called R-L, y'know.. A-T-M, so.. 00:05:24.48,00:05:27.18 It's not like I'm totally bored 00:05:28.68,00:05:31.38 Dave's computer is like.. pretty suck 00:05:31.38,00:05:35.68 Like it can't actually play like.. y'know, any games or anything 00:05:35.68,00:05:37.98 But it gives me an opportunity to read about stuff 00:05:37.99,00:05:40.59 And to be honest that's OK right now, because.. 00:05:41.09,00:05:46.09 Y'know, I hate to say it.. but I think there's a serious problem with a lot of new games coming out 00:05:46.09,00:05:47.89 In that they.. y'know.. 00:05:48.09,00:05:49.29 like they Suck 00:05:49.59,00:05:52.49 Y'know, everyone's playing World of Warcraft.. and it seems like.. 00:05:52.49,00:05:57.49 Maybe other designers are playing World of Warcraft and they're not spending time designing their games properly maybe? 00:05:57.49,00:06:02.49 Because.. it just seems like a bunch of crappity-crap like coming out at my face like all the time 00:06:02.49,00:06:07.09 And you'd think, y'know.. you got millions of dollars, you got all these guys that are supposed to know so much about making a game.. 00:06:07.09,00:06:10.69 You'd think you'd be able to make a game that, y'know.. is like.. like.. 00:06:10.69,00:06:11.69 Fun.. 00:06:11.70,00:06:15.80 And maybe.. put together properly, and y'know.. maybe have the basics, like.. 00:06:15.90,00:06:19.40 When you win, uhh, y'know.. you get counted as a win 00:06:19.40,00:06:22.80 And when you lose.. maybe it's counted a lose 00:06:23.30,00:06:28.00 Gaming, y'know.. it used to be all about the gameplay.. it used to be all about having fun and competing and stuff 00:06:28.00,00:06:30.90 And now it seems to be, like.. it's all about fancy graphics 00:06:31.30,00:06:34.00 Just kinda depressing, so I decided.. 00:06:34.50,00:06:36.20 Y'know.. I'm gonna make my own game 00:06:36.20,00:06:41.30 Because, I'm so pro.. and I know pretty much everything there is to know about games 00:06:41.30,00:06:45.40 And so.. I've just been kinda making this list of stuff 00:06:45.40,00:06:50.40 Been writing that up, and.. kinda been writing emails to like a lot of game studios and stuff 00:06:50.41,00:06:57.31 Saying "Hey, like.. why don't you make my game? 'cause.. it's so good.. like me.. and everyone will want to play it" 00:06:57.71,00:07:00.41 But.. y'know.. they haven't written back like yet 00:07:00.41,00:07:03.71 But that's OK.. I'm expecting any day now I'll be making a game.. 00:07:03.81,00:07:06.41 And then that's what I'm gonna play, like.. my own game 00:07:06.61,00:07:08.51 - So what is your game gonna be called? 00:07:09.11,00:07:10.91 It's gonna be called what it is, Kyle.. 00:07:10.91,00:07:14.31 "The only game on the shelf that doesn't lick my balls" 00:07:47.31,00:07:50.11 I don't think this is how Dave used to make it, Kyle.. 00:07:50.61,00:07:53.51 Do you maybe wanna go get some New Gen or something, like? 00:07:53.71,00:07:55.81 Not that this wouldn't taste good.. 00:07:56.42,00:07:58.32 I'm sure it would, but.. 00:08:05.42,00:08:07.12 Life's kinda funny sometimes, y'know.. 00:08:07.12,00:08:09.62 One day you're like super uber pro like me.. 00:08:09.82,00:08:12.82 And then the next day you wake up and you find out that you're like.. y'know.. 00:08:13.22,00:08:16.32 Even more awesome than like you were the day before, y'know? 00:08:16.52,00:08:20.32 Got all these powers now and stuff.. can pretty much pwn anybody 00:08:20.82,00:08:24.92 I could see how to an average man y'know, it'd pretty tough to kinda stay humble.. 00:08:24.92,00:08:28.42 Fortunately I'm also really smart, so.. it's not too tough for me 00:08:29.02,00:08:30.82 Y'know like, don't get me wrong, like.. 00:08:30.82,00:08:32.72 You wanna be a pro, right.. but like.. 00:08:32.73,00:08:36.33 Sometimes you can be like too pro for your own good 00:08:37.63,00:08:40.43 You don't wanna be like all pro up in people's faces, right.. 00:08:40.43,00:08:42.53 'Cause sometimes, y'know.. you're gonna start thinking that.. 00:08:42.53,00:08:44.73 You're probably better than you actually are 00:08:44.73,00:08:47.43 And when that happens you're gonna start to lose focus, right.. 00:08:47.43,00:08:50.23 Next thing you know, you're losing to a n00b 00:08:53.03,00:08:55.13 - Jeremy.. hang on a second 00:08:55.13,00:08:58.13 - Can we take a break here? This camera is kinda heavy..[br][br]What do you mean? 00:08:58.43,00:09:01.23 Kyle, I'm hungry Kyle..[br][br]- Well my arm hurts! 00:09:01.63,00:09:03.53 - You wanna carry this?[br][br]Oh! 00:09:03.54,00:09:07.14 Kyle's complaining about his new camera! The big fancy camera he's got on his shoulder right now.. 00:09:07.14,00:09:10.24 That Mom bought him 'cause he got a couple good grades in school! How fair is that? 00:09:10.24,00:09:12.04 - Well I was the top of the class.. 00:09:12.04,00:09:14.74 I'm the top of how many ladders Kyle? What do I get? 00:09:14.74,00:09:17.44 I get nothing! I get a loaner computer from the Masterer.. 00:09:17.44,00:09:18.64 And he takes it back! 00:09:18.64,00:09:23.34 Mom takes my computer away Kyle! Oh you're top of your class, Kyle.. give me a break 00:09:32.24,00:09:34.34 OMG Kyle! 00:09:38.24,00:09:40.64 Kyle.. the whole world is against me, Kyle 00:09:40.64,00:09:43.04 - Well let's go to Maggie's? 00:09:43.55,00:09:45.75 Ya! Let's go to Maggie's.. 00:10:10.35,00:10:13.05 Uhh.. Kyle I only got like.. like 5 bucks 00:10:13.05,00:10:15.15 - Well the meal costs 7.. 00:10:15.45,00:10:18.35 Ya but, like I mean.. maybe you could.. like maybe.. 00:10:18.35,00:10:21.15 - Maybe you could get a job and stick with it 00:10:21.15,00:10:23.55 Kyle.. c'mon.. y'know.. jobs and me.. 00:10:23.55,00:10:26.85 It's kinda like oil and liquid, right? They don't really mix very good 00:10:26.85,00:10:32.15 - Ya, I agree.. if you can't hold down a job as a game tester, I honestly don't know what kinda job you're gonna be able to get 00:10:32.25,00:10:36.65 Kyle, that was not like they advertised it at all.. like seriously, that was not my fault.. like really 00:10:37.15,00:10:40.65 Take your pony to the next water station.. 00:10:43.86,00:10:47.56 Brush her hair.. 00:10:48.86,00:10:52.06 Your pony died 'cause it wasn't pretty enough.. 00:10:53.06,00:10:59.66 AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 00:11:02.16,00:11:05.66 - Well what about those other jobs? Weren't you working for some phone company or something? 00:11:05.96,00:11:09.06 Ya.. for like.. y'know.. 00:11:09.06,00:11:10.76 A little bit 00:11:10.96,00:11:14.86 Hello? Ya, ya.. for sure 00:11:15.66,00:11:20.46 Ya.. Ok, you're gonna wanna open up your control panel 00:11:21.06,00:11:22.96 Your control panel.. 00:11:26.57,00:11:30.67 You don't know what your control panel is? I see.. 00:11:34.07,00:11:36.27 Ya, no I'm still here.. 00:11:36.27,00:11:40.27 I'm just thinking about how much of a n00b you are 00:11:48.57,00:11:50.87 I appreciate that Kyle..[br][br]- Ya, ya, ya.. 00:11:52.87,00:11:55.37 I gotta figure out what to do about money, Kyle.. 'cause like.. 00:11:55.37,00:11:58.37 This whole "job" thing isn't really working out for me, y'know like.. 00:11:58.57,00:12:01.07 I mean lots of people write the show all the time, and they're like - 00:12:01.07,00:12:05.07 "Hey let's hang out and stuff, you look so cool.. we'd be best friends" 00:12:05.07,00:12:08.27 So maybe, like.. maybe I should charge for that? You think? 00:12:08.47,00:12:12.37 - You think someone's gonna pay money to hang out with you? 00:12:12.37,00:12:16.97 - You know what? Someone did write the show a couple months ago asking for some of your hair.. 00:12:18.07,00:12:20.87 Really? That's kinda creepy.. 00:12:20.87,00:12:22.57 - Y'know, we could sell that on Ebay.. 00:12:22.58,00:12:28.68 - Let's make an Ebay auction.. some crazy fan will buy a lock of your hair for like 400 bucks or something 00:12:29.18,00:12:31.68 400 bucks? For my hair Kyle? 00:12:31.68,00:12:33.48 Kyle I grow that stuff back for free! 00:12:33.48,00:12:35.48 I got hair everywhere! 00:12:35.98,00:12:37.98 Kyle, that's genius 00:12:38.28,00:12:42.38 Kyle.. it's like.. it's just like the auction house but like in R-L! 00:12:43.08,00:12:44.98 OMG Kyle.. I'm gonna sell so much stuff 00:12:44.98,00:12:48.78 I'm gonna sell my hair.. I'm gonna sell like.. my nails and stuff.. 00:12:48.78,00:12:50.28 I'm gonna sell my toothbrush! 00:12:50.28,00:12:52.48 - Well what are you going to use to brush your teeth? 00:12:52.69,00:12:55.69 Kyle, we're not living with mom anymore.. 00:12:56.09,00:12:59.49 Oh Kyle.. we're gonna be so rich.. we're gonna be so rich! 00:12:59.49,00:13:01.19 00:13:02.99,00:13:05.29 Hey man![br][br]Hey what's up Doug.. 00:13:05.29,00:13:07.09 Not much how's it going?[br][br]Not too bad, me and Ky- 00:13:07.09,00:13:08.59 Check it out! Brought the Cube, man! 00:13:08.59,00:13:10.49 Wanna play? Let's go play! 00:13:13.59,00:13:16.79 Dude! This is a sweet room![br][br]Ya, it's not so bad I guess.. 00:13:16.99,00:13:18.99 Man.. living on your own? 00:13:19.29,00:13:20.49 PWNS! 00:13:20.50,00:13:21.80 It's pretty cool, I got what a need- 00:13:21.80,00:13:23.50 Think about it! No parents bugging ya! 00:13:23.50,00:13:27.50 You don't have to worry about Mom coming in and like.. busting ya playing vids, or.. 00:13:28.10,00:13:31.60 Think about all the times you can bring home, like.. new games and shit! 00:13:31.60,00:13:32.60 It's pretty cool.. 00:13:32.60,00:13:35.50 Man, I got an idea! Let's have a party! 00:13:35.50,00:13:37.50 Invite all your friends over! 00:13:39.70,00:13:42.40 You got a.. you got a balcony man?![br][br]Ya, it's- 00:13:42.40,00:13:44.60 OMG! Oh man.. 00:13:44.70,00:13:47.70 I could spend all day out here! 00:13:48.81,00:13:51.21 Dude check it out! Check it out! 00:13:51.81,00:13:53.81 Holy shit! 00:13:55.81,00:13:58.11 This is great, man! 00:13:59.91,00:14:02.71 Don't you think?[br][br]Ya, it's pretty cool.. 00:14:04.21,00:14:05.61 So.. 00:14:06.21,00:14:08.61 Have you talked to her yet? 00:14:09.51,00:14:11.51 So you brought Mario Kart? 00:14:14.11,00:14:18.51 Man you're right, Kyle, like.. he's not himself, is he? 00:14:26.51,00:14:28.51 OMG! 00:14:29.51,00:14:33.01 Dude, aren't you gonna like.. hump my head or something? 00:14:39.61,00:14:42.21 That was fucking unbelievable! 00:14:45.41,00:14:47.51 You bastard! 00:14:47.71,00:14:49.21 How do you get away? How do you get away? 00:14:49.21,00:14:51.51 Sometimes I don't even know, Doug.. 00:14:51.71,00:14:53.91 Oooooohhh! 00:14:54.21,00:14:57.01 YEAH! 00:14:57.51,00:14:59.91 That's what I'm talking about! 00:14:59.91,00:15:02.91 Who's got the balls? I've got some balls! 00:15:02.91,00:15:04.91 The big big big da balls![br][br]The balls! 00:15:04.91,00:15:06.81 Who's got the balls?[br][br]I've got the balls! 00:15:06.82,00:15:08.72 The big big big da balls![br][br]The balls! 00:15:08.72,00:15:11.62 He's got big motherfucking balls! 00:15:12.32,00:15:14.02 My balls.. need sucking! 00:15:14.02,00:15:15.62 My balls.. need some licking! 00:15:15.62,00:15:19.72 My balls.. my balls.. my bal- 00:15:22.62,00:15:25.02 I knocked before I came in.. 00:15:26.62,00:15:29.62 Doug, maybe we should go make some toast or something.. 00:15:30.02,00:15:33.82 Dude, screw the toast.. this is really awkward 00:15:36.52,00:15:38.42 Hi..[br][br]Hey.. 00:15:43.32,00:15:47.32 Dude, you gonna film this?[br][br] - Ya, shit.. hang on 00:15:48.13,00:15:50.13 Shh.. quiet 00:15:51.63,00:15:55.43 Look I know you're really upset with me right now.. but I need to talk to you 00:15:56.33,00:16:00.03 He was just somebody that I met at my cousin's wedding.. the guy that you saw me with.. 00:16:00.03,00:16:02.43 And he asked me out for dinner and I said yes.. 00:16:02.43,00:16:06.33 Maybe I shouldn't have said yes.. but it was just dinner.. I mean it wasn't anything special 00:16:06.33,00:16:10.03 It wasn't like the Westfall Stew Picnic we had at the Molsen Farm.. 00:16:10.13,00:16:14.23 Ya, ya.. I know what kinda guys I guess you like to hang out with now.. I guess I learned something 00:16:14.23,00:16:16.23 I didnt say I liked hanging out with him.. 00:16:16.23,00:16:19.43 No, you're just gonna group with him then.. I guess you probably group with lots of guys, y'know.. 00:16:19.43,00:16:22.63 Maybe that's common with WoW players huh? You like to group with lots of guys? Is that what you do? 00:16:22.64,00:16:26.04 Look.. I can hang out with whoever I want to, whenever I want to.. Ok? 00:16:26.04,00:16:30.34 I just.. sometimes it's nice to go out, y'know? Like you don't wanna do anything in RL.. 00:16:30.34,00:16:32.64 I told you! Bring your PC over if you want to go out! 00:16:32.64,00:16:36.44 No! Out on a date! How do you expect to have a girlfriend if you never take her out on dates? 00:16:36.44,00:16:40.44 I don't need to go out on dates! I'm famous now.. I get girls writing me all the time! 00:16:40.44,00:16:42.84 Do you know how many girls would love to bring their PCs over here? 00:16:42.84,00:16:43.84 O RLY? 00:16:43.84,00:16:44.84 YA RLY! 00:16:44.84,00:16:47.54 Well why don't you just go group with some fan girl! 00:16:47.54,00:16:49.74 Maybe I will! Maybe I'll group with a whole bunch of fans! 00:16:49.75,00:16:53.05 Ya, I'm sure you're gonna get a really meaningful relationship from one of those girls, huh? 00:16:53.05,00:16:54.85 Well.. better than this! 00:16:55.05,00:17:00.75 I get lots of emails from guys too, and y'know what? Maybe I'm gonna go reply to them! And start having relationships with them too! 00:17:00.75,00:17:02.75 Ya, y'know what? Maybe you should! 00:17:02.75,00:17:03.85 Y'know I got four words for you: 00:17:03.85,00:17:06.05 G-T-F-O 00:17:08.85,00:17:11.65 Oh my G-! You're filming this? 00:17:11.65,00:17:14.15 Why don't you just put this on your internet TV show too? 00:17:14.35,00:17:15.75 OMG! 00:17:23.75,00:17:26.75 00:17:32.26,00:17:35.76 "I'm always me, but you're not you" 00:17:36.46,00:17:40.06 "Do my words have meaning to you?" 00:17:40.36,00:17:43.86 "Now that you're gone, it's all gone" 00:17:44.36,00:17:47.26 "Everyone's gone.." 00:17:47.56,00:17:51.66 "We used to be.. so strong" 00:17:51.66,00:17:54.46 "Get outta myspace.." 00:17:55.36,00:17:59.56 "We used to be.. so strong" 00:17:59.66,00:18:04.06 "Now the world's wrong, now the world's gone wrong.." 00:18:12.26,00:18:19.66 "Turn all the lights off on the world, you don't care about society's feelings do you?" 00:18:19.96,00:18:23.56 "Choices you make.. are all wrong" 00:18:23.87,00:18:26.77 "Who will be on my side?" 00:18:26.77,00:18:30.67 "We used to be.. so strong" 00:18:30.67,00:18:33.57 "Get outta myspace.." 00:18:34.27,00:18:38.17 "We used to be.. so strong" 00:18:38.17,00:18:42.47 "But now the world's wrong! Now the world's gone wrong!" 00:18:42.47,00:18:44.97 "Wrrrrrooooonnnggg!!" 00:18:44.97,00:18:52.27 "Everyone is fake.. Everyone is fake.." 00:19:01.27,00:19:04.27 00:19:43.57,00:19:51.77 "Everyone is fake.. Everyone is fake.." 00:19:56.57,00:19:58.37 00:20:05.67,00:20:07.67 - Whoa.. Jeremy, you're up? 00:20:07.67,00:20:09.27 Hey Kyle.. 00:20:10.27,00:20:12.17 - What are you doing? 00:20:12.17,00:20:14.47 Just thinking about stuff, y'know? 00:20:14.47,00:20:17.47 Can't really sleep with so much pain 00:20:18.07,00:20:19.87 - What, did you hurt yourself? 00:20:19.87,00:20:23.47 No, Kyle.. just, y'know.. society, like.. 00:20:23.47,00:20:26.47 The whole world's in so much pain, y'know 00:20:26.87,00:20:29.17 - What are you looking at? 00:20:29.18,00:20:30.98 Just society.. 00:20:30.98,00:20:34.08 How it's trying to societize me and stuff 00:20:34.88,00:20:37.78 Just not fair sometimes I think, y'know.. 00:20:37.78,00:20:40.48 - What's not fair about living in a society? 00:20:40.48,00:20:44.98 - You pay your taxes, you have roads to drive on, you have police and fire protection.. 00:20:44.98,00:20:47.98 - What's wrong with living with other people? Living in a civilization? 00:20:48.28,00:20:52.28 I wouldn't expect you to understand, Kyle.. you're a part of it, y'know 00:20:52.28,00:20:54.08 - Well, so are you 00:20:54.78,00:20:56.98 I think that's what hurts so much.. 00:20:56.98,00:21:00.70 - All you do is play games all day, I don't see why you're in pain? 00:21:00.70,00:21:03.70 - I don't see why you have anything to complain about? 00:21:03.90,00:21:05.80 You don't understand, Kyle.. 00:21:05.80,00:21:07.60 Society doesn't understand.. 00:21:07.70,00:21:12.00 You're too busy societizing me and everybody else.. 00:21:12.00,00:21:15.70 You don't even stop to think about how you've societized yourself 00:21:17.30,00:21:21.20 - Well, we have to finish the show today.. so, let's go.. we've got some filming to do 00:21:21.70,00:21:23.60 I'm not gonna do the show anymore, Kyle.. 00:21:23.60,00:21:24.80 - What? 00:21:24.80,00:21:28.80 I'm not, uhh..[br][br]- What do you mean, we have to finish this episode at least! 00:21:29.01,00:21:30.51 That's pain, Kyle.. 00:21:30.51,00:21:34.71 Now maybe you feel what the world feels every day..[br][br]- Jeremy, Ok.. Jeremy.. 00:21:34.71,00:21:36.21 - Come over here.. let's go over here 00:21:36.21,00:21:38.01 - Jeremy read this right now, Ok? 00:21:38.01,00:21:40.01 What're you making me read now? 00:21:40.01,00:21:42.01 - It's an email we got today 00:21:42.31,00:21:45.41 "An email we got today".. we get email every day 00:21:45.71,00:21:46.91 Dear Jeremy.. 00:21:46.91,00:21:49.21 I love the show and I'm a huge fan 00:21:49.21,00:21:51.71 I watch all the eps over and over 00:21:51.72,00:21:53.52 You really pwn 00:21:53.52,00:21:56.52 Kyle pwns too, but not as much as you 00:21:56.92,00:22:01.52 I want to thank you for helping me, today was the best day of my life 00:22:02.52,00:22:07.32 I'm small, 5'0".. I'm in grade 10 and I get picked on a lot 00:22:07.32,00:22:11.02 There's this one guy, Ryan, who pushes me around all the time 00:22:11.22,00:22:14.52 Well yesterday, because of you I finally stood up to him 00:22:14.52,00:22:18.52 He came up to my locker in front of everyone and made fun of my pants 00:22:19.22,00:22:22.02 I told him he reminds me of ghey 00:22:22.32,00:22:23.72 Everyone laughed 00:22:23.92,00:22:26.82 And then I called him a n00b and he got really mad 00:22:26.83,00:22:29.63 Turns out he knows what a n00b is 00:22:29.63,00:22:32.13 So I challenged him, right there 00:22:32.13,00:22:34.83 One by one went through all our PSP games 00:22:35.03,00:22:38.03 I totally pwned him, with everyone watching 00:22:38.33,00:22:42.13 Today, he was talking to me about it.. everyone was 00:22:42.53,00:22:44.23 Even girls, Jeremy.. 00:22:44.33,00:22:46.83 Turns out they don't care if a guy plays games 00:22:46.93,00:22:48.63 They only care that he pwns 00:22:48.93,00:22:51.53 One girl even kissed me, Jeremy.. 00:22:51.73,00:22:53.23 So that's why I'm writing 00:22:53.54,00:22:55.04 Thank you so much 00:22:55.34,00:22:56.94 You've changed my life 00:22:56.94,00:22:59.14 And I know I'm not the only one 00:22:59.24,00:23:01.84 Please don't ever stop making the show 00:23:03.54,00:23:06.24 - We get emails like this every day 00:23:12.14,00:23:15.14 - Jeremy where are you going? Jeremy? 00:23:15.84,00:23:17.04 00:23:18.24,00:23:19.84 - Jeremy! 00:23:20.84,00:23:22.74 - Where are you going?[br][br]I pwn n00bs, Kyle.. 00:23:24.04,00:23:26.04 - Whose place is this? 00:23:40.54,00:23:43.14 Look, my guild's in Blackwing Lair right n- 00:23:46.55,00:23:48.55 I'm tanking Nef, I gotta get back to- 00:23:48.55,00:23:49.95 Just let 'em wipe 00:23:50.95,00:23:54.05 "I said you remind me of ghey" 00:23:55.05,00:23:58.25 "Everything's Ok now" 00:24:00.05,00:24:03.05 "'Cause I'm with you" 00:24:07.05,00:24:10.35 "The Masterer showed me the way" 00:24:11.25,00:24:14.05 "To pwn at games" 00:24:15.85,00:24:19.55 "And I can show you, too" 00:24:34.25,00:24:35.75 - JEREMY! 00:24:58.15,00:25:02.85 Hey n00bs, like.. welcome to behind the scenes at Pure Pwnage 00:25:03.85,00:25:05.85 Lots of n00bs write the show still and they're like - 00:25:05.86,00:25:08.06 "Hey like we wanna see more behind the scenes like.." 00:25:08.06,00:25:11.76 "We wanna see how the show keeps getting even more awesome and stuff" 00:25:11.76,00:25:13.36 "And how you guys are doing it" 00:25:13.36,00:25:17.06 And a big part of the way we're doing it is that we have the Noob Store, right.. 00:25:17.06,00:25:20.96 Which is a way that we kinda make some money from the show to buy stuff 00:25:21.46,00:25:23.16 Like our new light over here 00:25:23.16,00:25:24.66 I'll introduce to the new light.. 00:25:24.66,00:25:27.86 This is our new light here that we use in the show 00:25:28.16,00:25:29.66 And uhh.. we named him.. 00:25:29.66,00:25:31.36 We named him Dave 00:25:31.57,00:25:34.87 'Cause it's kinda who he ended up replacing 00:25:35.27,00:25:37.27 In terms of his job 00:25:37.97,00:25:40.37 And then here we have the store 00:25:40.37,00:25:42.37 Doug wraps the shirts for us 00:25:42.37,00:25:43.47 I kinda get the orders ready 00:25:43.47,00:25:47.37 So I thought we'd kinda give you an idea of the process that's involved 00:25:47.37,00:25:49.97 So for example, I'll come over here to the pile 00:25:49.97,00:25:51.97 This is all the orders that came in 00:25:51.97,00:25:54.47 And we'll take this guy's.. this is, uhh.. 00:25:54.47,00:26:01.27 This is Ja-ro-nee Why-mar of the Neanderthal-land 00:26:01.28,00:26:03.68 Kyle you could've picked a better one! For God's sake.. 00:26:03.68,00:26:07.38 Hey.. can you pass me a Boom Headshot one? 00:26:08.18,00:26:10.38 Wh-what kinda shirt do you want me to pass you, Doug? 00:26:10.68,00:26:12.18 The blue one.. 00:26:12.18,00:26:14.28 Wh-what kinda shirt is that Doug? 00:26:14.98,00:26:18.08 Come on, Doug, just say it one more time.. you said it so quiet 00:26:18.48,00:26:20.68 Fuck off! Give me the shirt 00:26:21.88,00:26:23.98 So anyways we go into the box.. 00:26:23.98,00:26:27.48 And then we'll pull out, uhh.. Jaronee's order.. 00:26:29.08,00:26:31.48 And then basically, y'know.. I just kinda.. 00:26:32.19,00:26:35.09 Give it a good rub..[br][br]- What the hell are you doing? 00:26:35.59,00:26:37.99 I'm increasing the value of the shirts, Kyle.. 00:26:38.09,00:26:40.09 - What!? By sticking it down your pants? 00:26:40.09,00:26:41.69 Ya, I rub all the shirts on my balls.. 00:26:41.69,00:26:44.49 - You rub all the shirts on your balls!? 00:26:44.89,00:26:46.69 Come on, Kyle.. as if people aren't gonna love that! 00:26:46.69,00:26:48.59 - How long have you been doing that? 00:26:49.29,00:26:51.69 Since ever, Kyle.. I told you! 00:26:51.89,00:26:53.49 I mean I told you the first day, Kyle! 00:26:53.49,00:26:55.29 - I thought you were joking 00:26:55.30,00:26:56.90 Why would I joke about that? 00:26:56.90,00:26:58.90 I thought it was your suggestion.. 00:26:59.40,00:27:02.60 Anyways, so this is Jaromee's shirt here.. uhhh.. 00:27:02.60,00:27:05.80 And then we kinda put it here and I just kinda pass it off to Doug.. 00:27:05.90,00:27:09.10 So ya, so that's like the Noob Store, pretty much.. I mean, uhh.. 00:27:09.10,00:27:11.20 Y'know it's a business, and.. 00:27:11.20,00:27:14.00 Y'know.. it keeps me fed, I guess 00:27:14.30,00:27:17.30 Thanks for watching the show, and uhh.. 00:27:17.50,00:27:20.40 Buy some shirts, y'know..