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Oh you like that, don't you?

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You cheap little fucker, man..

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Doug it's not cheap, it's like in the game..  they wouldn't of put the move in the game if it was so cheap..

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Well..  I'm just saying like..  if that's that how you wanna play then..

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Yeah!  Now that's what I'm talking about!

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So Doug and I have been hanging out like a lot again..  it's pretty cool..  it's just like the old days y'know, like..

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We even busted out my Nintendo the other day and we're like..   went through all the Mega Man's, like..  as fast as we could

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Yeah you just gonna stand there Mario?  You just gonna stand there now?

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I'm not gonna stand there, I'm gonna punch you right down..

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- So, why aren't you hanging out with Anastasia?

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Well, y'know..  she's kinda busy and stuff

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She's got her cousin's wedding coming up, she's all excited about..  she's a Bride-something

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Y'know Doctors won't let me play WoW so like..  I don't really have a way to see her too much, but..  y'know..

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It's not like I..  I don't care..  y'know..  cause..

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I've been so busy right..  like I'm kinda putting this thing together

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So the other day Jeremy's telling me about this "Gamer Army" he's putting together..

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So I mean, obviously, who's the first person he's gonna ask?

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First I asked DenwO, and then I asked Skrie..  and then I asked KashmirZ, but he said something about his mom..

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So I asked NTAC, he said he's in for sure but like..  his family's on vacation..

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And then I asked, y'know, Kazai..  but he said he's too busy running his guild or something..

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And I talked to Alex, but..  he hasn't got back to me, so..

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Y'know I think I might ask Doug

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Is that the school bus?  Is that the school bus Doug?

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Oh is this your stop?  Come on Doug..

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Y'know I think it's a pretty good idea now to, y'know..  kinda keep the peace between each other

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And maybe next time when we play some FPS, I'm gonna take it a little easy on him

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I'm trying to get Doug into like RTS y'know and..

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he's like "Well can we play like 5 minutes no rush?"

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and I'm like "Yeah ..."

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Y'know maybe a couple leg shots or maybe some arm shots..  maybe stay away from that head

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Oops!  Did I just build another Warp Spider squad against all your tier 2 Space Marines?  Y'know..

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Just 'cause like..  I gotta go a little easy on him y'know..  make him feel like he's not a complete n00b..

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I wouldn't say we were like enemies before..  but now things are different..

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Now I think he really respects me

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Oh yeah!  Doug likes that!

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You like that Doug?  Oh yeah Doug likes that..

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* I am the pwnage, bitches! *

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(Translated by: Your Name)

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You want a Dragon Punch?  You like my Dragon Punch!

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Remember that time we like took Kyle, and we like tied him up to that pole..

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And we're doing like Street Fighter moves to him and stuff

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And then that German Shepherd came along and pissed on his leg!

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And he's like crying "Guys this is so unfair like"[br][br]- Guys that wasn't funny at all

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That's kinda creepy..  have you ever heard that before?

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Again..  let's just go, let's go..  let's go quick..

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Is there an pwnerer around?

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Pwnerer?

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Hello?

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Yeah..  Well no, I like didn't hear it..

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I..  Yeah he's right here..

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We are!  No, I..  No..

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How the fuck did he get my number?

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What the hell was that about?

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It's a long story Doug..

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Ok Jeremy..  I wanna shoot this guy in the head..  like what key is it?

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Well Doug you gotta hit like, 'L'..

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'L'?

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There's more keys than just like W, A, S and D..  like seriously..

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Oh yeah, there's like 100 more..

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Well why do they confuse ya man?

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What's going on man?

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It's just like I'm n00bified man, y'know..

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I play WoW for a month and look what happens..  It's like I gotta learn how to walk again

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Is this a keyboard?  I don't know..  Is that a mouse, Doug?  Like tell me..

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Lanageddon is like a week away, Doug..

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Y'know, I got a better idea..  come with me

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What?

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I'm telling ya Jeremy, if you really wanna embarass some bitch at CS..  Ya gotta knife 'em!

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Is that it?

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That's it man..

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Alright, let's let the pwnage begin..

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Doug check this n00b out..

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Keep it up, that's like pretty good..  you could almost shoot yourself..

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He's playing WoW at a LAN party!

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That's pretty cool micro, like..  with one hand there..

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Are you Tank China?  Tank China and..  who's that?

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Nuke vs. Tank?  Well I hope Nuke wins or you've got some embarassment coming..

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It's all about speedy Nuke Battlemasters..  gotta just micro a bunch of Nuke Battlemasters, like no problem..

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Like coming in at all sides..  'X' is like your friend..

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Flashing tunnel..

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Oh yeah right![br][br](I'm a big n00b and it's on camera lol)

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No..  no no..  no that's..   no here..  get up I'll show you how to play, come on..

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Ahh n00bs..  see, you gotta use like the buttons..  so it's like..

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Just like that..  get that?

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Well what do you think Jeremy?  About time we sign up for this n00bfest?

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It's about that time Doug..

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Have you read this?  They want us to play 7 guys just to get to the semi-finals?

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Can I just play 'em all at once?  I mean it'd be easier..

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The Counter-Strike: Source tournament is about to begin!

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'A' Pool - Round 1, find your partners (opponents) and prepare to begin

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I've just been informed that 'C' Pool will be - FPS Doug vs..

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Everyone

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Ahh crap!

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But nothing was like that last guy, Kyle..  when he's like doing like-

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Who's this guy?

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Dude..  that's Jeremy

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That's teh_pwnerer man!

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The Pwnerer..

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of n00bs!

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Jeremy!  Jeremy!  Dude you gotta check to see what this guy's playing over there![br][br]FPS DOUG!

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I'll be seeing you in Semi-Finals..

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Dude..  did that guy just headshot me?

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No idea Doug..  some n00b thinks he's like mofo'ing Neo or some shit..

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Man!  Check out that n00b's rig!

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He's not much of a n00b Doug..

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We are now entering Semi-Final Round - FPS Doug vs. Deathstriker6666

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- Looks like you're up Doug

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Let's do it![br][br]Doug..  Doug..

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Just take it seriously ok?  No I know, I know..  I'm just..  just don't try to knife the guy..

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Just shoot him in the head, get it over with..  and I'll see you in the finals y'know..  we'll have some fun

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Man..  don't worry dude..  headshot, done!

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Doug!  Doug!  Doug!  You ok?

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BOOM HEADSHOT!  FPS DOUG!

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Doug..

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What's going on?[br][br]Doug come on let's get up buddy..  come on, let's go..

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Man did I win?

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No, no I'm afraid not..

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What happened dude?

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Well I'll tell ya man - you walked out in front of the guy after he already missed you with a snipe..

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You just strafed right in front of him and let him shoot you-[br][br]It wasn't me though, man..  it wasn't me..

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It was like I was sitting there watching myself be a n00b..[br][br]Well I was watching you be a n00b too man!

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It's like he had me in a trance or something..

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Doug!  Your computer's fucked man!  Like fucked royally!  It's unbelievable!  I've never seen a computer so fucked!

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My PC?[br][br]What..  what am I gonna play him on Doug?

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Like I don't have my PC..[br][br]I don't man know man, it's like..  blew up and melted and it's just..

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How am I gonna kill him Doug?

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Ooohh..  what's the matter, Doug?  Can't play on that piece of melted cheese of a computer you got over there?

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Piss off!

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Ooohh..  and teh_pwnerer!  What happened to your computer?..

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Did your Mommy come and take it away from you?

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Looks like you might just have to forfeit..

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What do you pwn now, huh?  You pwn nothing!

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You don't even have a chance..  Oh Noooo!

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Come on guys, let's go kick some ass!

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What are you gonna do man?

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Don't worry about it man, whatever..

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If I have to forfeit, I'll forfeit..  I've pwned that n00b already man..  guaranteed I've pwned him online..

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He knows I pwn him..  I mean what am I gonna do without a PC, man?

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"I mean what am I gonna do without a PC, man?"

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Hello?

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teh_Masterer?

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Yeah..  Yeah, yeah, ok no problem..  don't worry..

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This is for..  teh_pwnerer?

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How soon do you need it?

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30 minutes?!

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I'll be there in 25!

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Where's teh_pwnerer?

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It's gonna do just fine, Kyle..

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One round..  sudden death..  winner takes all

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Done.

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He didn't even buy anything![br][br]-What do you mean?

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Well he's just running around with his knife![br][br]- I thought running around with a knife was good?

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Hey, yo!  Are you gonna play in the StarCraft tournament?

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StarCraft tournament?  Yeah maybe I'll show you n00bs..[br][br]Sup Doug!

00:22:03.04,00:22:05.94
Whoa!  It's the guys from the internet!  Welcome!

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So which one of you n00bs is like gonna be pwned first by me?

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I volunteer myself to have my ass completely kicked!

00:22:14.44,00:22:17.34
Alright Kyle you got this guy here - what's your name?

00:22:17.34,00:22:18.34
My name's Cole..

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Ok Cole's like the first n00b getting spanked..

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Yo I thought Kyle would look cooler, but..  no, not really dude..

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Y'know no wonder he's behind the camera..  look at him!  Jesus Christ..