[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]16,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:01.00,00:00:02.50 Ok noobs let's go go go! 00:00:02.50,00:00:07.80 I'm just gonna be chain-pulling stuff so.. Joel make sure to off-tank any flamewalkers as soon as they come in.. 00:00:07.90,00:00:12.40 Derek just sheep any adds.. and do your best to maybe not get us all killed again 00:00:13.00,00:00:14.40 Who does he think he is? 00:00:25.10,00:00:27.90 Oh yeah you like that pwnage? Oh yeah I know you like that Gnomer.. 00:00:28.00,00:00:30.10 Oh Gnomer wants some more pwnage? 00:00:33.70,00:00:37.10 Derek you're a bit slow on the sheeps.. like you're definitely licking both my balls.. 00:00:37.10,00:00:39.90 but maybe if you speed up a bit I'll pull one out of your mouth 00:00:42.00,00:00:44.10 Derek! Derek sheep that add! 00:00:44.60,00:00:46.50 OMFG noob sheep that add! 00:00:46.71,00:00:49.01 Which one? Where is it? I don't see it.. 00:00:49.61,00:00:51.71 Ok I'm dead I can't sheep anything.. 00:00:51.81,00:00:53.51 I'm gonna go kill myself right now.. 00:00:53.51,00:00:54.71 Way to go Leroy.. 00:00:55.01,00:00:56.51 Jeremy? 00:00:57.51,00:00:59.01 Jeremy? 00:00:59.71,00:01:02.11 Can you tell me where you were just now? 00:01:02.91,00:01:08.01 I was having like.. this dream.. I was in Gnomeregan.. 00:01:08.81,00:01:13.70 I was like a tank.. and it was just a small party of guys, y'know.. 00:01:14.30,00:01:19.10 Everything was going fine y'know.. but the mage just wasn't quick enough with the sheeping and.. 00:01:19.80,00:01:22.30 pulled a bunch of adds and we were just about to wipe.. 00:01:22.60,00:01:24.90 And were you angry in the dream? 00:01:25.90,00:01:33.50 Well.. I mean I wasn't happy.. like the mage is supposed to be on the ball y'know.. you gotta sheep the adds as they come y'know.. 00:01:33.60,00:01:39.10 But no he just leaves an Engineer to sit there.. of course he's gonna pull a bunch of adds and get us wiped, y'know.. 00:01:40.10,00:01:43.60 To be honest it makes me kinda wanna PK his ass y'know.. 00:01:43.70,00:01:45.30 PK? What does that mean? 00:01:45.70,00:01:49.10 Well like.. y'know.. kill him.. 00:01:49.50,00:01:51.50 You want to kill somebody? 00:01:52.41,00:01:54.61 Well.. yeah 00:01:54.81,00:02:01.01 Such a noob.. you can't do that.. he wouldn't last 2 seconds in a RTS with those kinda skills.. I mean come on 00:02:01.81,00:02:04.71 Can you tell me why you feel the need to harm yourself? 00:02:04.91,00:02:07.81 You can't attack yourself.. 00:02:07.81,00:02:14.41 Well I mean I guess you could go jump off a cliff or something.. but like.. why would you do that? 00:02:14.71,00:02:19.01 Well it says here that you refused to eat or drink for several days 00:02:19.31,00:02:22.01 Priests don't need to eat.. ok? like.. 00:02:22.11,00:02:26.61 I mean maybe if I'm totally out of mana then I'll drink something.. 00:02:26.81,00:02:30.61 but y'know typically like my regen is so good 'cause of my high spirit that.. 00:02:31.11,00:02:33.51 Y'know basically i'm always full anyways so.. 00:02:33.52,00:02:36.72 So you're saying that you're a priest? 00:02:38.52,00:02:44.22 I am a priest.. I'm level 60.. we can duel I'll show you y'know.. 00:02:45.02,00:02:47.62 Your mother tells me that when you were 4 you got a Nintendo? 00:02:47.82,00:02:51.72 No.. when I was 4 I got like.. Shadow Word: Pain.. 00:02:52.62,00:02:54.52 You were in pain? 00:02:54.52,00:02:59.32 Well it's like.. a spell I'll cast on people y'know.. but instead of just hurting them all at once.. 00:02:59.32,00:03:04.62 It just kinda like hurts them a lot for a long period of time y'know? 00:03:06.22,00:03:09.42 So you want to cause other people pain? 00:03:09.72,00:03:14.52 Well.. yeah, y'know.. it makes me feel pretty good about myself.. 00:03:14.52,00:03:15.52 Y'know? 00:03:15.73,00:03:20.53 Ok I'm going to show you a couple of pictures now and I just want you to tell me the first thing that comes to your mind 00:03:25.53,00:03:28.33 It's a noob stick.. y'know? 00:03:36.33,00:03:39.93 It's me, like.. kinda like pwning myself? 00:03:42.13,00:03:44.73 Dr. Waters? You're wanted in the morgue.. 00:03:44.83,00:03:46.53 Ok I'll be right there 00:03:47.23,00:03:48.23 Wait.. where are you?.. 00:03:48.43,00:03:52.43 How's this patient?[br][br]Not very well.. I think he's going to be with us for a long time 00:03:52.53,00:03:56.23 Fine then like.. log out, whatever.. like I care 00:03:57.73,00:04:04.53 Got lots to do today anyways y'know.. gotta hit Scarlet Monastery.. get myself a staff.. 00:04:05.13,00:04:06.63 shit.. 00:04:07.23,00:04:10.73 * I am the pwnage! bitches! * 00:04:21.34,00:04:25.64 (translated by: Your Name) 00:04:38.94,00:04:40.34 Hey Kyle, how's it going? 00:04:40.34,00:04:43.14 - Pretty good Dave.. how's Jeremy? 00:04:44.34,00:04:47.64 The same as yesterday, same as the before that.. 00:04:47.94,00:04:51.64 Sup noobs.. I havent seen you noobs in a while y'know, like.. 00:04:51.84,00:04:55.44 Gonna hit up MC?.. like later tonight, 7 pm EST? 00:04:55.94,00:04:59.44 For sure! One more piece of Transcendence for the win y'know.. 00:05:00.64,00:05:05.04 Sometimes games means bad news Kyle 00:05:05.54,00:05:11.04 LOL! /chicken on you noob.. LOL! Chicken! LOL! 00:05:13.24,00:05:17.84 - Mom just asked me to stop by and check up on Jeremy, I actually have to go.. I have to go to class 00:05:17.85,00:05:21.65 Yeah.. I gotta go too.. I gotta go get a ice cream 00:05:21.75,00:05:23.65 - Are you guys gonna be Ok? 00:05:23.75,00:05:25.35 Yeah.. we'll be fine 00:05:25.35,00:05:28.35 I'm just gonna stay here and look after him though 00:05:28.65,00:05:32.65 - Ok.. I'll see you guys later?[br][br]Ok.. bye.. 00:05:40.05,00:05:44.05 Jeremy.. are you ever gonna wake up? 00:05:46.55,00:05:49.05 What happened to you? 00:05:53.25,00:05:56.05 Is this how it's gonna be? 00:05:57.05,00:05:59.55 Are you ever gonna get better? 00:06:00.65,00:06:02.65 MY BALLS! 00:06:03.56,00:06:08.46 I'd give anything just to be able to sit down and talk to you the way we used to 00:06:08.66,00:06:12.66 Tagi we've been here for like 2 hours.. are you gonna order or what? 00:06:13.16,00:06:16.46 Tagi? I love it when you call me that.. 00:06:16.76,00:06:19.96 I'm just saying, he's waiting, we gotta get something.. 00:06:20.16,00:06:22.16 What happened to you? 00:06:22.46,00:06:23.96 How did you get like this? 00:06:23.96,00:06:27.26 I had to pwn the game.. I pwn noobs.. it's what I do 00:06:27.26,00:06:31.26 I had to play every minute of every day to completely pwn an MMO.. 00:06:31.86,00:06:35.06 What? Are you surprised and stuff? You didn't see this coming? 00:06:35.46,00:06:39.66 Didn't we have a lot of fun together? Just.. chatting and hanging out? 00:06:40.46,00:06:44.16 Remember when we went to Winterspring and we made those snow angels? 00:06:44.56,00:06:49.06 LOL! Yeah and then those 3 Horde came and I like totally pwned 'em up 00:06:49.16,00:06:51.16 They come in.. it's like a warrior, priest and a mage.. 00:06:51.16,00:06:57.06 and the warrior's gonna charge in and gonna stun me for a second thinking that maybe he's gonna turn the tide of the battle or something.. 00:06:57.06,00:06:59.96 so obviously y'know I fear 'em up and just begin the pwnage y'know what I mean? 00:06:59.96,00:07:02.86 I was like 'Oh you want some Shadow Word: Pain, I'll ..'[br][br]Jeremy.. 00:07:02.86,00:07:06.16 Gaming isn't always about pwning 00:07:06.46,00:07:10.26 Maybe you should try playing some games that like.. take some skill y'know? 00:07:10.36,00:07:15.06 All that matters here is how long you played or how high you roll a dice, y'know? 00:07:15.17,00:07:17.97 Jeremy.. games are about fun 00:07:17.97,00:07:20.47 Don't you have fun playing the games? I mean.. 00:07:20.47,00:07:22.47 Don't you have fun playing with me? 00:07:22.47,00:07:26.17 You get to meet people and chat with them.. like didn't you have fun making those friends? 00:07:26.17,00:07:28.87 How many friends did you make in Zero Hour? 00:07:28.87,00:07:31.47 How many friends do you have?[br][br]It's not about making friends ... 00:07:31.47,00:07:36.47 I have lots of friends.. I got.. Dave.. y'know.. 00:07:39.17,00:07:41.77 You don't get better playing an MMO Ok? 00:07:41.77,00:07:43.37 Your character grows up.. 00:07:43.37,00:07:47.67 But what are you? What do you get? Do you get skills? You don't anything out of it, y'know? 00:07:47.68,00:07:52.68 It's like.. what about you? YOU? YOUR character? Y'know, like.. 00:07:53.08,00:07:55.58 But I mean like.. I got better.. 00:07:56.28,00:07:58.88 I was getting better y'know like.. 00:07:58.88,00:08:01.18 I'm level 60.. I'm a priest.. 00:08:02.28,00:08:07.68 Jeremy.. when you re-rolled a Night Elf just so that we could play together.. 00:08:08.08,00:08:12.08 That was the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me 00:08:12.18,00:08:15.58 You deleted a level 60 without even thinking about it! 00:08:15.58,00:08:19.28 That was so important to me.. 00:08:20.38,00:08:24.38 But if you ever get out of this.. you can't come back 00:08:25.18,00:08:27.48 You can't ever play WoW again 00:08:28.39,00:08:31.29 How am I going to see you then? 00:08:32.19,00:08:36.79 I don't know.. maybe we shouldn't see each other any more.. 00:08:39.49,00:08:43.69 I'm starting to realize that we're very different 00:08:44.59,00:08:47.09 Tagi.. 00:08:47.99,00:08:50.59 Are you gonna leave? 00:08:51.39,00:08:53.99 Do you want me to stay? 00:10:17.69,00:10:20.69 There's no counter-terrorists in WoW.. 00:10:26.99,00:10:29.49 Doug?[br][br]It's Ok, just relax.. 00:10:29.99,00:10:30.99 Tagi? 00:10:30.99,00:10:32.29 Yes! 00:10:32.80,00:10:37.10 Man.. what's going on? I heard you were like sick or something? 00:10:37.30,00:10:39.40 Yeah he's been asleep for days! 00:10:42.10,00:10:43.90 Sorry, who are you? 00:10:50.80,00:10:56.90 Oh my God.. you're back! I'm gonna go tell Kyle Ok? Stay here.. 00:11:01.90,00:11:07.50 Doug.. like.. about the whole RTS like..[br][br]Jeremy.. no man.. I just want to say something Ok? 00:11:07.50,00:11:11.50 I was playing some CS the other day and I heard about what happened y'know, and like.. 00:11:11.50,00:11:15.20 When a clanmate gets fragged in RL it really makes you put things into perspective 00:11:15.20,00:11:20.00 And I mean like.. sometimes giving that cover fire is just way more important than getting the heashot! 00:11:20.00,00:11:24.20 Yeah! Y'know like.. if you're sending your tanks in, right.. and you don't have any air support.. 00:11:23.90,00:11:27.50 Like what's gonna take out the tommies in the back right y'know?[br][br]Yeah man.. Yeah man.. 00:11:27.51,00:11:33.81 What really matters is that you got a bro, y'know? That's gonna be there and kinda watch your back.. y'know.. 00:12:12.51,00:12:15.51 So Jeremy says you're a gamer, what kinda games you into? 00:12:15.51,00:12:21.41 Yeah I play MMOs.. like World of Warcraft.. I play that one a lot, I like it.. It's so great.. 00:12:21.41,00:12:23.71 Yeah.. yeah I imagine it's great 00:12:23.71,00:12:26.01 What about you? What games do you play? 00:12:26.41,00:12:32.21 Uhh.. y'know I'm into some games that.. uhh.. y'know.. take some skill, I guess.. 00:12:32.21,00:12:36.01 Like FPS.. y'know? First Person Shooters? CS: Source.. 00:12:36.01,00:12:38.01 What level are you? 00:12:38.11,00:12:42.81 Oh ... Well I usually play on dust2, I guess ... 00:12:42.91,00:12:45.21 You're level 2? 00:12:56.72,00:13:00.62 Can I talk to you for a sec?[br][br]Uh yeah, sure man.. what's up? 00:13:02.22,00:13:04.72 Have you ever heard of the Masterer? 00:13:05.02,00:13:06.82 Who? 00:13:11.52,00:13:16.12 Kyle! How come you left in such a hurry last time man?[br][br]- I don't know.. just.. had to go.. 00:13:16.12,00:13:18.32 Where are you going?[br][br]- I don't know.. just.. back here.. 00:13:18.32,00:13:20.92 Why don't you come join the party man?[br][br]- Sure..