[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]16,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:43.55,00:00:47.20 They are watching you 00:01:13.60,00:01:17.60 * I am the pwnage, bitches! * 00:01:27.10,00:01:29.90 (Subtitle Translations by Your Name) 00:01:30.00,00:01:36.50 Apparently some people think that, y'know, playing games all day is just.. is just y'know.. fun 00:01:36.70,00:01:42.70 And they think that maybe when you game all day for like 12 hours that you're not doing stuff 00:01:42.90,00:01:48.90 And you're not like, uhh.. y'know, accomplishing like life goals or whatever 00:01:49.20,00:01:54.30 And so apparently y'know some people think that that's like good enough reason to, y'know.. 00:01:54.50,00:01:56.90 Take your computer away 00:01:57.00,00:01:59.80 Y'know it's just not fair sometimes y'know, you just feel like.. 00:01:59.90,00:02:05.30 You pwn so much and then nobody appreciates it anyways y'know, like.. 00:02:05.50,00:02:07.10 Just a bunch of noobs 00:02:07.20,00:02:10.80 They think that maybe if they take your computer away 00:02:11.01,00:02:13.71 You're gonna like start accomplishing more stuff 00:02:13.81,00:02:16.61 Like somehow better than 50-0 on aztec 00:02:17.01,00:02:21.71 Wait 'till the tournaments start rolling in and I'll be making big money pwning noobs 00:02:21.81,00:02:25.21 Like 80-0 on dust2 like no problem 00:02:25.61,00:02:28.61 So she's like "Go to school and stuff" and I'm like.. 00:02:28.71,00:02:31.21 I school people all day long, y'know.. 00:02:31.51,00:02:35.51 So I tell her like I'll take her to school, if she wants to go to school so bad 00:02:35.61,00:02:37.41 And she doesn't think that's funny 00:02:37.61,00:02:41.31 Then she adds a week or whatever onto whatever 00:02:42.21,00:02:44.51 I'm stuck here in an empty room 00:02:44.62,00:02:46.22 - So you're gonna come out tonight? 00:02:46.32,00:02:50.22 No, I'm not going anywhere Kyle.. the only place I'm going is to go see Dave 00:02:50.22,00:02:52.82 So I can use his computer and do some stuff Kyle 00:02:53.02,00:02:54.42 Like I'm gonna be noobified! 00:02:54.62,00:02:57.32 - Anastasia is gonna be there man, she wants to meet you 00:02:57.32,00:03:02.92 So? Who's that? I don't care about some girl who wants to meet me or whatever[br][br]- She plays games too apparently 00:03:03.02,00:03:06.12 Yeah?[br][br]- Yeah Alison says she's pretty good at whatever game she plays 00:03:06.12,00:03:08.12 Yeah I'm sure she's like real awesome 00:03:08.22,00:03:12.82 - Jeremy I told her you'd be there, if you don't show up you're gonna make me look bad 00:03:13.12,00:03:21.92 Ok Kyle, but only 'cause Dave isn't gonna be home for an hour anyways.. then I'm gonna go there and totally pwn some CS like after I meet this girl.. 00:03:22.83,00:03:25.73 probably 160,000 pounds.. 00:03:27.53,00:03:29.43 Y'know Kyle like I'm thinking.. 00:03:29.53,00:03:31.53 like I might not go back home 00:03:31.63,00:03:33.83 I think I might move to like Sweden-land 00:03:34.23,00:03:39.23 'Cause like I heard that they play like tons of games and like the girls are like real hot 00:03:39.63,00:03:43.73 And like lots of people write the show and they're like "Yeah come stay with me, like that'd be awesome" 00:03:44.33,00:03:45.73 Y'know it sounds pretty cool 00:03:45.73,00:03:48.93 Like I don't know where it is.. like I think it's near California 00:03:49.13,00:03:52.53 So maybe I'll just get a bus and go down 00:03:53.93,00:03:56.33 But I just know, Kyle, that.. 00:03:56.93,00:03:59.23 There's just nothing for me at home anymore, y'know? 00:03:59.23,00:04:02.53 I just feel like I'm mature, like as a person, and it's time to move on 00:04:02.53,00:04:05.13 Just go out and pwn the world now.. 00:04:10.13,00:04:12.33 - What the hell? 00:04:16.43,00:04:18.53 - I didn't think those could ring in Canada 00:04:18.83,00:04:20.83 I didn't think so either Kyle 00:04:23.13,00:04:25.13 - Hello? 00:04:26.63,00:04:28.73 - It's for you.. 00:04:30.14,00:04:32.14 Hello? 00:04:32.94,00:04:37.94 Yeah.. yeah, well I found like 3 so far, but.. 00:04:38.84,00:04:41.94 Yeah! No, but you said like we had.. 00:04:42.84,00:04:44.34 Oh no.. 00:04:45.24,00:04:47.34 Ok.. 00:04:56.74,00:05:00.04 This is the place Kyle?[br][br]- Yeah this is it 00:05:02.94,00:05:04.94 - That's them over there 00:05:05.34,00:05:08.34 Kyle.. Kyle..[br][br]- What? What? 00:05:09.14,00:05:12.24 That.. that's her Kyle[br][br]- Yeah I know that's her 00:05:12.64,00:05:17.04 No.. no no, you remember like from the night like at the bar Kyle? 00:05:17.95,00:05:20.65 Hey! I heard you saying that you pwn at games.. 00:05:21.15,00:05:25.55 That's really cool.. it's really.. kinda hot 00:05:38.65,00:05:42.25 Y'know there was like the girl.. you went to the bathroom that girl came up and totally told me I owned 00:05:42.35,00:05:45.15 Like I totally succeeded the one time.. the girl kissed me Kyle! 00:05:45.85,00:05:47.75 That's her Kyle 00:05:47.75,00:05:53.85 - Jeremy where are you going? Get back.. no seriously, Jeremy come here.. Jeremy, Jeremy! No no I wanna tell you something! Come here.. 00:05:53.85,00:05:58.25 - You're not going ok? You're not gonna be playing games tonight ok? You gotta at least talk to her.. 00:05:58.35,00:06:00.05 - Just say Hi.. introduce yourself 00:06:00.05,00:06:04.35 Kyle..[br][br]- You have to at least talk to her ok? She's here.. she's here to see you 00:06:05.35,00:06:06.75 - Hey guys! 00:06:06.86,00:06:12.06 - Hi! Uhh.. Jeremy, this is my friend Anastasia.. this is Jeremy 00:06:12.46,00:06:14.76 - Jeremy really likes to play computer games 00:06:14.76,00:06:17.76 - Anastasia likes playing computer games too! 00:06:17.76,00:06:19.06 Yeah.. 00:06:19.06,00:06:21.46 Why does your boyfriend have a camera? 00:06:21.66,00:06:24.66 - I don't know, he does that sometimes 00:06:25.06,00:06:27.66 Like what kinda games do you play? 00:06:28.06,00:06:31.16 WoW.. like World of Warcraft 00:06:33.16,00:06:34.66 What's that? like.. 00:06:34.66,00:06:36.56 It's an MMO 00:06:39.87,00:06:45.07 Warcraft.. and an MMO.. at the same time eh? like.. 00:06:45.37,00:06:47.57 That's.. that's cool.. 00:06:47.97,00:06:52.07 - I really like Minesweeper.. that's my favorite 00:06:52.57,00:06:55.17 - So do you guys want some drinks? What do you guys want? 00:06:56.57,00:06:58.47 Bawls?[br][br]Bawls? 00:07:11.17,00:07:13.47 So you.. you like Bawls? 00:07:15.37,00:07:19.17 No! Like I didn't.. No I don't mean like.. no.. 00:07:25.07,00:07:27.97 I gotta go to the bathoom Kyle, like I'll be right back 00:07:27.97,00:07:30.97 - Yeah Kyle, I'm gonna go too.. 00:07:34.37,00:07:36.77 - So how many kids are you guys gonna have? 00:07:37.28,00:07:40.78 What?[br][br]- Are they gonna play RTS or MMO? 00:07:41.78,00:07:43.98 You're funny 00:07:44.48,00:07:46.28 - What do you mean I'm funny? 00:07:46.38,00:07:50.68 I just mean that that was kind of a funny thing ...[br][br]- Like how am I funny? 00:07:51.28,00:07:54.78 I was just ...[br][br]- Funny like a clown? Like clown funny? 00:07:55.08,00:07:58.58 - Like I'm here to amuse you? Is that how I'm funny? 00:07:58.68,00:08:00.98 - You said it! You tell me how I'm funny! 00:08:01.18,00:08:04.08 - What is so fucking funny about me? 00:08:06.98,00:08:11.28 - That's Goodfellas.. haven't you seen Goodfellas? Martin Scorcese? You haven't seen that movie? 00:08:11.28,00:08:16.08 Look, just give this to Jeremy Ok? I gotta go..[br][br]- You haven't seen Goodfellas? 00:08:16.39,00:08:18.49 - Where are you going? 00:08:25.99,00:08:28.49 Where'd.. where'd she go Kyle? She in the bathroom? 00:08:28.49,00:08:30.69 - No she just left.. she just got up and left.. 00:08:30.89,00:08:36.69 She left? What do you mean she left?[br][br]- She wrote that down, she told me to give this to you, and she left 00:08:37.09,00:08:41.19 Blackrock Mountain.. Frostwolf.. what's this Kyle? 00:08:41.19,00:08:45.49 - I don't know, she wrote that down before she left and then she's just gone..[br][br]Well did you say something? Why did she leave Kyle? 00:08:45.49,00:08:49.39 - I didn't say anything! She just got up and left![br][br]She just left? While I'm in the..? 00:08:51.09,00:08:55.09 I'm outta here Kyle, this is stupid..[br][br]- Where are you going? 00:08:59.99,00:09:02.89 - Hey Dave how's it going?[br][br]Pretty good Kyle 00:09:03.29,00:09:05.49 - What's going on Jeremy? 00:09:05.50,00:09:07.40 Kyle I found it.. 00:09:07.50,00:09:09.40 Blackrock Mountain.. 00:09:09.40,00:09:13.10 It's a place! And Frostwolf's a place Kyle! 00:09:14.00,00:09:16.60 - Where is it? Is it in Toronto? 00:09:17.40,00:09:19.60 No Kyle, it's inside Warcraft! 00:09:19.70,00:09:21.50 - What, like Warcraft 3? 00:09:21.60,00:09:27.80 No, Kyle.. World of Warcraft! That game she was talking about! The MMO.. 00:09:27.80,00:09:30.00 She wants me to meet her in the game, Kyle.. 00:09:30.00,00:09:35.00 I mean it's Warcraft, and it's an MMO.. but at the same time, like.. 00:09:35.60,00:09:37.60 I kinda like.. 00:09:38.10,00:09:40.30 wanna meet her again 00:09:41.00,00:09:43.10 - So what are you gonna do? 00:09:43.40,00:09:46.30 I guess I'm gonna get the game, Kyle 00:09:49.10,00:09:51.90 I'm gonna get that right now 00:09:57.30,00:09:59.80 Ok I got it Kyle 00:10:00.50,00:10:05.10 Maybe like in a year I'll get to play something.. come on let's go 00:10:07.30,00:10:08.70 Is that guy an Orc? 00:10:08.70,00:10:11.20 Check out the skills here Kyle, you gotta close-up on the skillz 00:10:11.21,00:10:13.41 Watch these skills Kyle! Watch the skills! 00:10:13.51,00:10:14.91 Oh Kyle.. 00:10:15.21,00:10:18.11 LOL! 00:10:19.41,00:10:22.31 Maybe this is like how you're supposed to play? 00:10:22.31,00:10:25.91 No.. no it's not really any harder like that 00:10:25.91,00:10:27.51 Maybe I should just take my balls out like.. 00:10:27.51,00:10:31.71 Oh! I can like play with my balls! Yeah my balls are playing it! 00:10:32.11,00:10:36.11 There's somebody.. yeah that's like a.. I'm gonna kill this guy right here 00:10:36.11,00:10:38.51 Hold on I'm gonna kill this guy.. 00:10:39.21,00:10:41.41 Invalid target? 00:10:43.52,00:10:48.22 Kyle! OMFG! I can't even kill this guy Kyle! 00:10:49.62,00:10:55.62 Apparently you can't pwn noobs, like, in this game.. like you're supposed to group with 'em 00:10:56.02,00:10:58.22 In this game what you do is you say 00:10:58.22,00:11:03.12 "Hey like do you wanna be good friends and let's chat it up and maybe help each other out.. 00:11:03.12,00:11:06.22 'cause I don't have like any balls, like I don't wanna kill you" 00:11:06.22,00:11:09.22 Oh I'm like totally gonna chat that guy to death, where'd he go? 00:11:09.92,00:11:13.32 You're a total noob 00:11:14.02,00:11:21.12 Kyle, like.. you can play this game, and you don't even need to touch a keyboard 00:11:22.22,00:11:24.12 Oh hold on.. 00:11:28.12,00:11:30.72 Whoa, what's that about? like.. 00:11:31.43,00:11:36.33 Congrats like you reached Level 2.. you gained some stuff, like.. 00:11:36.53,00:11:41.33 I'm smarter, and I got like more hitpoints and stuff 00:11:42.83,00:11:46.43 That's like.. I guess that's like kinda cool 00:11:46.83,00:11:49.43 - Jeremy you should turn this off 00:11:49.43,00:11:54.23 Yeah totally like, such a waste of my time y'know, but.. 00:11:54.33,00:11:58.23 Just one sec like I'm just gonna kill like a couple more of these things here, hold on one sec 00:12:01.03,00:12:03.23 Ok I'll.. whoa 00:12:03.23,00:12:06.33 Whoa like Level 3.. 00:12:06.33,00:12:11.43 I gained 6 more hit points Kyle, like.. I'm smarter again too, like.. 00:12:12.23,00:12:14.83 Feels pretty good though, like I mean.. 00:12:14.84,00:12:20.24 I'm not saying it feels good like I owned something, I'm just saying.. y'know 00:12:20.24,00:12:22.84 Kinda makes me feel pretty good, like a bit 00:12:22.94,00:12:25.74 Ok guys uhh.. how much longer are you gonna play this? 00:12:26.34,00:12:29.74 Just like a couple minutes Dave, hold on a sec.. like I just started like gimme one sec.. 00:12:29.74,00:12:32.54 I totally.. I just wanna finish this quest, I'm like almost done.. 2 seconds 00:12:32.54,00:12:34.74 I gotta fucking sleep man! 00:12:34.74,00:12:37.84 That ok like, you can go to sleep.. I'll turn the sound off 00:12:37.94,00:12:40.44 - Hey Jeremy we really should go now 00:12:42.34,00:12:46.04 - Jeremy.. Jeremy.. 00:12:46.04,00:12:47.94 Kyle.. what? Kyle.. 00:12:47.95,00:12:50.05 - We gotta go! Can you log out or what? 00:12:50.05,00:12:51.75 Kyle I'm busy Kyle like can't you see? 00:12:51.75,00:12:56.75 I'm tanking like two mobs at the same time, like trying to keep myself healed like.. you think this is easy? 00:12:56.75,00:12:59.35 Come on.. like gimme a break here 00:12:59.35,00:13:01.35 - Ok so how much longer are you gonna play? 00:13:01.35,00:13:04.75 Kyle I don't know like, when I'm done y'know, like.. 00:13:05.85,00:13:06.85 Gawd 00:13:06.85,00:13:09.35 - So when are you gonna be finished?[br][br]I don't know Kyle! like.. 00:13:09.35,00:13:14.65 I gotta play with my new spells a bit, like I'm not just gonna go to bed after getting some new spells, I'm gonna play with them a bit 00:13:14.65,00:13:18.05 And this guy.. this guy in the town just asked me to do something for him like.. 00:13:18.06,00:13:21.66 I'm not gonna tell him I'm gonna do it and then go to bed and not do it for the guy 00:13:21.76,00:13:27.26 - Ok well I'm gonna go then, uhh.. I guess I'll.. I guess I'll see you guys later then 00:13:27.26,00:13:29.96 Yeah ok bye Kyle 00:16:15.16,00:16:17.96 - Jeremy what are you doing?[br][br]Whoa Kyle! No I was.. 00:16:18.56,00:16:22.56 Kyle come on, I was just cleaning my monitor a bit like, it was a bit.. a bit dirty 00:16:22.56,00:16:24.96 Why are you filming Kyle?[br][br]- Why did you turn the monitor off? 00:16:24.96,00:16:27.36 Well 'cause I couldn't really see the dirt anymore, so like 00:16:27.36,00:16:32.96 You can see it like a lot better.. when you turn the light off like, shouldn't you go? Don't you have something to do? 00:16:32.96,00:16:36.86 - Well actually I came here to tell you that Mom wants you to come home 00:16:37.36,00:16:40.46 I'm not gonna come home Kyle, like I got a new place to live 00:16:40.47,00:16:42.97 - I don't think Dave wants you staying on his floor anymore 00:16:42.97,00:16:48.57 No like I don't mean with Dave, like.. I'm gonna live in Azeroth.. like at the Inn in Iron- 00:16:48.57,00:16:50.77 - How do you live in a game? I don't understand 00:16:50.97,00:16:54.97 Well I.. I just.. like I'm bound in Ironforge, so I just kinda hearth back there at night 00:16:54.97,00:16:57.67 I stay at the Inn, I get some rest experience[br][br]- What are you gonna eat? 00:16:57.67,00:17:02.97 Well there's food and drink in the game.. like gets your mana and your health back like extra fast, it's no problem 00:17:03.17,00:17:06.07 - Ok fine, do whatever you want.. you can stay here I don't care 00:17:06.17,00:17:07.67 I will Kyle! 00:17:10.67,00:17:13.37 So World of Warcraft y'know, it's like.. 00:17:13.37,00:17:15.37 Y'know it's like the best MMO out there 00:17:15.48,00:17:21.28 Takes EQ2 right, and like gives it some of those.. like y'know like that's EQ2 like right there 00:17:21.88,00:17:26.68 Y'know I've been playing for like a while.. like I got Level 60 in like.. y'know like.. 00:17:26.68,00:17:28.08 2 days or whatever 00:17:28.08,00:17:32.28 Just for fun like I like to hang outside of Blackrock Mountain 00:17:32.28,00:17:36.38 And y'know I just kinda throw noobs in the lava with Mind Control 00:17:36.38,00:17:38.68 So basically, 'cause it's an MMO.. 00:17:38.68,00:17:41.88 I'm like the only one with skills 'cause of all the RTS 00:17:42.08,00:17:44.48 Tonight I figure like I'm gonna go solo in Molten Core 00:17:44.68,00:17:48.28 This one time like, this Shaman and this Rogue like jump me 00:17:48.28,00:17:50.18 'Cause they think 2 on 1 they got a chance 00:17:50.19,00:17:53.79 So I fear 'em both y'know, I just kinda start Mana Burning the Shaman 00:17:53.79,00:17:56.29 Soon I'll hit'em up with like Shadow Word: Pain, I'm like.. 00:17:56.39,00:17:59.59 Mind Flay him as he tries to run for his life 00:18:00.79,00:18:02.69 Y'know I'm like totally Mind Flaying and I'm like "You like the Shadow Word: Pain? 00:18:02.69,00:18:05.09 You want some Shadow Word: Pain? Yeah I'll give you some Shadow Word: Pain!" 00:18:05.09,00:18:11.89 And then I turn on the Rogue and he's like by himself right, so I feel kinda bad for him 'cause he's like such a noob he doesn't even have a stunlock build 00:18:11.89,00:18:14.79 So I fear him again and I kinda just throw on a Renew and a Shield 00:18:14.79,00:18:18.89 Then I decide it'd be fun if maybe I just beat him down with like my Glowing Brightwood Staff 00:18:18.89,00:18:24.79 So there I am like, this Priest, just kinda tanking this Rogue 'cause he's such a noob he can't even outdamage my Renew 00:18:24.79,00:18:28.09 And then I like, did some /chickens like on his corpse like when he's laying there 00:18:28.10,00:18:32.80 Oh Mind Blast! You like my Mind Blast! Don't you? You like that Mind Blast.. 00:18:40.40,00:18:42.10 - Hey Dave![br][br]Hey Kyle 00:18:42.10,00:18:43.60 - I was just going to your place to see Jeremy 00:18:43.60,00:18:47.60 Yeah you better take a look at him, he's like.. he hasn't moved for 6 days and..[br][br]- What? 00:18:47.60,00:18:50.40 I know, he hasn't been eating anything all day and I'm just like 00:18:50.40,00:18:52.70 "Aren't you gonna get something to eat?" and he's like 00:18:52.70,00:18:56.60 "Well my Spirit is so high that I'm just gonna sit here and regen"[br][br]- What? 00:18:57.20,00:18:58.60 Yeah I know[br][br]- Is he ok? 00:18:58.60,00:19:02.40 I don't know man, I think he's pretty messed up[br][br]- Shit.. 00:19:03.80,00:19:06.60 - Jeremy? Jeremy?! 00:19:06.21,00:19:07.91 - JEREMY! 00:19:07.91,00:19:08.91 Holy shit! 00:19:09.21,00:19:12.61 - JEREMY! Dave! Call an ambulance! Now! Call an ambulance! 00:19:12.61,00:19:15.81 - JEREMY! JEREMY!! 00:19:20.61,00:19:24.61 (Centre for Addiction and Mental Health)