[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]16,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:02.70,00:00:06.50 So like.. Kyle- 00:00:06.50,00:00:11.00 Kyle's all like "hey why don't you show my short film on your show?" 00:00:11.20,00:00:15.60 And I'm like "I don't want your short film on my show 'cause I've seen like what you do mostly at school and it's.. 00:00:15.60,00:00:18.70 - Jeremy it's not your show, it's my show too ok.. 00:00:18.70,00:00:20.60 - and I'd like to show people.. 00:00:20.60,00:00:25.10 So anyways, Kyle's all like "I want you to show my film on your show Jeremy" 00:00:25.10,00:00:31.30 and I'm like "I don't really want to 'cause it's probably kinda suck, like most of the stuff that I've seen you do at film school 00:00:31.50,00:00:35.80 So I'm like "Ok" 'cause Kyle's like.. y'know.. 00:00:35.80,00:00:39.00 my roomate and stuff.. so I'm gonna show his short film so.. 00:00:39.10,00:00:42.60 basically you'll probably want to turn your monitor and speakers off for like a couple minutes.. 00:00:42.61,00:00:45.51 and come back and then you'll see the show.. like it'll be real funny 00:00:45.71,00:00:49.11 So like here's like Kyle's film 00:00:55.51,00:00:58.71 Strong man, angry man - a short film by Kyle 00:02:42.01,00:02:45.01 Written and directed by Kyle 00:02:54.61,00:02:59.01 LOL! 00:02:59.01,00:03:00.81 - What? 00:03:01.41,00:03:03.91 That was like pretty good Kyle.. 00:03:04.51,00:03:08.01 no seriously Kyle.. that was like real good.. 00:03:08.81,00:03:10.61 - Yeah it was pretty good.. 00:03:10.91,00:03:13.11 - I got an A 00:03:14.01,00:03:17.21 * I am the pwnage! bitches! * 00:03:27.22,00:03:31.92 (Subtitle Translations by Your Name) 00:03:37.32,00:03:40.12 - Jeremy where are you going? 00:03:41.92,00:03:44.02 - Jeremy 00:04:13.62,00:04:17.32 Y'know they're like.. they're all noobs again, but.. 00:04:17.72,00:04:20.12 gotta keep looking 00:04:20.12,00:04:23.72 Like most noobs are like.. total noobs 00:04:23.92,00:04:27.52 like you can train a noob, but he'll just be trained noob.. 00:04:27.62,00:04:30.12 like he won't really be a pro like me.. 00:04:30.22,00:04:35.32 and he might do like ok against other noobs and stuff, but if you wanna be uber-pro like me 00:04:35.62,00:04:40.82 you just gotta.. you gotta kinda like have something different.. it's like in your head.. 00:04:40.83,00:04:44.63 like in your eyes and stuff.. like you can see it right, it's really... 00:04:44.83,00:04:50.63 it's kinda like a mind-setup.. that's about being pro right.. 00:04:50.63,00:04:55.53 it's like a 1 or a 0.. like it's a switch and you either can be an uber-pro like me.. 00:04:55.93,00:04:57.43 or you can't 00:04:57.53,00:05:01.23 Some people.. like Kyle for a good example 00:05:01.43,00:05:06.13 he's all in film school and stuff but he's like never gonna be good at filming stuff 'cause he's like a total noob right.. 00:05:06.13,00:05:09.93 like I knew that since we were like little noobs and stuff, and so.. 00:05:10.43,00:05:15.23 y'know Kyle can go to film school, and he can probably make movies that are maybe like kinda funny.. 00:05:15.33,00:05:17.53 but they're never gonna pwn like "Jay and Silent Bob" or whatever.. 00:05:17.53,00:05:20.83 - Jeremy, I'm gonna make movies and they're gonna pwn 00:05:21.04,00:05:22.94 Kyle.. like I mean.. 00:05:22.94,00:05:26.04 - I'm doing really well in film school actually[br][br]Yeah Kyle.. 00:05:26.04,00:05:28.84 - Have you been to film school? Have you seen my grades? No 00:05:28.94,00:05:31.94 No Kyle, but.. y'know I'm just being honest about the stuff 00:05:31.94,00:05:36.54 - Yeah honest whatever! Ok if the show.. if I'm such a noob then the show must suck right.. 00:05:36.54,00:05:38.44 - people watch the show.. how does that work? 00:05:38.74,00:05:42.04 - Let's see what the show looks like when I'm not working on the show! 00:05:42.04,00:05:46.94 Kyle.. you're like a noob but I'm so pro it's ok.. it's kinda like a balance right.. 00:05:46.94,00:05:48.34 like sometimes it's a little funnier.. 00:05:48.34,00:05:52.34 - Oh yeah so I'm detracting from the show eh? I make it suck more? 00:05:52.35,00:05:55.35 - It would be so good if it was just you? Ok, the show is just you! 00:05:55.35,00:05:57.85 No, if there was 2 of me.. if there was 2 of me it would be like way better.. 00:05:57.85,00:06:03.05 Like obviously one guy.. like I could totally micro that camera.. I'd be like[br][br]- No I'm done, I'm done with the show.. it's over.. 00:06:14.25,00:06:16.55 Hello like.. welcome to my show 00:06:16.75,00:06:19.35 Kyle.. he's uhh.. he's not with the show anymore.. 00:06:19.35,00:06:23.85 he uhhh.. he doesn't want to do it anymore 'cause he's mad about something or something.. 00:06:23.95,00:06:30.15 and so, this is my new show and I figure we don't need him anyways, how hard is it really to point and shoot a camera right? 00:06:30.15,00:06:31.65 It like doesn't take any skills.. 00:06:31.75,00:06:36.05 This is the new show now and the whole show I'm just gonna show myself pwning people right.. 00:06:36.05,00:06:38.15 'cause like I know that's what you want to see, so.. 00:06:38.16,00:06:43.76 so here it is, it's like the moment you guys have all been waiting for.. I'm gonna pwn some noobs for you for like an hour.. 00:06:43.76,00:06:44.96 c'mon let's go 00:06:44.96,00:06:47.56 this is me.. and I'm gonna start pwning so.. 00:06:47.56,00:06:49.56 - Jeremy what are you doing? 00:06:49.86,00:06:51.46 Man I'm like making the show y'know.. 00:06:51.46,00:06:54.96 - It's MY camera! You have no respect for other people's property 00:06:55.16,00:06:59.16 - Don't ever touch my camera![br][br]It's my show Kyle, it's my show Kyle 00:06:59.26,00:07:02.86 - It's MY camera.. it's your computer, it's my camera, ok? 00:07:30.06,00:07:31.06 - Hey Doug 00:07:31.06,00:07:34.96 Kyle what's up man? I haven't seen you since last time.. how's it going? 00:07:34.97,00:07:37.17 - Pretty bad actually[br][br]Right on.. 00:07:37.17,00:07:39.37 - Jeremy quit the show[br][br]That's Jeremy dude.. 00:07:39.37,00:07:40.77 - So do you wanna be the star now? 00:07:40.77,00:07:46.67 Me? Let's do it! I'm playing some CS: Source right now! We can get some footage of that! YEAH! 00:07:54.37,00:07:56.07 BOOM HEADSHOT! 00:07:56.77,00:07:58.47 BOOM HEADSHOT! 00:07:58.57,00:08:02.97 I can dance all day, I can dance all day! Try to hit me, try to hit me! C'mon! 00:08:08.77,00:08:11.17 BOOM HEADSHOT YEAH! 00:08:14.67,00:08:16.47 Take that bitch! 00:08:16.47,00:08:18.97 So like here's my PC here.. it pwns.. 00:08:18.98,00:08:20.68 It PWNS! 00:08:30.08,00:08:33.48 BBOOOOOMMMMM HEEEAADDDSSSHHHOOTTTT!!! 00:08:33.78,00:08:39.08 So yeah I like FPSs.. what can I say, there's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and killing 'em 00:08:39.18,00:08:40.98 I mean my heart's beating.. my heart's beating.. 00:08:40.98,00:08:42.98 My hands are shaking! My hands are shaking! 00:08:42.98,00:08:46.18 But I'm STILL shooting! And I'm STILL getting headshots! It's like.. 00:08:46.18,00:08:50.08 BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOOMMM HEEAADDSSHHOOTT! 00:08:52.98,00:08:55.98 You wanna go for a jog man? We can go for a jog.. 00:08:55.98,00:08:58.58 - Ok but, what are you doing with the knife? 00:08:58.68,00:09:01.38 What do you mean? I run faster with a knife 00:09:01.79,00:09:04.89 Everyone runs faster with a knife! 00:09:05.49,00:09:08.39 So I mean like what do you want to do man? What do you want to film? 00:09:08.39,00:09:10.99 you can always just film me pwning noobs, doing the same old thing but, like.. 00:09:10.99,00:09:12.59 what do you and Jeremy usually do? 00:09:12.59,00:09:14.69 - We just walk around and stuff 00:09:15.39,00:09:16.69 Walk?! 00:09:16.69,00:09:19.69 Man, I got some wheels! 00:09:21.39,00:09:23.59 So I don't know.. I guess I can tell you some bit about myself 00:09:23.69,00:09:25.99 I work every once in a while.. occasionally y'know like 00:09:25.99,00:09:29.79 I can't really hold down a job.. for people like me it's really tough 00:09:30.60,00:09:35.90 My Dad owns a gun shop, but.. y'know he doesn't like to admit it but I think it makes him real nervous when I work there.. 00:09:35.90,00:09:40.00 'cause any time I get a gun in my hand it just automatically points to somebody's head 00:09:40.50,00:09:42.80 Sometimes I think maybe I want to join the army 00:09:42.80,00:09:46.20 I mean it's basically like FPS, except better graphics 00:09:46.20,00:09:49.00 But what happens if I get lag out there? I'm dead! 00:09:49.20,00:09:52.50 I mean, I even heard there's no respawn points in RL 00:09:52.70,00:09:55.80 What do you do when you're a person like me? When you're born to play FPS? 00:09:55.80,00:09:58.80 Guess there's nothing left to do but play FPS! 00:09:59.80,00:10:02.20 BOOM HEADSHOT! 00:10:08.30,00:10:10.20 - Doug? 00:10:11.21,00:10:14.41 - Doug what's going on, are you ok? 00:10:22.41,00:10:25.31 - Doug what's going on? 00:10:25.91,00:10:30.51 You know what Kyle.. I think you just better go dude, I think you just better go 00:10:30.81,00:10:35.31 - Are you ok?[br][br]Just go man! Seriously, just go! 00:10:43.81,00:10:52.91 00:10:58.71,00:11:05.31 00:11:34.31,00:11:38.11 " just practicing my micro Kyle.. just practicing my micro y'know.. " 00:12:04.71,00:12:08.01 " so I'd say I'm a Buddhist.. yeah I'm a Buddhist.. " 00:12:21.21,00:12:22.61 - Hey Jeremy 00:12:22.71,00:12:24.21 Hey Kyle 00:12:24.42,00:12:27.82 How come you're not pwning noobs at Counter-Strike: Source? 00:12:29.42,00:12:34.52 Well I was but.. y'know it's just not the same, like.. 00:12:34.52,00:12:37.52 without you filming me doing it y'know like.. 00:12:37.72,00:12:42.82 it seems like, if the only people that know how much I pwn are the noobs getting pwned, then.. 00:12:42.92,00:12:47.22 it's not as much fun as when you film me and show everyone how much I pwn 00:12:47.92,00:12:52.32 'cause like.. your films, they aren't that bad Kyle y'know.. like, you're not a total noob 00:12:52.32,00:12:58.62 I didn't really mean that.. you've got some skills and if you keep training and stuff, like.. 00:12:58.62,00:13:02.52 y'know I think maybe one day you could be a pro at like your film stuff 00:13:03.12,00:13:04.92 - You really think so? 00:13:05.02,00:13:07.52 Yeah.. yeah, I think so Kyle 00:13:09.63,00:13:15.43 Y'know maybe you should come back inside and watch me pwn some noobs for a bit.. or? 00:13:15.53,00:13:17.53 - Yeah, sure that sounds good.. sounds like fun 00:13:17.53,00:13:19.63 Alright for sure.. 00:13:50.13,00:13:53.63 He's no noob Kyle 00:13:57.73,00:14:00.93 Hey! 00:14:01.93,00:14:04.83 What's up?[br][br]I need to like.. talk to you for a second 00:14:04.83,00:14:07.53 Sure let's go.. 00:14:25.43,00:14:28.53 Yeah I'm cooking food for these white barbarians.. 00:14:28.93,00:14:32.43 I think the key is to keep everything like.. not cut it 00:14:32.93,00:14:36.03 You can tell if the chicken floats on the top that means it's half ready.. 00:14:37.74,00:14:41.44 and particularly on onion you kinda want it to uhh.. 00:14:42.84,00:14:47.84 I feel uncomfortable when I start saying stuff.. but uhh.. yeah.. I uhhh.. 00:14:48.34,00:14:50.94 I'm pro at cooking