[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]16,[FONT]Tahoma 00:00:02.20,00:00:06.30 Alright, does this have anything to do with gamers? Because that would just be like.. 00:00:06.70,00:00:08.80 an exponent on the weirdness 00:00:10.80,00:00:15.90 Question 1: Do you know what a pro gamer is? 00:00:16.70,00:00:19.90 Somebody who plays video games all the time? 00:00:20.40,00:00:24.10 Somebody who plays a lot of games on the computer? 00:00:24.90,00:00:27.10 Somebody who games a lot? I don't know.. 00:00:27.40,00:00:31.30 It's someone who plays a lot of video games or computer games? 00:00:31.80,00:00:37.80 I would guess that it would be somebody who does nothing but play video games? 00:00:38.20,00:00:40.90 Hardcore games all the time? On the internet? 00:00:41.40,00:00:44.50 Who sits around in a dark room.. 00:00:45.21,00:00:48.71 with his fingers teetering on keyboards 00:00:51.91,00:00:57.21 Question 2: Would you ever date a pro gamer? 00:00:57.61,00:01:01.61 I don't think I'd ever date someone who spent more time with his computer than with me 00:01:01.81,00:01:05.11 They would never have time for me, they'd always be playing games 00:01:05.21,00:01:11.11 I don't think I'd understand what they were saying.. I don't think we could have conversations 00:01:12.11,00:01:14.21 Depends if he's hot or not 00:01:14.51,00:01:20.21 If any guy would spend more time with his keyboard, and his monitor, than me.. there's a problem 00:01:20.91,00:01:23.71 You're talking about internet gamers.. not like Mario Bros. gamers 00:01:24.21,00:01:30.01 I soft of figure that anybody who plays video games that much, and is hiding behind a computer to that extent.. 00:01:30.21,00:01:32.01 has to have something that they're hiding 00:01:32.52,00:01:34.72 I don't do video games 00:01:35.52,00:01:38.32 That doesn't really appeal to me that much.. 00:01:38.52,00:01:43.32 someone sitting in front of a computer for 12 solid hours a day, playing games 00:01:43.62,00:01:49.52 There's like a game, like a computer game or something? Where there was these people who kept playing and got so into it.. 00:01:49.72,00:01:53.72 that there was one guy who forgot to feed his kid, and the kid died 00:01:53.82,00:01:55.82 So that would always be in the back of my mind 00:01:56.12,00:02:01.42 And there's also something else where umm.. it's like the same game where they're like allies or something like that.. 00:02:01.52,00:02:06.22 and the guy was betrayed by his friends and so he committed suicide 00:02:06.42,00:02:08.22 I don't think I could handle that 00:02:08.42,00:02:12.12 So has anyone actually wanted to date a gamer? That you've seen? 00:02:13.43,00:02:17.23 I think I'm kind of dating one now, but I think he's a closet hardcore gamer 00:02:17.43,00:02:18.93 He doesn't like to admit it 00:02:21.83,00:02:24.63 Well, gamers use their hands 12 hours a day.. 00:02:24.83,00:02:27.43 so that could be interesting.. 00:02:28.93,00:02:31.93 * I am the pwnage! bitches! * 00:02:42.33,00:02:45.53 (Subtitle Translations by Your Name) 00:02:45.73,00:02:52.03 So like welcome to episode 2 of y'know.. like my show 00:02:52.23,00:02:55.33 This episode we're gonna go out.. like me and Kyle.. 00:02:55.43,00:02:57.83 and I'm gonna pick up like lots of girls 00:02:58.03,00:03:03.53 'Cause.. y'know.. Kyle has I guess like a girlfriend now 00:03:03.93,00:03:09.73 Y'know it's like a friend that's like a girl but you call it a girlfriend if you like kiss her and stuff 00:03:10.03,00:03:13.13 Kyle thinks that maybe I couldn't get girls and I'm telling him I pwn at everything.. 00:03:13.24,00:03:16.54 so obviously I'll pwn some girls up y'know.. like no problem 00:03:16.84,00:03:20.04 I figure I can do that too if Kyle can right 00:03:20.14,00:03:24.34 But he doesn't think so, he like tries to think he pwns me somehow in something 00:03:24.54,00:03:28.14 And I think it shouldn't be a problem.. I played all the Leisure Suit Larry's 00:03:28.24,00:03:30.84 I pwned those games when I was younger y'know, so.. 00:03:31.04,00:03:35.34 I mean really it should be pretty easy right, you just gotta execute the right build order 00:03:35.54,00:03:36.94 and then you're set 00:03:37.74,00:03:42.14 Y'know it might be cool when I'm like real old and stuff.. like 30 or something.. 00:03:42.24,00:03:46.74 maybe I'll like think about having little nooblets of my own that I can train.. 00:03:46.84,00:03:49.14 that'll be uber too.. like me 00:03:49.75,00:03:52.85 And so.. y'know.. a girl might help that 00:03:55.75,00:04:03.15 Question 3: Would you rather date a rich guy, or a guy who has uber-micro? 00:04:04.65,00:04:08.15 Uber-micro? I'd go with the rich guy 00:04:09.15,00:04:11.25 A rich guy 00:04:12.25,00:04:15.35 I would rather date a guy who has uber other things 00:04:15.85,00:04:18.05 What the hell is uber-micro? 00:04:18.85,00:04:19.95 I'll take the rich 00:04:20.45,00:04:23.75 Uber-micro? I don't even know what that is, please explain the terms 00:04:24.25,00:04:27.25 I don't know what uber-micro is.. 00:04:28.55,00:04:30.55 What is uber-micro? 00:04:30.96,00:04:35.46 I'd rather date a rich guy.. I wouldn't be able to keep up with the uber-micro dude 00:04:35.86,00:04:38.16 I'm gonna go with the rich guy 00:04:42.66,00:04:47.46 Like I don't even know what you want with the running.. it's pretty stupid man 00:04:48.06,00:04:49.46 - It's like total Kurosawa 00:04:49.66,00:04:52.16 - you look around here[br][br]What? Miyamoto? 00:04:52.46,00:04:54.06 - No, no, Kurasawa man 00:04:54.46,00:04:58.66 That's cool.. he made like Mario Bros. and stuff.. 00:04:58.66,00:05:03.36 he's got some skills I guess as a.. designerer y'know 00:05:04.46,00:05:06.86 - Seven Samurai looking around 00:05:07.06,00:05:10.76 - You've got your sword.. you're ready to kill some bitches.. you know what I mean? 00:05:11.77,00:05:13.37 Pwning 'em up 00:05:14.07,00:05:17.07 This better be as cool as you tell me and stuff 00:05:17.47,00:05:21.77 'Cause I don't wanna look like a loser y'know.. like aggro or something 00:05:26.77,00:05:30.27 I guess this is kinda like a level that you play on 00:05:33.17,00:05:37.37 As long as it's a good level there's no reason I should lose I figure y'know 00:05:37.67,00:05:40.67 I can already tell, like.. they know, they know.. 00:05:40.97,00:05:43.97 I'll just sit here.. I think like, if I sit here and maybe just like.. 00:05:46.07,00:05:48.17 practice my micro 00:05:49.17,00:05:52.17 Then they'll know and stuff right 00:05:52.67,00:05:55.77 Once they see I got the micro 00:05:56.48,00:05:57.88 They'll be all over me 00:05:58.08,00:06:05.38 I'm kinda used to that like in the lobbies.. noobs are like "come on and play with me and stuff cause I wanna learn cause you're so good" 00:06:05.98,00:06:11.98 And I'm like "no, I don't have the time.. I gotta play other people that are better than you and pwn them" 00:06:12.58,00:06:16.18 So that's like how I think the girl situation is gonna go tonight 00:06:21.08,00:06:23.88 So hey, like.. how's it like going? 00:06:32.78,00:06:38.28 Question 4: Do you know what the word "noob" means? 00:06:39.08,00:06:40.88 Noob? 00:06:41.78,00:06:43.08 no 00:06:43.58,00:06:45.28 Noob? 00:06:45.78,00:06:47.08 Noob? 00:06:47.99,00:06:49.89 You're joking right? 00:06:49.89,00:06:50.89 No?! 00:06:51.19,00:06:54.19 No clue and obviously I'm not a gamer 00:06:54.29,00:06:55.29 I have a life 00:06:55.49,00:07:00.89 I've been told it means someone new to gaming? But I don't really know 00:07:01.59,00:07:04.59 What's a noob? Please explain 00:07:05.29,00:07:06.29 What does it mean? 00:07:07.09,00:07:09.59 I actually asked somebody today at dinner 00:07:09.79,00:07:12.69 and they said 'somebody who's new at playing a game' 00:07:12.79,00:07:15.39 Like a game they've never played before 00:07:15.70,00:07:17.80 A noobie 00:07:19.80,00:07:25.40 Question 5: Do you find the word "noob" sexy? 00:07:26.30,00:07:28.30 No, not really 00:07:28.90,00:07:31.30 I don't find it attractive at all, no.. 00:07:31.60,00:07:34.60 Uhh.. yeah, a bit 00:07:34.90,00:07:37.10 I guess it sounds like lube, but.. 00:07:37.30,00:07:39.60 'Cause it rhymes with boob 00:07:40.40,00:07:43.70 I guess it kinda sounds like boob, but.. I don't know 00:07:44.10,00:07:48.40 Well, it rhymes with boob and lube.. but surprisingly, no 00:07:51.40,00:07:54.00 So like.. hey girls 00:07:54.21,00:07:59.11 You guys see when I pwned fox333 with my uber-micro and stuff? 00:08:00.31,00:08:03.61 Yeah I like pwn 'em up 'cause I like got the micro 00:08:04.81,00:08:11.71 So I tried to like rush the last girls cause I thought they were like noobs and I could just rush 'em and maybe end it quick or something 00:08:12.31,00:08:14.91 So you guys like wanna be my girlfriends or something? 00:08:15.31,00:08:17.51 - Uhh.. we're gay 00:08:18.81,00:08:22.01 Oh ok yeah I think Kyle's pretty ghey too 00:08:22.11,00:08:23.91 Kyle's like totally ghey 00:08:24.01,00:08:25.91 But that's pretty weird you'd call yourself ghey 00:08:26.21,00:08:31.41 But they turned out like.. they're pretty good defensively 00:08:31.51,00:08:34.51 Right away they like repelled my attacks 00:08:34.62,00:08:37.32 Y'know like they had good base defense or something 00:08:38.32,00:08:39.82 - We're eating right now 00:08:39.92,00:08:44.02 Yeah I eat too like sometimes[br][br]- Yeah everyone does.. that's the thing.. 00:08:44.12,00:08:45.02 That's cool 00:08:45.22,00:08:52.42 Maybe I got a little bit to learn 'cause I'm not totally pro at it yet, but this is like y'know.. I just started.. 00:08:52.52,00:08:54.22 at least I'm no noob y'know 00:08:54.92,00:08:58.22 Next one's for sure.. like totally gonna pwn 'em 00:08:58.92,00:09:01.82 Ok that's cool.. that's cool 00:09:14.42,00:09:17.62 Dude did you see that guy man? I just met like a guy.. he's real cool 00:09:17.82,00:09:21.12 he's all like "come back to my house, play some games with me and stuff" 00:09:21.13,00:09:23.33 I'm like man I like pwn games and stuff right 00:09:23.43,00:09:26.63 And he's all like "well come back and play with me" and I tell him this is how I pwn.. 00:09:26.73,00:09:30.33 like I pwn like this right and I started spanking and he's all excited and stuff 00:09:30.43,00:09:33.63 and he's like "yeah, yeah that's like what I do too" and stuff 00:09:33.83,00:09:39.43 So you wanna maybe go back to this guy's like house, dude? And maybe play some games with him?[br][br]- Jeremy.. 00:09:39.43,00:09:41.13 - Jeremy he's.. 00:09:41.23,00:09:44.63 No, he's cool man[br][br]- No, no, no, Jeremy you don't want to go to his place 00:09:44.63,00:09:48.23 No, no, he said he plays good games and stuff[br][br]- No, no, no, he's.. 00:09:49.33,00:09:51.53 - He plays gay games 00:09:51.83,00:09:54.73 Well I mean he probably doesn't play Zero Hour or nothing 00:09:54.74,00:09:56.24 - No, no, no, no, like.. 00:09:56.34,00:09:59.04 G - A - Y.. GAY 00:09:59.14,00:10:01.64 Oh Warcraft! Yeah, yeah, yeah..[br][br]- No, no, no.. 00:10:01.74,00:10:05.94 He likes guys.. he likes to 00:10:06.14,00:10:10.04 He puts his in 00:10:11.34,00:10:13.14 What's a orifice? 00:10:15.24,00:10:28.34 Question 6: I'm coming at your base with two rockvees and an ambo - you've got a Jarmen, two scorps, and a quad. What do you do? 00:10:32.84,00:10:36.44 What?! What kind of question is this? 00:10:37.74,00:10:39.54 Run away? 00:10:42.04,00:10:44.54 Can you repeat that? 00:10:44.95,00:10:47.25 Turn off the machine 00:10:47.85,00:10:50.75 I run for my life 00:10:51.35,00:10:54.05 I don't know what any of those are 00:10:54.55,00:10:57.55 Die? I don't know! I don't know what that is.. 00:10:58.15,00:11:00.15 Run? I don't know 00:11:00.95,00:11:02.75 Run? 00:11:04.95,00:11:09.25 Question 7: Would you date this guy? 00:11:16.15,00:11:18.85 Uhh.. probably not 00:11:19.55,00:11:22.15 Definitely not.. definitely not 00:11:22.65,00:11:24.95 No.. I wouldn't 00:11:25.26,00:11:28.26 That noob?.. No 00:11:29.06,00:11:30.76 No 00:11:31.26,00:11:33.06 No 00:11:33.36,00:11:34.76 Absolutely not 00:11:36.16,00:11:38.36 Depends how much I was paid 00:11:39.86,00:11:41.76 Couple hundred would do 00:11:43.86,00:11:48.16 So like it hasn't been like too good for me.. 00:11:48.26,00:11:53.26 like I pwn and stuff, but I didn't like.. pwn, y'know? 00:11:53.46,00:11:59.16 So what I'm gonna try next maybe is some like reverse psychology or whatever 00:11:59.26,00:12:02.16 'Cause like I heard that that works sometimes 00:12:07.67,00:12:14.37 So you guys, like.. totally think I'm a noob and stuff, and you totally don't wanna be like my girlfriends 00:12:14.47,00:12:17.07 - No, not so much 00:12:25.87,00:12:33.67 The good thing about like Kyle filming me all the time and stuff is that like at least I get to watch the replays y'know 00:12:33.67,00:12:37.57 And like everyone knows like.. replays, they're like the best way to learn y'know 00:12:38.37,00:12:44.57 It's just like a little too bad Kyle didn't get the one time that like I, y'know.. totally succeeded and pwned 00:12:44.57,00:12:48.87 Kyle went to the bathroom for like a minute and this one girl came up and she's all like 00:12:49.37,00:12:53.97 "Hey like I heard you telling those other girls that like you totally pwn at games and stuff" 00:12:54.27,00:13:00.77 and she's like "that's like real sexy.. like I pwn too, but I probably don't pwn as much as you.. 00:13:00.77,00:13:02.77 'cause like I heard you pwn like lots and stuff.. 00:13:02.87,00:13:06.77 tell me a story like about your life.. like how much you pwn.. tell me like a story" 00:13:06.88,00:13:09.08 I'm like.. I'm like good at that stuff so I'm like 00:13:09.08,00:13:13.08 This one time right I'm playing and like.. y'know I'm playing this other GLA guy right 00:13:13.08,00:13:17.38 and he's like.. doesn't really know what he's doing 'cause he's like.. 00:13:17.38,00:13:18.78 not me and stuff 00:13:18.78,00:13:23.38 So I got like six rank 3 buggies right and I'm like coming in at him like on his palace I'm like.. 00:13:28.18,00:13:31.38 on his palace right and his palace is like crumbling and then his palace blows up 00:13:31.68,00:13:35.38 Oh yeah, you're gonna report.. you're gonna report 00:13:35.98,00:13:40.38 But then he tries to snipe one of my guys with like Jarmen, so then like my Jarmen snipes his Jarmen.. 00:13:40.38,00:13:43.38 now he's got like no Jarmen and like no palace to rebuild it.. 00:13:43.48,00:13:45.98 and all of a sudden my Scud Storm hits like 00:13:48.69,00:13:49.99 with like the Scud Storm right 00:13:50.19,00:14:01.09 00:14:01.59,00:14:06.09 and the dude like quits like on the spot 'cause like I gave him like so much pwnage and stuff right 00:14:06.29,00:14:10.69 and then so she's all like "wow that's like the coolest story I've like ever heard and stuff" 00:14:10.79,00:14:15.09 and then she like kissed me and stuff like that 'cause she thought I pwned so much 00:14:15.09,00:14:20.09 the she's like "I gotta go like real quick" and just as she left Kyle like came out of the bathroom so like.. 00:14:20.19,00:14:24.49 he like missed it with the camera, so I don't have like a replay but.. 00:14:24.59,00:14:26.69 Y'know that's pretty cool 00:14:27.69,00:14:30.69 - Yeah Jeremy, sure.. 00:15:08.89,00:15:14.39 Hey noobs, I'm gonna like totally like pwn you noobs 00:15:15.50,00:15:21.10 'Cause I pwn you.. like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right 00:15:22.90,00:15:25.30 I'm gonna give you some spanks 00:15:26.40,00:15:35.10 Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play 00:15:35.70,00:15:41.70 'Cause I pwn you.. I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right 00:15:43.10,00:15:43.40 nice 00:15:43.60,00:15:51.10 Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like.. somebody's mom trying to play the games 00:15:51.40,00:15:56.10 I.. pwn.. you.. is that on? I don't think.. 00:15:56.60,00:15:59.50 I will pwn you 00:16:00.60,00:16:02.00 Sometime 00:16:02.90,00:16:05.20 Maybe when we play the game