Monday, September 16, 2013 - 10:33

Are you pr0 at games? Think you can entertain people while doin' stuff? Do you want the chance to show everyone that you pwn n00bs? Pure Pwnage is looking for community members to guest host streams on our Twitch channel and show teh world their pwnage when we're unavailable to.

How to apply:

Step 1. Stop sucking at a minimum one thing. The thing is irrelevant, provided it doesn't involve pony maintenance and falls within guidelines.
Step 2. Stream yourself doing that thing, in a minimum 720p @ 25fps, on your own channel on If you're lucky enough to have friends, involving them can help.
Step 3. Don't be a n00b.
Step 4. Link us to a VOD by emailing


-PP Crew

Thursday, July 11, 2013 - 08:52

Geoff and Jarett are busy with production of teh PP movie! Check out the updated FAQ list for answers to your pressing questions:

We've finally secured the official Twitter account @purepwnage: Follow us for official Pure Pwnage updates and relevant gaming/community/nerd news!

We continue to host weekly live streams via Twitch TV: You can always check out the recorded VODs of past streams in case you can't make it live. The next stream goes live tonight at 6:00 P.M. EST!

Also check out the latest stream highlight video on our YouTube channel, this time covering a contest we held to draw the Vasectomy box art!

Lastly, you can STILL donate to the Pure Pwnage movie and receive the same perks offered during the indiegogo campaign. You can pledge to us directly via paypal. Please email for more information.


-The PP Crew

Wednesday, April 17, 2013 - 08:46


Geoff and I are still busy finishing off the script of teh best movie ever written. Unfortunately there's not much we can share at this stage without spoiling the movie, but rest assured it's totally awesome. In addition, we've begun expanding our movie team. Our lovely new intern, Dara, has put together a FAQ to answer the most common questions we've received over the past few months. Check it out here.

We've been live-streaming just about every week and you can find VODs of all those streams on our Twitch channel. Our next stream will be this Friday, April 19th at 9:00pm EST, hosted live and direct from Geoff's basement studio where we'll be recording a DotA2 announcer pack. To celebrate the epicness of hearing Jeremy's sexy accent for the first time on stream, we'll be pwning Zero Hour that night.

If you're interested in meeting some of the cast in RL, or just pimpin' your ensemble with noobstore gear, Pure Pwnage will be returning once again to the Calgary Expo. So if you're in the area on April 26-28th, come out and say 'sup! Bring your 3DS too, you may be lucky enough to get pwned IRL.


-PP Crew

Tuesday, January 1, 2013 - 16:15

Happy Holidays, n00bs!

In case you hadn't heard, AKA you suck, our movie fundraising campaign was an enormous success! We raised $211,300, nearly three times our initial goal, proving definitively that our fans are super awesome and the world wants to see teh best movie ever. Our campaign's success did not go unnoticed either, making Indiegogo's Top 12 lists for both Film Campaigns and Perks.

On November 18th, the final night of the campaign, Jarett and Geoff hosted a live count down stream. In case you missed it you can watch the VOD here.

To celebrate the New Year and impending production of the movie, we're uploading high quality versions of our web episodes, including some bonus content from the DVD, onto our Youtube channel. We're throwing in the complete season one soundtrack, too. Some of this stuff was previously available only on the DVD and some of it has never been available in this quality, so be sure to subscribe. The releases begin on the 2nd and will continue daily until we run out. Keep in mind some of the earliest episode(s) were not recorded in HD!

As part of the movie's production, we're going to host a regular stream for our fans and supporters. The content of the stream will change depending on how far along we are in production, but it'll generally be a blend of Q&A, behind-the-scenes and playing some LoL or HotS. Our first production stream is scheduled for 5:00pm EST on January 2nd. Join us and have some fun!