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What are your top 5 picks for your offspring?

I have these picked out myself;

Sylvannas

Elenor

Bayonetta

Arthas

William

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hmmm... id have to go with either jeezus...or just gawd.
wtf is a signature? do people see this? i hope not... i hope its like a diary... well dear diary... today i found out im gay... :)
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QUOTE (ya_ba @ May 7 2010, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like you :)

QUOTE (sG Core asheS @ Jun 2 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
unrelated, but clockwork's sig made me literally lol
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If my child happens to be fucking retarded with down syndrome I'm naming it clockwork1337.

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*insert Ganonheart's real name* x 5

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QUOTE (PwnDaddy123 @ May 4 2010, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If my child happens to be fucking retarded with down syndrome I'm naming it clockwork1337.


i had somebody i knew do that.... oh yeah! it was my mom. *sadface*
wtf is a signature? do people see this? i hope not... i hope its like a diary... well dear diary... today i found out im gay... :)
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
QUOTE (ya_ba @ May 7 2010, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like you :)

QUOTE (sG Core asheS @ Jun 2 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
unrelated, but clockwork's sig made me literally lol
*clap* *clap* *clap*

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I only know Boy number 1.

Richard.

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Plasmic already did this here. Wherein I said (and now repeat, for your pleasure):

I already did............6 times!

Y'know, I used to play these little games with myself when I was a kid. I always thought I'd name a kid Chase, and Cindy, and Lila, etc. etc. Then I got married and realized that I actually had to come to a consensus with another person on what we were gonna name our kids...my childhood dreams all came crashing down around my head.....

QUOTE (Master C @ Jul 11 2009, 06:29 PM)
Personally Richard if its a boy. I will have no girls.

Umm...DICK? HELLOOOOOOOO!

Which reminds me:

Baby Names

Wife.....Julia Sweeney
Husband.....Nicholas Cage
Telegram Deliverer.....Rob Schneider




[ open on a married couple trying to think of a name for their unknown baby ]

Wife: I was thinking about Joseph.

Husband: [ turned off ] Joseph?

Wife: Yeah. Joseph.

Husband: Well.. it's a nice name, but the kids are gonna call him "Joe Blow". I mean, as long as you know that. Or "Sloppy Joe", you know.. "How are Mr. & Mrs. Schmo?"

Wife: Well, I guess that's true..

Husband: I mean, it's a nice name.

Wife: Well, that's alright. How about John? That's nice and simple.

Husband: What, are you serious?

Wife: Well, yeah.

Husband: John? You want to do that to the kid?

Wife: Do what?
Husband: [ mimicking ] "Hey, John! Hey, let's go to the john. Huh, John? Let's go!"

Wife: Well.. wouldn't he outgrow those jokes?

Husband: Look, kids are mean. I just want him to have a happy childhood, too.. but, "Long John Silver"? I mean, I don't know what to say!

Wife: Okay, okay, okay.. Well.. um.. what about Peter?

Husband: Oh, right. Sure. Peter. Let's just put him up for adoption right now, save the kid a lot of agony. I mean, obviously - no Peter, no Dick, no Rod! Can we just discuss this intelligently, please?

Wife: Yes, we can. [ thinking ] Okay.. um.. William.

Husband: William. Good. "Wee Willie!" "Chilly Willy!" "Willie Wonka! Hey! Where's your chocolate factory?! Oompa-Loompa" every day of his life!

Wife: Ddi you get teased a lot as a kid?

Husband: [ defensive ] No, I did not. Did you tease a lot of kids? Because, judging from these names you're picking, you don't seem to be very sensitive.

Wife: Okay, I'll just keep trying.. What about Fred?

Husband: [ sighing ] Please.. Fred, Frank.. lease, the F's are no good. If he's fat, it's just a disaster.

Wife: Okay, alright. Um.. Sam?

Husband: Great. Sam. "Uncle Sam." "I want you.. to be ostracized!"

Wife: Then, let's Paul.

Husband: Right. Paul. "Hey, Paul, where's Peter and Mary?!"

Wife: What?

Husband: Peter, Paul and Mary. "Hey, Paul! Play me a folk song, and then I'll beat the crap out of you!

Wife: Well, at this point, I'd just settle for anything. How about.. Jack?

Husband: [ thinking ] Hmm.. yeah.. yeah, Jack's a fine name.

Wife: Really?

Husband: Oh, yeah.. as long as we make his middle name O'Lantern! Because that is what everyone's gonna call him!

Wife: Okay.. fine.. what about ben?

Husband: Ben! Oh, fine, we're giving birth to a big bear? Great! "Gentle Ben!" "Hey, Ben, where's Jerry? Get me some ice cream, or I'll beat the crap outta ya'!

Wife: We could call him "Benjamin".

Husband: Sure. Benjamin. Harrison! "Hey, Benjamin, how's that tariff coming?! Montana a state yet?!"

Wife: Well, what about.. Todd?

Husband: [ stretching for an excuse ] Todd.. Todd.. Tad! "Tadpole!" Our son's a tadpole! "Hey, Tadpole, I don't like you! Thank your parents!"

Wife: Now, come on, I said "Todd", not "Tad". You changed the name, that's cheating.

Husband: Yeah, and it took five seconds. It might take a kid ten.

Wife: [ sighing ] Okay.. what about Harry?

Husband: "Hey, Harry, where are the Hendersons?!"

Wife: Oh, come on! Nobody even saw that movie!

Husband: Kids saw it! Alright, one more.. come on, we can do it..

Wife: Alright. Um.. Nate.

Husband: "The Nate Rockne Story." "Hey, Nate, where's the Gipper?"

Wife: What?

Husband: [ pacing the room ] Na-ate! Na-ate! Do you like that sound? Well, you better get used to it! [ his wife walks across the room ] Hey, where are you going?

Wife: [ leafing through book ] I'm looking at this Baby Name book, I thought it could help us.. [ looking through book ] How about Bjaardker?

Husband: [ intrigued ] Oh?

Wife: Bjaardker. It's Icelandic.

Husband: [ considering ] Yeah.. that's a tough little name to crack. That could be good. [ puts his face up to his Wife's belly ] Hey, Bjaardker, little fellow. You might just have a good childhood, after all. [ Wife laughs ] Talk to you later.

Wife: I love you.

Husband: I love you. [ they kiss, as the doorbell rings ] You sit, honey.

Wife: Alright.

Husband: [ answering the door ] Yes?

Telegram Deliverer: Hi, how you doing? I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson. I'm supposed to read it. [ holds telegram ] "Dear Asswipe & Emily: Congratulations on your upcoming blessed event. All our love, Bob & Diane." Here you go, Sir. [ hands him the telegram ]

Husband: Uh.. listen.. that's "Os-wee-pay".

Telegram Deliverer: [ confused ] What?

Husband: Uh.. forget it, forget it.. [ closes the door and sits next to his wife ]

Wife: That was really nice of Bob and Diane.

Husband: [ sighs ] Yeah, but why do they have to mention my name so much?

Wife: Oh, honey..

[ fade ]

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QUOTE (The B.I.V. @ May 4 2010, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Umm...DICK? HELLOOOOOOOO!

My name's Richard and i don't think anyone's called me Dick all my life

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Already been done, but;


Boy: Timmy.
Girl: Hazel.
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Boy: Stanley
Girl: Melody or something unusual like that, i havent really decided

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QUOTE (richmeister @ May 4 2010, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My name's Richard and i don't think anyone's called me Dick all my life

Well, let me be the first....DICK!

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Every thread has been done 10 times, its the natural order of things.

Watch this get locked now, this is why this section cant have nice things.

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Damn admins! I hate you all!!!

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QUOTE (The B.I.V. @ May 4 2010, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, let me be the first....DICK!

Brandon

i mean consistantly, people have said "lol dick". I just dont react and they move on. Plus its pretty fucking immature rite

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QUOTE (richmeister @ May 4 2010, 07:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My name's Richard and i don't think anyone's called me Dick all my life


Hi Dick.
Perhaps if this signature is witty enough, someone will finally love me.


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hey dicky ol' chum

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QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ May 4 2010, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Girl: Kelsey, Kayla, Justine, Annie

You really want your daughters to be sluts, do you?

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