Well, if you guys are counting poetry as a form of art, then this has got to be the biggest piece of crap I've seen.
Sup, n00bheadz. I wrote some poems:
TOBY, I AM DISAPPOINT
Toby, you were cute.
Even though you had a f***ed-up body.
Your back-left leg . . . was like shit.
But, anyway, I did not mind.
Toby, you wagged your tail.
Even though you had a f***ed-up body.
And, then, you shat.
Mind this I, indeed, did.
TOBY, I AM DISAPPOINT.
You disrespected me in front of teh kids.
So, I brought down the hammer with great might and furious anger.
And smashed your f***ing face.
I Don't Know How, But
I was walking along, and
I don't know how, but
I fell into a time warp, and
I F***ING HATE TIEM WARPZ, and
yo momma's big, fat, ugly ass
and asshole.