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[Plasmic Fury]

Just a curious question I got.

If I'm at a bar or a party or whatever, and some guy is pissed with me and wants to throw down, what would be the best first move I could do that would give me the advantage the entire fight?

I am very inexperienced at fighting and instead of losing right away some tips on how to maybe win would be nice lol

[Mares]

Just a curious question I got.

If I'm at a bar or a party or whatever, and some guy is pissed with me and wants to throw down, what would be the best first move I could do that would give me the advantage the entire fight?

I am very inexperienced at fighting and instead of losing right away some tips on how to maybe win would be nice lol

I would go for a headbutt. You don't have to be a pro fighter to know how to throw a headbutt and it's really damaging if you do it good. As long as it is in his face, it would be good. Or a kick or knee to his balls, but imo you should only use this one, if you got attacked or something. Not if you are looking for a fight or acting all tough, because then kicking in the balls is just gay.

If you can throw punches or elbows, aim for the chin (or ear). They can put your opponent in one hit KO.

[Original Sin]

Just a curious question I got.

If I'm at a bar or a party or whatever, and some guy is pissed with me and wants to throw down, what would be the best first move I could do that would give me the advantage the entire fight?

I am very inexperienced at fighting and instead of losing right away some tips on how to maybe win would be nice lol

Scream as loud and as high pitched as you can, like a defenseless little girl. Then punch him in the throat and gouge out his eyes. The scream should stall/confuse him, and the throat/eye assault will work on anyone, despite their size.

Oh, and when he's laying down on the ground trying to put his eyeballs back in, take your dick out and piss on him. Yeah.
I didn't give you a serious answer, because I have no serious training. I just wanted to try and be funny... *sniff*...

[Plasmic Fury]

I would go for a headbutt. You don't have to be a pro fighter to know how to throw a headbutt and it's really damaging if you do it good. As long as it is in his face, it would be good. Or a kick or knee to his balls, but imo you should only use this one, if you got attacked or something. Not if you are looking for a fight or acting all tough, because then kicking in the balls is just gay.

If you can throw punches or elbows, aim for the chin (or ear). They can put your opponent in one hit KO.

I think a headbutt is pretty damaging to my head as well, and i'm hella inexperienced so i'd end up fucking it up and end up only hurting myself.

Also, I would never kick to the balls in a fight lol

[Defiled]

Sexually advance on him, he will freak out.

[Mares]

I think a headbutt is pretty damaging to my head as well, and i'm hella inexperienced so i'd end up fucking it up and end up only hurting myself.

Nope, he will get fucked up. You probably would have a scratch, but you wouldn't feel any pain because of the adrenaline. Except if he comes in at the same time, than the strongest head will win

[Sir Kyle Aziz]

I think a headbutt is pretty damaging to my head as well, and i'm hella inexperienced so i'd end up fucking it up and end up only hurting myself.

Also, I would never kick to the balls in a fight lol

Not really with a headbutt you want to use your hairline or about an inch or so lower (Right?) and smash him approximately on the bridge of his nose. I don't exactly remember what it's called it's a Glasgow Kiss maybe?

Another sure thing to do is to let him swing first. Watch how he does it too. If he throws a straight lean left or right depending on the hand he used. So if he throws a right, lean to your left and as he throws try to hook him with your left hand square on his ear or the lower part of his jaw. Then just reverse it if he throws a left.

If he tried a hook, lean back and counter punch with a straight aimed for his nose or again his lower jaw. The only reason I say nose is because when you're hit in the nose it stings like fuck, bleeds like fuck (which gets you women.) and it makes their eyes water making it harder to see you.


Or if you're feelin really baller try a flying knee to the underside of his jaw like a champion. Remember though, to use your body's natural hard points like your elbows and your knees. Hitting with those I find can be much more devastating then a kick or punch sometimes.

[Mares]

Not really with a headbutt you want to use your hairline or about an inch or so lower (Right?) and smash him approximately on the bridge of his nose. I don't exactly remember what it's called it's a Glasgow Kiss maybe?

All correct. Even if it's not on his nose, it will hurt like a fucker.

Another sure thing to do is to let him swing first. Watch how he does it too. If he throws a straight lean left or right depending on the hand he used. So if he throws a right, lean to your left and as he throws try to hook him with your left hand square on his ear or the lower part of his jaw. Then just reverse it if he throws a left.

If he tried a hook, lean back and counter punch with a straight aimed for his nose or again his lower jaw. The only reason I say nose is because when you're hit in the nose it stings like fuck, bleeds like fuck (which gets you women.) and it makes their eyes water making it harder to see you.

Or if you're feelin really baller try a flying knee to the underside of his jaw like a champion. Remember though, to use your body's natural hard points like your elbows and your knees. Hitting with those I find can be much more devastating then a kick or punch sometimes.

To hard for a beginner, he will get fucked up if he tries something like that.

[Sir Kyle Aziz]

All correct. Even if it's not on his nose, it will hurt like a fucker.



To hard for a beginner, he will get fucked up if he tries something like that.

It's the tought that counts. );

[shunted]

so mma huh...

Edited by shunted, 24 March 2010 - 12:57 PM.

[Dark.Matter]

Just a curious question I got.

If I'm at a bar or a party or whatever, and some guy is pissed with me and wants to throw down, what would be the best first move I could do that would give me the advantage the entire fight?

I am very inexperienced at fighting and instead of losing right away some tips on how to maybe win would be nice lol

flying armbar.

[حشّاشين Ghost]

Just a curious question I got.

If I'm at a bar or a party or whatever, and some guy is pissed with me and wants to throw down, what would be the best first move I could do that would give me the advantage the entire fight?

I am very inexperienced at fighting and instead of losing right away some tips on how to maybe win would be nice lol

If you just want to survive, the first thing you would do is a soccer kick to the balls, for the first few vulnerable seconds you rush up and he will be in perfect position for something called a muay thai clinch. It is a simple yet effective technique that is VERY hard to get out once your lock in. It involves a hand over hand, or plum grip. Keep your forearms on the inside of your opponent's chest, creating pressure. The key is controlling the back of the head, which will give you leverage on the neck. Pull down on his head, get back up on your toes and bring your knee through the target. He will not take more then 3 knee before he get's knocked out. The beauty of clinch is that you can control people MUCH bigger then you.

I would not go for the headbutt as the first thing, you are in too much danger to get a right hook to the face, instead only use headbutts when you are in clinch range.

Example. If you did it on a random guy who does not know any MMA he wont will not survive for this long. If you have any more questions just ask me.

Edited by حشّاشين Ghost, 24 March 2010 - 01:27 PM.

[Sir Kyle Aziz]

So ghost plays dirty. Remind me to wear a cup.

[حشّاشين Ghost]

So ghost plays dirty. Remind me to wear a cup.

ONLY, if I need to survive or out numbered. To this date I have never kicked anyone in the balls or a headbutt.

Edited by حشّاشين Ghost, 24 March 2010 - 01:23 PM.

[Sir Kyle Aziz]

ONLY, if I need to survive or out numbered. To this date I have never kicked anyone in the balls or a headbutt.

I've kicked someone in the nuts by mistake, but I've never headbutted. Never needed to.

Edit: Would be good though for those faggots who like to get right in your face and talk shit.

Edited by Sir Kyle Aziz, 24 March 2010 - 01:29 PM.

[shunted]

headbutting is a fuckign self defeating crap

[Mares]

I would not go for the headbutt as the first thing, you are in too much danger to get a right hook to the face, instead only use headbutts when you are in clinch range.

If the guy isn't a boxer or some sort, he would never be able to land a right hook before you land a headbutt. I know what you mean and stuff, but most of the people suck at fighting.

And yeah muay thai clinch is a good idea, but remember to damage him first.



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[حشّاشين Ghost]

If the guy isn't a boxer or some sort, he would never be able to land a right hook before you land a headbutt. I know what you mean and stuff, but most of the people suck at fighting.

And yeah muay thai clinch is a good idea, but remember to damage him first.



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There is always that boxers chance, and I dont like taking chances.

Doing fucking paper's still... if there is anything funny or crazy they say post it please.

[Ineffable]

So ghost plays dirty. Remind me to wear a cup.

Dude if I was in a fight with some random on the street, first thing I'll do is kick him in the nuts.

[Defiled]

Dude if I was in a fight with some random on the street, first thing I'll do is kick him in the nuts.

I would just >