A spin off of Ban the User Above. Same theory but basically say how the person who made the last post before you will die (from your own hands to Optimus Prime), rinse and repeat. Thats it. You can use pictures to illustrate your point but you can't rely on pics alone. You need to type as well!
Go go! Murder away.
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Kill The Above Poster
Started by
liquidicevi
, Mar 09 2010 05:35 AM
#1
Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:35 AM
#2
Posted 09 March 2010 - 12:39 PM
I will force you to eat your own feces!
EDIT: Until you die from it...
EDIT: Until you die from it...
Edited by The B.I.V., 09 March 2010 - 12:39 PM.
#3
Posted 09 March 2010 - 03:33 PM
I will forces you will die a peaceful, natural death at the age of 137....
....WITH MY BARE HANDS!
....WITH MY BARE HANDS!
#4
Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:05 PM
You were so focused on your goal that lasted 137 years you forgot to cure your horrible boneitis.

#5
Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:07 PM
You will die due to your obesety fettish, one day you will be fucking an imensly obese chick and she will roll over to be on top and you will be crushed to death... or maybe suffocate in the fat... either way it will be pretty horrible.

QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#6
Posted 09 March 2010 - 11:44 PM
#7
Posted 10 March 2010 - 04:38 PM
I'll kill you with kindness!
#8
Posted 10 March 2010 - 05:27 PM
die from being white bitch
#9
Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:50 PM
#10
Posted 18 March 2010 - 12:38 PM
ill make mandy smile next to you and rip time and space!
look how well i killed everbody and not just the 1 above
look how well i killed everbody and not just the 1 above
wtf is a signature? do people see this? i hope not... i hope its like a diary... well dear diary... today i found out im gay... 
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
QUOTE (ya_ba @ May 7 2010, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like you 
QUOTE (sG Core asheS @ Jun 2 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
unrelated, but clockwork's sig made me literally lol
*clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap*
#11
Posted 18 March 2010 - 01:57 PM
#12
Posted 18 March 2010 - 02:57 PM
A psychopathic thing is going to chase you around with a spoon and hit you constantly with it until you die.
It will take years and nobody is going to take you seriously because they won't be able to see or hear the thing.
Have fun.
It will take years and nobody is going to take you seriously because they won't be able to see or hear the thing.
Have fun.
Perhaps if this signature is witty enough, someone will finally love me.
#13
Posted 19 March 2010 - 12:30 PM
a loud screeching will be heard in your left ear until you die... nobody else can hear it, nor can you go deaf, or get used to it. lol this will suck.... have fun concentrating.
wtf is a signature? do people see this? i hope not... i hope its like a diary... well dear diary... today i found out im gay... 
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
QUOTE (ya_ba @ May 7 2010, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like you 
QUOTE (sG Core asheS @ Jun 2 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
unrelated, but clockwork's sig made me literally lol
*clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap*
#14
Posted 19 March 2010 - 02:55 PM
And just how do you plan to accomplish that, clockwerk1337yohaxxorzz?! I, on the other hand, will murder your entire family before your eyes, inject some blood thinner into you and then stab you in the rectum with a dull rusty knife. All of which is easily doable without having to rely on some abstract fantasy world that doesn't exist...
Brandon
Brandon
#15
Posted 19 March 2010 - 08:10 PM
#16
Posted 19 March 2010 - 09:30 PM
You will be one of the unfortunate people who is sent in to stop Gordon Freeman in Half Life 1. Brutal death by a red haired scientist clothed in a hazard suit and wielding a crowbar...not pretty at all.

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#17
Posted 19 March 2010 - 11:45 PM
I'll shoot you with a gun.
Stop! You're killin' me!
Brandon
QUOTE (DarkKitchen @ Mar 19 2010, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
H.I.V.
Stop! You're killin' me!
Brandon
#18
Posted 20 March 2010 - 12:40 AM
#19
Posted 20 March 2010 - 02:03 AM
I'm going to send you on a trip to the amazon so you can become pregnant with parasites.
Then you will die from malnutrition.
Then you will die from malnutrition.

#20
Posted 20 March 2010 - 02:46 AM
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