You will die by being stabbed to death with a sponge.
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Kill The Above Poster
Started by
liquidicevi
, Mar 09 2010 05:35 AM
#21
Posted 20 March 2010 - 03:58 AM

QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#22
Posted 20 March 2010 - 02:36 PM
QUOTE (tehRaptors @ Mar 20 2010, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your mom kicks you out off her basement and the sunlight burns you alive.
Thats brutal.
Raw genesis dies from getting stabbed by a crazed fan at the Duke Nukem forever Midnight release.

#23
Posted 21 March 2010 - 02:07 AM
Torture you mercilessly and give you debilitating injuries so you will be in giant fucking pain for the rest of you life after I give you aids so you don't die for a while
Edited by DarkKitchen, 21 March 2010 - 02:07 AM.
#24
Posted 22 March 2010 - 04:27 PM
You have AIDS? LOL! You die from your own AIDS....justice is served!
#25
Posted 22 March 2010 - 07:39 PM
You will attend a Dethklok concert and of course, something will go morbidly wrong and you will die a brutal death.
Brutally.
Brutally.

#26
Posted 23 March 2010 - 11:22 AM
You will be walking, then you will suddenly trip and hit your head on a big rock, cracking open your skull... and killing you.
Watch your step.
Watch your step.
#27
Posted 25 March 2010 - 05:07 AM
#28
Posted 26 March 2010 - 08:43 AM
tie you down to a cold metal table and slowly put drops of water on your forehead until you go completely insane and your brain explodes.
wtf is a signature? do people see this? i hope not... i hope its like a diary... well dear diary... today i found out im gay... 
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
QUOTE (ya_ba @ May 7 2010, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like you 
QUOTE (sG Core asheS @ Jun 2 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
unrelated, but clockwork's sig made me literally lol
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#29
Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:18 PM
Killing you would only put you out of your misery. I'll let you live...a long miserable life....
Brandon
Brandon
#30
Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:20 PM
#31
Posted 26 March 2010 - 02:47 PM
#32
Posted 26 March 2010 - 03:03 PM
You're gonna get clubbed for having such a fucked up way-out-of-place weird signature






























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#33
Posted 26 March 2010 - 04:59 PM
#34
Posted 10 April 2010 - 09:56 PM
You will go to the doctor with a slight cold and be miss-diagnosed with terminal canceritis, a new and deadlier form of cancer. The radiation therapy is so much more intense that it gives you super powers! You then use your super powers for good but die in an epic battle while trying to save Tokyo from Mothra.
#35
Posted 13 April 2010 - 11:05 PM
pretty sure you trip and fall face first into a cow pat. thus suffocating in the moist warmth that is the cow pat.
#36
Posted 14 April 2010 - 12:14 PM
QUOTE (Rboy93 @ Apr 10 2010, 09:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You will go to the doctor with a slight cold and be miss-diagnosed with terminal canceritis, a new and deadlier form of cancer. The radiation therapy is so much more intense that it gives you super powers! You then use your super powers for good but die in an epic battle while trying to save Tokyo from Mothra.
i wouldnt mind dying that way haha ^^
but you will die from "jenifers body"
wtf is a signature? do people see this? i hope not... i hope its like a diary... well dear diary... today i found out im gay... 
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
www.youtube.com/user/threeasiankids
QUOTE (ya_ba @ May 7 2010, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like you 
QUOTE (sG Core asheS @ Jun 2 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
unrelated, but clockwork's sig made me literally lol
*clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap*
#37
Posted 14 April 2010 - 12:28 PM
#38
Posted 15 April 2010 - 04:39 AM
You will die when a homicidle warlock decides he wants to use your head for a puppet in his next show.
#39
Posted 16 May 2010 - 02:49 AM
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