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The Who Can Bust A Nut More Contest

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Started by حشّاشين Ghost , Feb 25 2010 04:42 PM

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#1041
حشّاشين Ghost
Posted 11 April 2010 - 11:57 AM

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Took me like half an hour to write that, and I am a lazy fuck I would never put this much effort into a lie. I will find the paper from yesterday and take pic with my phone, I dont have a scanner at home.





















also I don't fight, I am a 107 pound Mexican.

Edited by حشّاشين Ghost, 11 April 2010 - 12:11 PM.

#1042
Joby
Posted 11 April 2010 - 12:26 PM

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I think I might have a story to post up soon..

about her sister. banana.gif

If I worked my cards right I'll be seeing her again next weekend.
QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Oct 30 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
brb not picking up any woman

A completely unbiased review...

#1043
Giluc
Posted 11 April 2010 - 12:43 PM

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Holy fuck Ghost, that is the most awesome and weirdest story in this whole thread.

Dude, you rock.


I LIKE
CHOCOLATE MILK

#1044
TracyTheFreak
Posted 11 April 2010 - 01:06 PM

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QUOTE (حشّا @ Apr 11 2010, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
also I don't fight anyone past highschool, I am a 107 pound Guido.

fixed.

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Edited by TracyTheFreak, 11 April 2010 - 01:08 PM.

#1045
Chewyy
Posted 11 April 2010 - 01:14 PM

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QUOTE (حشّا @ Apr 10 2010, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't know what I was thinking so I just go for a head kick and knock the fucker out.
1laid.


Win. Ghost, I fucking love you.

QUOTE (PwnDaddy123 @ Aug 15 2010, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sometimes I'm really glad that I happen to be more feminine than masculine.

#1046
Jamie
Posted 11 April 2010 - 01:23 PM

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QUOTE (Chewyy @ Apr 11 2010, 02:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Win. Ghost, I fucking love you.


I want to see the head kick tbh.
QUOTE (Tree_ @ May 20 2009, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jamie, just go smoke some crack; you'll feel better.

#1047
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 01:49 PM

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"my friend and I started to play UFC undisputed"

Highlight of Ghost's story

#1048
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 01:56 PM

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QUOTE (TracyTheFreak @ Apr 11 2010, 03:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fixed.

awesome2.png


I lol'd

#1049
حشّاشين Ghost
Posted 11 April 2010 - 02:00 PM

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QUOTE (TracyTheFreak @ Apr 11 2010, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fixed.

awesome2.png

Well what would have you done? Sat in the house screaming?

#1050
Plasmic Fury
Posted 11 April 2010 - 02:02 PM

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QUOTE (حشّا @ Apr 11 2010, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well what would have you done? Sat in the house screaming?



#1051
حشّاشين Ghost
Posted 11 April 2010 - 02:03 PM

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QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Apr 11 2010, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Holy fucking seizure

#1052
Mares
Posted 11 April 2010 - 02:39 PM

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Nice icon_smile.gif

#1053
حشّاشين Ghost
Posted 11 April 2010 - 03:05 PM

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well, they are leaving tomorrow morning and I am going to leave tonight most likely, I liked her.. I really did icon_sad.gif

#1054
It's ME!
Posted 11 April 2010 - 03:07 PM

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QUOTE (حشّا @ Apr 11 2010, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well, they are leaving tomorrow morning and I am going to leave tonight most likely, I liked her.. I really did icon_sad.gif


she'll never forget you.

#1055
Sir Kyle Aziz
Posted 11 April 2010 - 04:43 PM

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QUOTE (It's ME! @ Apr 11 2010, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
she'll never forget you.


Unitl she goes back to england and complains about how small Canadian dicks are. Lol Jk Ghost.

#1056
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 04:44 PM

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So....Whereabouts from England is she from?

#1057
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 04:47 PM

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QUOTE (حشّا @ Apr 11 2010, 04:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well, they are leaving tomorrow morning and I am going to leave tonight most likely, I liked her.. I really did icon_sad.gif

Quick, marry her!
Don't let her slip away, boy!

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#1058
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:21 PM

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Okay been away.

3fap
2laid.


Interesting stories to tell. Can't be bothered to read whole thread.
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#1059
TracyTheFreak
Posted 11 April 2010 - 05:37 PM

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QUOTE (حشّا @ Apr 11 2010, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well what would have you done? Sat in the house screaming?

I would have
a) Called the cops.
B) Not cared and ignored the nonsense outside in the first place seeing as they weren't bothering me.


Why would I be sitting in my house screaming because a bunch of high schoolers are acting like highschoolers in my neighborhood?

#1060
حشّاشين Ghost
Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:07 PM

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QUOTE (TracyTheFreak @ Apr 11 2010, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would have
a) Called the cops.
B) Not cared and ignored the nonsense outside in the first place seeing as they weren't bothering me.


Why would I be sitting in my house screaming because a bunch of high schoolers are acting like highschoolers in my neighborhood?

I guess you never read the story eh? Nice.

QUOTE (Master C @ Apr 11 2010, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So....Whereabouts from England is she from?

London.

Edited by حشّاشين Ghost, 11 April 2010 - 07:11 PM.

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