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My Parents Won't Let Me Get The 'i Pwn N00bs' Shirt


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LeetJohn

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They say it's because it looks like i pwn b00bs and that it is a sexual reference. Any way I can convince them to let me get it?
Ok liek even the biggest n00b can tell RL from a video game, these are liek dx 5000 graphics.
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err.. tell em to loosen the fuck up.



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QUOTE (LeetJohn @ Jan 18 2010, 06:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They say it's because it looks like i pwn b00bs and that it is a sexual reference. Any way I can convince them to let me get it?

Say "Well if you aren't a retarded person you can tell the difference between a 'b' and an 'n'."

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QUOTE (LeetJohn @ Jan 18 2010, 08:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They say it's because it looks like i pwn b00bs and that it is a sexual reference. Any way I can convince them to let me get it?

LOL




























seriously I can't think of anything else other than LOL.

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I actually got that a lot. I guess people aren't used to seeing "n00bs". Maybe you can get it whe you're older. icon_wink.gif

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Maybe just pick out a different shirt? There's plenty of other cool ones IMO. Though, yeah, the "I pwn noobs" is the trademark of the show.

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Bl.

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Tell them you're gonna spend the money on drugs instead
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Lol, just, LOL icon_razz.gif

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Show them this:

If you are too stupid to tell the difference between a "B" and an "N" then I don't think I should be your son.

Edited by rooflez, 19 January 2010 - 05:24 PM.


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john you should show your parents the latest webisode, that will convince them.


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QUOTE (Bl!ndf!re @ Jan 20 2010, 08:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
good parents shouldn't let their kids troll


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This is an easy solution. Raise the money for the shirt yourself. Have it shipped to a friends house.

Wear it but don't let your parents catch you. Simple.

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don't sweat it. pick another shirt.



I mean think about what that really says about you.

"i am better than people who really suck at video games"

it's just that Jeremy doesn't get it.

He went from "uber gamer" to "I pwn noobs"... (after owning himself i might add)

lol not exactly a step up is it.



edit: oops didn't notice this was a week old.

Edited by teh_Elderer, 29 January 2010 - 01:58 PM.

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I've got to agree with pretty much everyone's comments here icon_smile.gif

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His parents are pussies, and hes a massive pussy. Its not a flame, its fact.
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I had the same thing except with "pwn" my mom kept pronouncing it porn and so now I can't get it because although she knows what it is she thinks other ppl will think pwn = porn.... pp_smiley9.gif

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QUOTE (SCREAMERHURRRR69 @ Jan 20 2010, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is an easy solution. Raise the money for the shirt yourself. Have it shipped to a friends house.

Wear it but don't let your parents catch you. Simple.


this

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QUOTE (teh_Elderer @ Jan 29 2010, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I mean think about what that really says about you.

"i am better than people who really suck at video games"

it's just that Jeremy doesn't get it.

He went from "uber gamer" to "I pwn noobs"... (after owning himself i might add)

lol not exactly a step up is it.


This is a bump, but..
In Jeremey's frame of reference, everyone is a noob.




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