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My Parents Won't Let Me Get The 'i Pwn N00bs' Shirt


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I remember I really wanted a tshirt back in the day before PP had became so popular.. my parents just didnt want to use their credit card on weird sites. man that pissed me off. But damn your situation makes my parents look good^^

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Just explain to them that:

1. "pwn" means "own" which means "to defeat"

2. "n00b" means "noob" which means "newbie"

Which in the end comes out to me "I defeat newbies"

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QUOTE (tkrow21 @ Mar 6 2010, 11:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just explain to them that:

1. "pwn" means "own" which means "to defeat"

2. "n00b" means "noob" which means "newbie"

Which in the end comes out to me "I defeat newbies"


Yes, yes, they know all of that. My mom even calls people n00bs. But they ended up getting me the Pure Pwnage logo shirt, so it's all cool.
Ok liek even the biggest n00b can tell RL from a video game, these are liek dx 5000 graphics.
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this is a real discushun? it's stupid that's why they don't want you to wear it. You'll look like a damn fool and might get picked on. Maybe they want to save you the embrassment of looking back and saying 'well, i suck in my NOObs shirt. Maybe they don't want to been seen with you in it;)

QUOTE (kellyh @ Mar 7 2010, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is a real discushun? it's stupid that's why they don't want you to wear it. You'll look like a damn fool and might get picked on. Maybe they want to save you the embrassment of looking back and saying 'well, i suck in my NOObs shirt. Maybe they don't want to been seen with you in it;)

But, I don't wear what other people ideas of cool are.
to pay a stupid amount of money for a freggin t-shirt, that will be a dust rag next month!

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k. It's time I write a book on how fucking lame this generation of parents are.

QUOTE (UDP @ Apr 13 2009, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think he just pwned him like when you pwn a pokemon, they never die, they just faint

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Buy a boom headshot t-shirt instead, it's far less sexual icon_smile.gif

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Wow that is really unfortunate you have such total n00b parents icon_razz.gif

Like other members have said though, get another one from the noobstore? There are plenty now icon_biggrin.gif

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what are you like 5 years old...



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QUOTE (LeetJohn @ Jan 18 2010, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They say it's because it looks like i pwn b00bs and that it is a sexual reference. Any way I can convince them to let me get it?

You have the most n00b parents then.

My parents are awesome. My mom used play quake and doom while she was in college. She used to also do magic tournaments, and she plays and is making a Text based RPG.
My mom is the best.

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QUOTE (anthonyoncoffee @ Mar 27 2010, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what are you like 5 years old...

Yes, I am.
Ok liek even the biggest n00b can tell RL from a video game, these are liek dx 5000 graphics.
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lol my friend and I were at a shopping mall in china town and this teenage girl thought my friends shirt said "i bone fobs" ("fob" meaning "Fresh of the boat")

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QUOTE (LeetJohn @ Mar 27 2010, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, I am.

You are? Then you really shouldn't be watching a show that has explicit language and poorly censored scenes of nudity.
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QUOTE (Garamiah @ Jan 18 2010, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tell them you're gonna spend the money on drugs instead


WIN!

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I lol'd foreals at this thread. Fuckin funny.I know I'm late but.. I hope you convinced your parents man.

QUOTE (Rickrolled @ Jan 10 2011, 04:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Love how the resident tough guy is happy to talk trash on an internet forum but back pedals as soon as he is called out. Typical coward. No doubt he'll respond to this with excessive bravado in order to restore his rightful place as a fully fledged internet badass.

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