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Fapping Contest V2.0

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THE FINAL, 2! !
(we few, we happy few...)

1. The Colonel <3's Joby
2. Alexc26

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Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, send in your votes !

We're down to the final 13, which means its time to kick off the first annual Fapping Awards ! This is going to be done in the style of the lame PFFA awards. You guys can nominate people for certain categories, and after a certain date, you guys can start voting.

The categories are open to suggestions, so if you think you have a great idea, post it, and maybe it'll end up here !

The categories thus far are:

Fapping Champion: This person will more than likely prevail over the other competitors.
Biggest Upset: This person was considered a favorite, but ultimately lost the competition.
Obvious Loser: We all knew that this person would be out and stood no chance at winning.
Most Entertaining: This person provided the greatest amount of hilarity, fun, emotion, and drama to the competition !
Least Entertaining: Stein? Ben, Stein.
Biggest idiot: This person gave up sex for the competition. What a fucking moron !


More to come !


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DOWN AND OUT:




1. Tree_ - -6 Hours (Yeah, he lost before the contest even started, not sure how that works..)
2. IrishSpuds - 12 hours
3. Rob - 12 Hours
4. Panic92 - 18 Hours
5. Plasmic Fury - 1 Day
6. Rehd - 1 Day
7. rugmonkey - 1 Day, 6 Hours
8. Death's Embrace - 1 Day, 15 Hours
9. bloodvayne - 1 Day, 15 Hours.
10 Master C - 1 Day, 20 hours
11. Max[Damage] - 1 Day, 22 Hours
12. Velk - 2 Days
13. Bl!ndf!re- 3 Days, 10 hours.
15. PwntToast - 4 Days, 14 Hours
16. Lipid - 5 Days
17. Klighas - 5 Days, 10 Hours
18. Defiled - 5 Days, 18 Hours
19. Protocol - 5 Days, 11 Hours
20. H17M4N - 6 Days, 3 Hours
21. Neojapan - 6 Days, 8 Hours
22. PureRandom - 6 Days, 8 Hours
23. raw_genesis - 6 Days, 11 Hours
24. BattleSoup - 1 Week, 6 Hours
25. teh_real_alcinious - Disqualified !
26. tankabito31337 - 1 Week, 14 Hours
27. P-Man - 1 Week, 17 Hours
28. ŁΰŹĭƒęr - Disqualified !
29. Redgoat - 1 Week, 1 Day, 8 Hours
30. Slinky - 1 Week, 2 Days, 3 Hours
31. A_Mop - 1 Week, 2 Days, 6 Hours
32. Acoly - 1 Week, 3 Days, 12 Hours
33. TheShadowNinja - 1 Week, 4 Days, 18 Hours
34. Nigy - 1 Week, 5 Days, 16 Hours
35. Jengerer - 1 Week, 5 Days, 21 Hours
36. حشّاشين Ghost - 1 Week, 6 Days, 13 Hours
37. Spowis - 1 Week, 15 Hours
38. Sir Kyle Aziz - 2 Weeks, 12 Hours
39.Fenyx - Disqualified !
40. p00nc00s - Disqualified !
41. a1its - Probably fapped and spontaneously combusted, lack of updates, presumed dead.
42. DethFanatic - Disqualified !
43. Jaziek - 2 Weeks, 3 Days, 14 Hours
44. Ganonheart - 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 1 Hour
45. Beefcake - 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 12 Hours
46. UDP - 2 Weeks, 6 Days, 2 Hours
47. fhouse - 2 Weeks, 6 Days, 10 Hours
48. Rob'
49. Dirge
50.ArKonIte
51. Dohregard
52. Haxx
53. Joby <3's The Colonel
54. Personal

QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Oct 30 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
brb not picking up any woman

A completely unbiased review...

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GOD DAMN IT I'M IN.
(RIP Troy "T-Bag" Dixon)
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Start it January 9 or later, I'll break records.
And like that, he was gone.

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Oh thank god, a start date. Count me in.


Time to get my fucking on from now until Jan 3. 11:59:59 PM.

See you all at Jan 4. 12:02AM exactly with my Kramer.gif

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I've got this shit.

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Well, I am pretty sure that we can get quite a few out with pictures of Asian girls almost nude or giving head to a banana...

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QUOTE (Sir Kyle Aziz @ Dec 12 2009, 05:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
giving head to a banana...

That video made me lose my patience.
I was yelling at my monitor, hoping she'd finally take a fucking bite of the banana.

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UPDATE:

The start date has been moved up to the 11th. This can give you time to kiss your wives/family/girlfriends good bye.
QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Oct 30 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
brb not picking up any woman

A completely unbiased review...

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sign me up for this shit

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QUOTE (Joby @ Dec 12 2009, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
UPDATE:

The start date has been moved up to the 11th. This can give you time to kiss your wives/family/girlfriends good bye.


And like that, he was gone.

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What's on the 11th?

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QUOTE (Sir Kyle Aziz @ Dec 12 2009, 07:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's on the 11th?


(RIP Troy "T-Bag" Dixon)
Kazzerax: if she has a boyfriend, that's you being a fucking terrible person and i hope he knocks your ass out in a stream while you're wearing jeans

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I'm in this time!

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Pretty hot under these lights, eh boys?
And like that, he was gone.

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I'll give it another go. icon_lol.gif
Clevel girl...

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I will have a go at it since I dont have a girlfriend and my roommate never fucking leaves our room I think I have good shot at this.

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QUOTE (Joby @ Dec 12 2009, 05:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
About a year ago, 50+ brave men and some questionable women underwent underwent a trial that left many begging for mercy. In celebration of this joyous occasion, I've decided to start up the 2010 Fapping Contest.

Taken from the last competition:



If that big block of text intimidated you, here's the rules:

1. You do not talk about the Fapping contest.

2. Physical release from sex, masturbation, whatever gets you disqualified. Randomly jizzing in your pants after eating a grape/letting a breeze flow in also counts as out. Wet dreams also make you lose.

3. Contestants must check in every 3-4 days. On the 5th day, You will be sent a PM asking you to update. If you do not update, you will be disqualified.


4. There are no rules.

5. As posted above, please do not quote images. Images trying to sabotage others are allowed, but please don't quote them.

If/when you report that you have lost, you must post the Kramer.gif



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The contest will officially start January 11th, 2010.

The deadline for registering is December 30th, 2009.

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Jaziek, the winner last time, gets an honorable mention for withstanding a whopping 53 days without fapping.

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If you're interested in signing up, post here and I will add you to the list of competitors.

Good luck !

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THE COMPETITORS:
(we few, we happy few..)


1. PwntToast
2. The Colonel
3. Sir Kyle Aziz
4. TheShadowNinja
5. Joby
6. DethFanatic
7. Dohregard


count me in.


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I don't remember how long I lasted last time, a few weeks or so, maybe I'll try again. I don't even want to think about it right now though since I've got finals. Sign me up anyways, if you could send me a PM when we start that would be nice because I might forget.

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I'm in. I can last two whole months without masturbating. I know I can.

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