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[7h3 n00b m4573r]

Shot of Jager + Can of red bull = good

Ohhhhh, that's how it's done
I thought it was a shot of redbull in a glass of jagermeister

[Garamiah]

Ohhhhh, that's how it's done
I thought it was a shot of redbull in a glass of jagermeister

O SHI-

[richmeister]

HEY GUIZE LOOK ITS SETH

had some jager last night. Was a good night, only got a couple of hours sleep and now ive just finished a 7 hour shift at work. Gonna take a nap til dinner and then i'll be out on the town again

[cadetduke]

a bartender told me jager actually has deer blood in it.

i believe it until proven otherwise, but it is still one of my favorite drinks.

The bartender is a dumbass.

I only drink jager at bars when other people are drinking it, like last night.

[Kipzz]

I find it strange that the youth of today base their lives around the consumption of poison*, think that it is okay to consume poison* illegally (underage), are always after new and more effective ways to consume said poison*, actually consider it an achievement to consume more poison* than their peers, and consider themselves cool because they poison** themselves repeatedly. Said poison* affects orientation, judgement, common sense, thought itself, balance, organ stability and likelihood to continue to poison** themselves, and has no positive effects other than making it easier to die, have unprotected unwarranted sex, throw up, and generally have a shit-ass time.

I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement

* = alcohol
** = drink poison*

[Kazzerax]

http://www.keepthedo...a... of alcohol
cya around

[Emotive]

I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement

a self-righteous tool who looks down on other tools is still a tool.

i'm calling you a tool in case you didn't catch it.

Jager is great, i love it. most people hate the taste of it but i love it. jagerbombs taste like floride to me.

[7h3 n00b m4573r]

People hate jagermeister?
But it tastes so awesome.

[Walternat0r]

Jagerbombs are hella fun, though I can't stand Jager straight, blergh.

Now if you want a real nice drink, get yourself a double Southern Comfort, and add a orange n passionfruit j2o. It'll be gone in about 5 minutes, then you buy another. And another. And another, etc.

[j-tak]

I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement

err.. ok whatever but since when were any of us on here asking for pity or mercy..

[Dylantendo]

I find Jager one of the easiest hard liquors to drink by itself. I can take shot's of jager like nothing. It's good stuff, but I only really have it in jagerbombs.

Said poison* affects orientation, judgement, common sense, thought itself, balance, organ stability and likelihood to continue to poison** themselves, and has no positive effects other than making it easier to die, have unprotected unwarranted sex, throw up, and generally have a shit-ass time.

I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement

* = alcohol
** = drink poison*

1) You sir, have clearly never drank a drop of alcohol in your life. There for all I have to say is: don't knock it until you try it.
2) The list of "negative effects" of alcohol are mostly reasons why I drink. You drink to have a good time, it makes you more easy going, and makes everything seem more fun.
3) No one wants your pity or mercy. If anything, I pity you for missing out on the fun that is drinking.

[anatomy187]

blah blah

lol lrn 2 drnk

[ChaosJester]

Jager is one of the worst things I have ever tasted. I have to be pretty drunk already to consider drinking it.

[way2lazy2care]

a bartender told me jager actually has deer blood in it.

i believe it until proven otherwise, but it is still one of my favorite drinks.

http://www.snopes.co...agermeister.asp

jager bombs < sake bombs < irish car bombs >all

[shunted]

aww darkmatter i was gonna post that video

[Sir Kyle Aziz]

I always thought for a real Jager bomb you had to drop a shot of jager in a glass of beer.

Maybe I been doing it wrong?

[way2lazy2care]

I always thought for a real Jager bomb you had to drop a shot of jager in a glass of beer.

Maybe I been doing it wrong?

that is horrible.

It is and always has been into a glass of energy drink/soda.

[Kilghas]

that is horrible.

It is and always has been into a glass of energy drink/soda.

I first knew it as into beer.

[way2lazy2care]

I first knew it as into beer.

If I first knew 2+2=3 that doesn't make it right.

[Kipzz]

If I first knew 2+2=3 that doesn't make it right.

It is right for extremely small values of 2.

I have gotten drunk and its the worst experience I've ever had. I can't stand not being in control of myself. Also even smelling it makes me wanna puke. Sickening shit.