I find Jager one of the easiest hard liquors to drink by itself. I can take shot's of jager like nothing. It's good stuff, but I only really have it in jagerbombs.
Said poison* affects orientation, judgement, common sense, thought itself, balance, organ stability and likelihood to continue to poison** themselves, and has no positive effects other than making it easier to die, have unprotected unwarranted sex, throw up, and generally have a shit-ass time.
I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement
* = alcohol
** = drink poison*
1) You sir, have clearly never drank a drop of alcohol in your life. There for all I have to say is: don't knock it until you try it.
2) The list of "negative effects" of alcohol are mostly reasons why I drink. You drink to have a good time, it makes you more easy going, and makes everything seem more fun.
3) No one wants your pity or mercy. If anything, I pity you for missing out on the fun that is drinking.