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QUOTE (Garamiah @ Nov 6 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shot of Jager + Can of red bull = good


Ohhhhh, that's how it's done
I thought it was a shot of redbull in a glass of jagermeister icon_razz.gif

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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QUOTE (7h3 n00b m4573r @ Nov 7 2009, 03:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ohhhhh, that's how it's done
I thought it was a shot of redbull in a glass of jagermeister icon_razz.gif

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QUOTE (Dark.Matter @ Nov 7 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

HEY GUIZE LOOK ITS SETH

had some jager last night. Was a good night, only got a couple of hours sleep and now ive just finished a 7 hour shift at work. Gonna take a nap til dinner and then i'll be out on the town again

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QUOTE (IrishSpuds @ Nov 6 2009, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a bartender told me jager actually has deer blood in it.

i believe it until proven otherwise, but it is still one of my favorite drinks.

The bartender is a dumbass.

I only drink jager at bars when other people are drinking it, like last night.
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I find it strange that the youth of today base their lives around the consumption of poison*, think that it is okay to consume poison* illegally (underage), are always after new and more effective ways to consume said poison*, actually consider it an achievement to consume more poison* than their peers, and consider themselves cool because they poison** themselves repeatedly. Said poison* affects orientation, judgement, common sense, thought itself, balance, organ stability and likelihood to continue to poison** themselves, and has no positive effects other than making it easier to die, have unprotected unwarranted sex, throw up, and generally have a shit-ass time.

I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement

* = alcohol
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QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭęr @ Nov 7 2009, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement


a self-righteous tool who looks down on other tools is still a tool.

i'm calling you a tool in case you didn't catch it.

Jager is great, i love it. most people hate the taste of it but i love it. jagerbombs taste like floride to me.

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People hate jagermeister?
But it tastes so awesome.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Jagerbombs are hella fun, though I can't stand Jager straight, blergh.

Now if you want a real nice drink, get yourself a double Southern Comfort, and add a orange n passionfruit j2o. It'll be gone in about 5 minutes, then you buy another. And another. And another, etc.
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QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭęr @ Nov 8 2009, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement


err.. ok whatever but since when were any of us on here asking for pity or mercy..

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I find Jager one of the easiest hard liquors to drink by itself. I can take shot's of jager like nothing. It's good stuff, but I only really have it in jagerbombs.

QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭęr @ Nov 7 2009, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Said poison* affects orientation, judgement, common sense, thought itself, balance, organ stability and likelihood to continue to poison** themselves, and has no positive effects other than making it easier to die, have unprotected unwarranted sex, throw up, and generally have a shit-ass time.

I am far and above a much better person than all of you and show neither pity nor mercy towards any of you. /judgement

* = alcohol
** = drink poison*


1) You sir, have clearly never drank a drop of alcohol in your life. There for all I have to say is: don't knock it until you try it.
2) The list of "negative effects" of alcohol are mostly reasons why I drink. You drink to have a good time, it makes you more easy going, and makes everything seem more fun.
3) No one wants your pity or mercy. If anything, I pity you for missing out on the fun that is drinking.

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QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭęr @ Nov 7 2009, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Jager is one of the worst things I have ever tasted. I have to be pretty drunk already to consider drinking it.

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QUOTE (IrishSpuds @ Nov 7 2009, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a bartender told me jager actually has deer blood in it.

i believe it until proven otherwise, but it is still one of my favorite drinks.

http://www.snopes.co...agermeister.asp

jager bombs < sake bombs < irish car bombs >all
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I always thought for a real Jager bomb you had to drop a shot of jager in a glass of beer.

Maybe I been doing it wrong?

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QUOTE (Sir Kyle Aziz @ Nov 8 2009, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always thought for a real Jager bomb you had to drop a shot of jager in a glass of beer.

Maybe I been doing it wrong?

that is horrible.

It is and always has been into a glass of energy drink/soda.

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QUOTE (way2lazy2care @ Nov 8 2009, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that is horrible.

It is and always has been into a glass of energy drink/soda.

I first knew it as into beer.
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QUOTE (Kilghas @ Nov 8 2009, 06:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I first knew it as into beer.

If I first knew 2+2=3 that doesn't make it right.
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QUOTE (way2lazy2care @ Nov 9 2009, 10:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I first knew 2+2=3 that doesn't make it right.


It is right for extremely small values of 2. icon_biggrin.gif

I have gotten drunk and its the worst experience I've ever had. I can't stand not being in control of myself. Also even smelling it makes me wanna puke. Sickening shit.
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