they cause more accidents than they're involved in
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Woman Glues Dick To Mans Stomach
Posted 05 August 2009 - 02:17 PM
But this is no where near as bad as like 4-5 years ago about 30 minutes from where i live a guy's girlfriend caught him cheating on her. cut his dick off and threw it out of the window of her car when she drove away....
Terrible things always seems to happen to a guys dick when he cheats.
Someone watched Fight Club
MOTHERFUCKING ENTITY OF THE WORLD
A PORTION OF GLORIOUS THOUGHT
ELECTRICITY SHAPED TO REASON
FORGED THROUGH THE FIRES OF LIFE
BROUGHT TO BEAR ON CHAOS TO IMPOSE WILL UPON AN UNCARING AND INDIFFERENT UNIVERSE
TO FORGE FROM NOTHING, SOMETHING
Posted 05 August 2009 - 02:40 PM
That's what I thought but I'm pretty sure it's a genuine story. Although, I call bullshit on his bit.
Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:43 PM
john and lorena bobbit(I think that's how their names are spelled)
They rewrote the lion sleeps tonight to a catchy toon about him getting his dick cut off.
this is a shorter version of the one I heard
Give me LoL Referals.
Posted 06 August 2009 - 04:37 AM
Also, John starred in a porn after they sewed it back on.
Posted 06 August 2009 - 05:09 AM
Posted 06 August 2009 - 06:56 AM
Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:25 PM
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