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Woman Glues Dick To Mans Stomach

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Started by long_cat♥ , Aug 04 2009 10:10 AM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:27 PM

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QUOTE (The B.I.V. @ Aug 4 2009, 01:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uummm...they are, tough-guy.

Really?

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:29 PM

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People are like grapes. If you find a bad grape, you through it away. There are plenty more grapes in the world that hopefully won't be ugly, cheat, and glue your penis to your stomach.


I just thought, what if his penis was erect when they glued it, what happens when it shrivels back up?

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Edited by Thug Aim, 04 August 2009 - 01:29 PM.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:29 PM

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You can tell they are american.

there ugly.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:35 PM

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QUOTE (Thug Aim @ Aug 4 2009, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just thought, what if his penis was erect when they glued it, what happens when it shrivels back up?

Probably a good way to "naturally" increase its size.

QUOTE (long_cat♥ @ Aug 4 2009, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
there ugly.

Stop butchering your language.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:37 PM

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QUOTE (Karko @ Aug 4 2009, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sticky situation?


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:37 PM

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QUOTE (cadetduke @ Aug 4 2009, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Probably a good way to "naturally" increase its size.

brb testing




OH GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD

Edited by Majiffy The Magic Admin, 04 August 2009 - 01:38 PM.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:44 PM

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oh no, this is worse than the time i suctioned it with the vacuum cleaner hose!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:35 PM

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£125 bail? Are you fucking serious?

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:11 PM

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QUOTE (Shaun. @ Aug 4 2009, 04:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
£125 bail? Are you fucking serious?

Just be glad. If they get out on the streets it might be your penis next!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:13 PM

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QUOTE (PwntToast @ Aug 4 2009, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow...Why would he cheat with those women? They're gross, lol. Definetly not worth getting my dick super glued over.


Lol that's what I'm saying. Not one of those women are worth having sex with, nvm all of them!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 05:00 PM

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you could easily remove super glue using household products. there's no way to remove ugly.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 05:26 PM

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QUOTE (confrico @ Aug 4 2009, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you could easily remove super glue using household products. there's no way to remove ugly.

A sharp, but rusty, knife??
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QUOTE (Defiled @ Dec 8 2009, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As cool as this would be, It's not going to happen. If it does, I'll post nudes.

QUOTE (Defiled @ Dec 15 2009, 08:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yeah and about those nudes I promised...

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LOOK, when i joined the damn FB group it had like 30k members.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:05 PM

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QUOTE (The B.I.V. @ Aug 5 2009, 07:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just be glad. If they get out on the streets it might be your penis next!

Brandon

But that's the thing... these fucking psychos got nothing more than a slap on the wrist and are out and about. What message does this send to angry, man-hating women? That it's okay to assault men because you won't get punished for it.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:29 PM

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that was a... dick... move

hurrrrrrrrr


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ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHTY MOTH!

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No sensuality; this is all for fitness.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:40 PM

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At first glance, I read it as "Weiman glued his dick to his stomach."

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 06:58 PM

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QUOTE (PlasmaNuke @ Aug 4 2009, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At first glance, I read it as "Weiman glued his dick to his stomach."

what weiman does in his own time is his own business.
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QUOTE (Virus52 @ Mar 3 2008, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHTY MOTH!

QUOTE (SN3S @ May 6 2008, 08:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No sensuality; this is all for fitness.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:27 PM

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QUOTE (Shaun. @ Aug 4 2009, 06:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But that's the thing... these fucking psychos got nothing more than a slap on the wrist and are out and about. What message does this send to angry, man-hating women? That it's okay to assault men because you won't get punished for it.

This is how it always has been.
QUOTE (Dark.Matter @ Apr 23 2009, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This thread delivers.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:37 PM

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QUOTE (Shaun. @ Aug 4 2009, 06:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But that's the thing... these fucking psychos got nothing more than a slap on the wrist and are out and about. What message does this send to angry, man-hating women? That it's okay to assault men because you won't get punished for it.

idk... what message does it send to asshole marriage/family ruining husbands?
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ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHTY MOTH!

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No sensuality; this is all for fitness.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:43 PM

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QUOTE (techno-ninja @ Aug 4 2009, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lesson learned tbh

If you're gonna fuck around, be prepared for them to fuck with you

So you'd be cool with guys super-glueing every cheating girls vagina shut?

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

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QUOTE (Dark.Matter @ Aug 5 2009, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is how it always has been.

And personally (read: IMO), I don't think it should be.
QUOTE (way2lazy2care @ Aug 5 2009, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
idk... what message does it send to asshole marriage/family ruining husbands?

Don't get married? Bring back punishments for adultery? Really though, if it had been a group of men assaulting a woman, they would not have gotten off so easily.
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