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Started by long_cat♥ , Aug 04 2009 10:10 AM

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:10 AM

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http://www.dailymail...eating-man.html

oh my

Edited by long_cat♥, 04 August 2009 - 10:23 AM.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:14 AM

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They're hot.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:17 AM

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Wow...Why would he cheat with those women? They're gross, lol. Definetly not worth getting my dick super glued over.

Also, I suggest you change the title of this thread.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:19 AM

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Sticky situation?

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:34 AM

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QUOTE (PwntToast @ Aug 4 2009, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow...Why would he cheat with those women? They're gross, lol. Definetly not worth getting my dick super glued over.

Yeah, but look at his wife!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:34 AM

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QUOTE (PwntToast @ Aug 4 2009, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow...Why would he cheat with those women? They're gross, lol. Definetly not worth getting my dick super glued over.

Also, I suggest you change the title of this thread.


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QUOTE (StrykerGamer @ Aug 3 2009, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's rather simple. K0RRUPTED is the smartest 15-year-old in existence and is fucking with all of us.
Or he's Gillz's younger brother.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:46 AM

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QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
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Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:54 AM

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Musta gotten the idea from Reservoir Dogs.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

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^Nah, then they would have cut his ear off or burned him alive or something...

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:06 AM

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The title made me think that a transvestite glued her penis to a man's stomach. This is a little bit better....

and alot les sexy.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:12 AM

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QUOTE (The B.I.V. @ Aug 4 2009, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
^Nah, then they would have cut his ear off or burned him alive or something...

/facepalm

QUOTE (Thug Aim @ Aug 4 2009, 12:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and alot les sexy.

This.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:25 AM

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These types of threads never fail to amuse me!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:33 AM

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lesson learned tbh

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:47 AM

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OHSHI FASC WATCH OUT

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:55 AM

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QUOTE (shunted @ Aug 4 2009, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OHSHI FASC WATCH OUT


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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:58 AM

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That's hawt.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 12:56 PM

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They look like British..

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:08 PM

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Uummm...they are, tough-guy. Love the avvy, BTW!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:21 PM

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I looked at the pictures of the girls and just Lol'd.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:27 PM

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QUOTE (Jamie @ Aug 4 2009, 01:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I looked at the pictures of the girls and just Lol'd.


You were able to laugh at those things??!?!

Scary stuff.
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