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I'm looking for help from someone who knows anything about dogs. I have a 3 year old dog and he's basically scared of everything. He barks everytime he sees his shadow, and when people come over he wants to rip their heads off. Luckily he's a pretty small dog.

I would definately get rid of him, but my moron of a sister wanted a dog but still hasn't taken any responsibility. My parents would never get rid of him cause they feel my sister would be emotionally unstable after this. She's just fucking spoiled and gets bored of shit after 5 seconds.

The only good thing we ever taught this dog was to piss outside instead of inside. Which is the dumbest fucking thing we ever showed him since no one ever brings him outside so he wakes me up at 2AM to open the door for him.

I need ways to train this stupid dog since no one even cares what he does. Getting rid of him is not an option in my house. So for dog-owners here. What did you guys do to discipline your dog? And is it too late to train mine?

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Doggy Heaven.

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QUOTE (PwnDaddy123 @ May 12 2009, 11:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
he's basically scared of everything. He barks everytime he sees his shadow, and when people come over he wants to rip their heads off. Luckily he's a pretty small dog.


Your dog was raped by a much larger dog at some point in his life, and for this i'm sorry. But the only cure for him is to bait him over with kindness and/or a treat and then within the second he trusts you, beat him relentlessly, go shithouse on him.

I would know, trust me, i fed my room mate's dog once.

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QUOTE (Christron @ May 12 2009, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your dog was raped by a much larger dog at some point in his life, and for this i'm sorry. But the only cure for him is to bait him over with kindness and/or a treat and then within the second he trusts you, beat him relentlessly, go shithouse on him.

I would know, trust me, i fed my room mate's dog once.


firstly, LMAO XD -rolls on floor laughing-

As for a solution, if it causes that much problems, i'd say maybe you need to give your parents a wakeup call, and maybe your sister too.

Tell her if she don't take repsonsibility for it, it's going.

Either that or see a really good trainer ^_^

Edited by Lithilea, 12 May 2009 - 12:58 PM.


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Dude, fuck your parents and your sister.

Throw a fucking shitstorm at them, that the dog has to go because you're sick and fucking tired of looking after it, and no one else wants anything to do with the dog. So they either better show up and take responsibility, or the dog just wont be there one day. Their choice.

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He obviously doesn't trust anyone because no one in your house actually does the things a dog needs. Give it to people that aren't assholes that get a pet with no intention of caring for it.

You want the dog to stop trying to rip people's head off? Start taking it on walks every day.
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QUOTE (Sir_Slik @ May 12 2009, 02:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You want the dog to stop trying to rip people's head off? Start taking it on walks every day.

The fact is that I don't want this dog, and I don't want to walk him. But soon enough I'll be the one walking him and I'll have complete responsibility over him. My parents won't care about giving him away anymore. And I'll be stuck taking care of a dog I don't even care about.

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QUOTE (PwnDaddy123 @ May 12 2009, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The fact is that I don't want this dog, and I don't want to walk him. But soon enough I'll be the one walking him and I'll have complete responsibility over him. My parents won't care about giving him away anymore. And I'll be stuck taking care of a dog I don't even care about.


QUOTE (PwnDaddy123 @ May 12 2009, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My parents won't care about giving him away anymore. And I'll be stuck taking care of a dog I don't even care about.


THEN give it away?

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let it do what it wants and if no one notices then you might want to give them a few slaps to wake em up, or if they notice and start asking you to do it just say it's your sisters dog and you don't even like it then walk out of the house and head to a buddies so your rents have to deal with it.

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QUOTE (Pwnage101 @ May 12 2009, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
let it do what it wants and if no one notices then you might want to give them a few slaps to wake em up, or if they notice and start asking you to do it just say it's your sisters dog and you don't even like it then walk out of the house and head to a buddies so your rents have to deal with it.

The dog usually wakes me up at 2AM. I am in no mood to avoid him, I have school and need to sleep.

QUOTE (Yozki @ May 12 2009, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
THEN give it away?

My family would hate me for that.

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QUOTE (PwnDaddy123 @ May 12 2009, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My family would hate me for that.


But... you said they wouldn't care anymore. icon_smile.gif

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Then give it away, your rents are dicks for getting the dog as a "toy" its a living thing that has needs just like any other living thing. If she wants a fucking dog get her a giant stuffed animal and tell her to shut the fuck up about pets.

In fact the more I think about any parent that listens to a little kid that says "I want [insert pet type]" is an idiot and a jerk unless they actually plan to care for it, because a little kid sure as hell isn't going to, which this clearly ain't the case.
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Serious advice, I'm a proffesional:


Hit the dog whenever he does something wrong, if he acts tough, hit him more.



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if the animal can be drop kicked over a fence, then it's not a dog. it's just a noiseball with 2 eyes and 4 legs. i suggest you test this out. then we will proceed from there once you report back.

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QUOTE (Captain Morgan @ May 12 2009, 03:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LOL

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that 12 year old canadian kid who used to play BF2 before going to WoW and becoming addicted

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Teach it to shit in your sisters room. Shečll be responsible to clean it up. 2 birds, one stone.


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QUOTE (Yozki @ May 12 2009, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But... you said they wouldn't care anymore. icon_smile.gif

If I would take care of it, they wouldn't even bother thinking of sending him away anymore.

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Take it to the pound and say it ran away at 2am when you let it out for a piss.

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I think the answer is obvious. Run over the little shit with a lawnmower.




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