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Let's Have A Dad-off
Started by
Sisyphus `
, May 04 2009 10:16 PM
#21
Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:09 PM
The Colonel
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The Ghost of Christmas Past
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And like that, he was gone.
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#22
Posted 14 May 2009 - 07:09 PM
Zanzibar
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Also, banned. | Best Ice Cream my pants Shacker 08 & 09
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QUOTE (raw_genesis @ May 15 2009, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad touched MC Hammer.
Surely you jest!
#23
Posted 14 May 2009 - 10:33 PM
raw_genesis
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QUOTE (The Colonel @ May 15 2009, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad worked for LucasArts and currently works for Take-Two.
My dad is not a giant nerd...
lolololollolololololol
QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN
#24
Posted 14 May 2009 - 10:47 PM
Ack Attack
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My dad set a record in a sailing race called the Brisbane to Gladstone twenty years ago.
It still hasn't been beaten.
It still hasn't been beaten.
#25
Posted 17 May 2009 - 11:44 AM
ya_ba
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QUOTE (BattleSoup @ May 6 2009, 04:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad.
Fuck off, I win.
H.A.W.T
(Great picture of him too
)QUOTE (BattleSoup @ May 14 2009, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad has a vagina
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W... WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude.
#26
Posted 17 May 2009 - 11:54 AM
techno-ninja
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well my dad could so beat up your dad
except lord panzerfausts's dad, he is just fucking hardcore
except lord panzerfausts's dad, he is just fucking hardcore
#27
Posted 18 May 2009 - 06:09 AM
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#28
Posted 18 May 2009 - 06:21 AM
TuRtLeMaN
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Your father smokes hashish.... i mean my father http://www.youtube.c...re=channel_page it says so in that link
#29
Posted 18 May 2009 - 06:44 AM
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My dad has every acdc album on vinyl!
Edited by moep0r, 18 May 2009 - 06:44 AM.
#30
Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:08 AM
P-Man
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My dad has been married to my mum for over 30 years, he has never cheated on her (nor has she cheated on him) and has helped raise a stable well adjusted family. The whole time he worked hard all his life to put food on the table and cloths on our backs. Which when said family is 7 strong is no easy task.
He is ridiculously strong from hauling around heavy DJ gear and dead animals although he doesn't look it which always surprises people (but that runs in the family and I was fortunate enough to pick up the gene). Plus when my brother died he held it together to pick up the pieces from everyone else falling apart.
Clearly my dad wins this game.
He is ridiculously strong from hauling around heavy DJ gear and dead animals although he doesn't look it which always surprises people (but that runs in the family and I was fortunate enough to pick up the gene). Plus when my brother died he held it together to pick up the pieces from everyone else falling apart.
Clearly my dad wins this game.
#31
Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:05 PM
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QUOTE (P-Man @ May 18 2009, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad has been married to my mum for over 30 years, he has never cheated on her (nor has she cheated on him) and has helped raise a stable well adjusted family. The whole time he worked hard all his life to put food on the table and cloths on our backs. Which when said family is 7 strong is no easy task.
He is ridiculously strong from hauling around heavy DJ gear and dead animals although he doesn't look it which always surprises people (but that runs in the family and I was fortunate enough to pick up the gene). Plus when my brother died he held it together to pick up the pieces from everyone else falling apart.
Clearly my dad wins this game.
He is ridiculously strong from hauling around heavy DJ gear and dead animals although he doesn't look it which always surprises people (but that runs in the family and I was fortunate enough to pick up the gene). Plus when my brother died he held it together to pick up the pieces from everyone else falling apart.
Clearly my dad wins this game.
well ..... well my dad.... my dad... he ....
... fuck
QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN
#32
Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:55 PM
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My dad just randomnly came into my room and started punching me?
He's way retarded, tbh.
He's way retarded, tbh.
#33
Posted 20 May 2009 - 07:50 PM
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My dad just randomnly came into Lisa!'s room and started punching her?
He's way retarded, tbh.
He's way retarded, tbh.
QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN
#34
Posted 20 May 2009 - 10:47 PM
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My dad woke up went over to a retarded dude and hit him with a cordless house phone on the head which K.O. the dude. and then went back to sleep.
#35
Posted 21 May 2009 - 06:59 PM
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#36
Posted 21 May 2009 - 07:01 PM
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My dad took me to the Episode 14 Premiere in Toronto.
FUCK YEAH, bitches.
FUCK YEAH, bitches.
QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.
#37
Posted 21 May 2009 - 09:54 PM
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My dad designs and constructs elevator and escalator parts. FUCK YEAH.
QUOTE (Dylantendo @ Feb 25 2010, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What?! An unrealistic video game?? That's absurd!
#38
Posted 22 May 2009 - 04:25 AM
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#39
Posted 22 May 2009 - 05:17 AM
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-Fuck that's a hard one-
My dad drives around Ottawa and gets angry at people for a living, then comes home to drink his face off.
EDIT: Oh, he also made this.
My dad drives around Ottawa and gets angry at people for a living, then comes home to drink his face off.
EDIT: Oh, he also made this.
#40
Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:00 PM
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My dad is shorter than I am, and is about as useful in a 'dad fight' as a condom machine in the Vatican.
"Here at the Daily Mail, we're racist in public every day, so you don't have to be" - Russell Howard
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