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Let's Have A Dad-off


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Brag about your dad, last person to post wins, try and one-up the person before you.

I blaze around my dad and he's okay with it.

Go

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My dad once told me that he fucked my mom. I was hurt and tried to deny it, but on the inside...

...I knew.
QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Oct 30 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
brb not picking up any woman

A completely unbiased review...

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By dad shows me how big and strong he is my beating my mother until she can't walk.

QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN

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I make more money than my dad ever did.

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My dad is dead.
I have a zombie dad. I win.

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QUOTE (We3Tard @ May 5 2009, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My dad is dead.
I have a zombie dad. I win.


My dad kills zombies for a living.
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Anyway to delete this account? I wont be back so let Cm die please sir. If i come back it will be unknown to you and everyone else.

It would be awesome if you could kill Morgan though.

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My dad is Chuck Norris.

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You know when people make jokes about fucking your mum and stuff... well my dad actualy DID IT! He's fucking hard core!

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My dad.

Fuck off, I win.

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my dad delivers babies; he's touched more vaginas than your dads ever did/will

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My dad has kids he doesn't even know about.

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My dad lives in a shack on the side of a mountain, growing weed and ignoring his dad like responsibilities. He also introduced me to marijuana, magic mushrooms and got me off vodka and onto rum.
Give up all you suckers we the tightest muthafuckas And you never seen us talking shit before now

You peelin' potatoes while we sonic alligators
Makin' records sellin' like we smokin' crack now

'Joe' -'what now'?
'We bad.' -'Bad how'?
'We make a track to shake a cow
and move you like you startin something nasty?

'And then' -What then?
'We do it again, don?t make no money for us to spend
on yachts and boats and planes and drugs and scooters?

- Hot Chip

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QUOTE (Mkoll @ May 9 2009, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
rum


Winnar!

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Anyway to delete this account? I wont be back so let Cm die please sir. If i come back it will be unknown to you and everyone else.

It would be awesome if you could kill Morgan though.

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Lol captain morgan has no dad.

My dad almost got into a fight today.

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My dad bailed on my mom once he found out she was pregnant. I have approx 7 half siblings. 1 of whom recently had her own child and also she smoked during the pregnancy and took coke. My dad is a player basically.
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A PORTION OF GLORIOUS THOUGHT
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FORGED THROUGH THE FIRES OF LIFE
BROUGHT TO BEAR ON CHAOS TO IMPOSE WILL UPON AN UNCARING AND INDIFFERENT UNIVERSE
TO FORGE FROM NOTHING, SOMETHING
Beautiful

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he's awesome but sometimes my powerscouter says that his rage level is over 9000 which can be annoying as hell

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"Vageta, what does the scanner say about raw_genesis' dad's power level?"

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!!"

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My dad has a vagina

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If you strike my dad down, he will become more powerful that you can ever imagine.

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My dad touched MC Hammer.

QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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