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Okay, taken straight from /b/, post 3 items that you would but at Walmart that would make the cashier "wat".
I'll start.

Hannah Montana life size cut out, box cutter, condoms.


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v8, condoms, and a bratz doll.
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Hannah montana DVD, beer , condoms .
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I am guessing 50% or more of these will have condoms, lube, or gummy bears.

Those are my 3.

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Cashier killing kit, a shovel, and condoms.
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a life size jeremy cut out, a life size fps doug cut out, and a life size dave cut out

and a flamethrower

EDIT: Ask em if they have Purepwnage episode 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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doesn't it actualy need to be things that they actualy sell?

a book about convicted rapists (or closest available genre)
Gummy Bears
Lube

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Women's products

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