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Longest Piss You've Taken

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I kid you not, today I swear I was pissing for over 2 minutes.

It was actually quite hilarious as I went to pee it was rushing out like a fucking hose from a fire hydrant, but even more surprising is that after a solid minute I thought it was finally stopping as the pressure was decreasing, but it started right back up again and went for ANOTHER 15 seconds at least.


I'm going to say that was the craziest piss I've ever taken.

What about you guys?

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I chugged 2 litres of water one night. I woke up at 2am and almost pissed the fucking bed. I ran to the bathroom and let'er rip! Luckily, it was a urinal (because I was at a military base). I just banged my head against the wall and slept until it was done. Felt like 3 minutes I kid you not.

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one time i went to pee in a parking lot andd it went like 2 meters i was like "wtf?"


QUOTE (Shaun. @ Mar 22 2009, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love using the Penetrator.


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A minute and 50-ish seconds.

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QUOTE (Karko @ Aug 21 2011, 07:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that 12 year old canadian kid who used to play BF2 before going to WoW and becoming addicted

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It was just like in Austin Powers.

Alternate Punchline: 27 feet
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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i didnt start counting until maybe a year ago but the longest i paid attention to was about 45 seconds

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after my kidney stone...

do some reading on kidney stones guys, it'll give you something to look forward to later in life...

basically this sharp jagged chuck of mineral gets lodged in your pipes and plugs you up. you can't piss. my first reaction (dumb BTW) was to drink lots of water to force myself to piss. obviously this didn't work at all, and in fact it could have caused some serious damage. so i go to the hospital, they give me some great drugs to relax me a bit, i passed out, and when i wake up i pissed for what seemed like an hour.

had to piss into a strainer to catch the stone, then put it into a sample cup and send it in for lab work. good times, good times.

it's the most glorious piss ever, but the pain leading up to it isn't something i'd wish on my worst enemy.

that piss felt so good i almost came.

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QUOTE (ST1DinOH @ Mar 6 2009, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
after my kidney stone...

do some reading on kidney stones guys, it'll give you something to look forward to later in life...

basically this sharp jagged chuck of mineral gets lodged in your pipes and plugs you up. you can't piss. my first reaction (dumb BTW) was to drink lots of water to force myself to piss. obviously this didn't work at all, and in fact it could have caused some serious damage. so i go to the hospital, they give me some great drugs to relax me a bit, i passed out, and when i wake up i pissed for what seemed like an hour.

had to piss into a strainer to catch the stone, then put it into a sample cup and send it in for lab work. good times, good times.

it's the most glorious piss ever, but the pain leading up to it isn't something i'd wish on my worst enemy.

that piss felt so good i almost came.


Oh believe me, I know too much about kidney stones, they are probably my worst fear...

I drink lots of water and cut down on pop to prevent them.

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Additional thoughts: What's the deal with piss shivers?
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Mar 6 2009, 08:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Additional thoughts: What's the deal with piss shivers?


I don't know! I HATE IT. WTF. I hate it so much. >\ I have to clean up my big mess because my body hates me I guess.



My longest pee was about a minute. I was like "Really? come on."

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QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Mar 7 2009, 10:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Additional thoughts: What's the deal with piss shivers?


feels good man



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Woke up at like 4 am last night to go take a huge piss, was out drinking before and drank a shit ton of water before going to bed to stay hydrated, about a minute in i got the piss shivers and urinated all over the damn toilet, went about another 30 seconds after.

No i didn't clean it up either.

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Someone explain what piss shivers are

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http://en.wikipedia....ki/Piss_shivers
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Mar 6 2009, 07:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was just like in Austin Powers.

Alternate Punchline: 27 feet


EVAUATION COM-

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It's funny because I've actually done that before icon_lol.gif

I beat Jarett in Tetris. Once. Then he beat me four times straight. But still, I beat him once!

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QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Mar 6 2009, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I don't think I've ever had that :/

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QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Mar 6 2009, 06:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EDIT: No girls

You're a sexist whore, go die in a fire.

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QUOTE (lisa! @ Mar 6 2009, 09:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're a sexist whore, go die in a fire.

<3


As far as I'm concerned females don't go to the bathroom, all they do is get wet and take in cock as well as do the obvious stuff like cooking/cleaning/etc

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probably the longest piss i have taken was about 5 minutes, i was drinking @ my work's christmas party and on the way home i had to go really bad so i went to a petrol station toilets and took a leak there...damn it felt like ages lol.

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QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Mar 6 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't think I've ever had that :/

really? wow you should go get that checked out by a doctor or something... i get them all the time right before i go to sleep

QUOTE (Shaun. @ Mar 22 2009, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love using the Penetrator.





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