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QUOTE (Plasmic Fury @ Mar 6 2009, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As far as I'm concerned females don't go to the bathroom, all they do is get wet and take in cock as well as do the obvious stuff like cooking/cleaning/etc


Women don't need to shower either, we just go in there to get all soapy.

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I'm sure i've done over 2 minutes from nights out drinking.

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About a minute.

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QUOTE (AndrAIa @ Mar 6 2009, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Women don't need to shower either, we just go in there to get all soapy.


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QUOTE (AndrAIa @ Mar 6 2009, 11:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Women don't need to shower either, we just go in there to get all soapy.



QUOTE (Pwnstar @ Mar 6 2009, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Go on...


^lol


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Umm... idk..

I dont really piss for that long.
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2 - 2/12 minutes long .... four large sodas and three bottles of water then i had to hold it for four hours... it felt so damn good to take that piss

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1 hour 57 minutes, drank five gallons of water and another couple of coke and then had to hold it for four weeks, man that piss was so good I'm pretty sure I came midway through


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QUOTE (Caelumeg @ Mar 7 2009, 07:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hold it for four weeks


that's the biggest load of bullshit i heard all day.

GTFO



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One time I went for about 3 and a half minutes. Around the one minute mark I was proud of myself. Around two minutes my jaw dropped, and at three I was actually getting impatient with my bladder.

Forcing your piss to go harder isn't a good idea.


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QUOTE (Caelumeg @ Mar 7 2009, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1 hour 57 minutes, drank five gallons of water and another couple of coke and then had to hold it for four weeks, man that piss was so good I'm pretty sure I came midway through



QUOTE (MasterEvz @ Mar 7 2009, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that's the biggest load of bullshit i heard all day.

GTFO


Thinly veiled sarcasm is thinly veiled >.>


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2 minutes, was quite entertaining

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this one time after a movie (I used to get one of the big sodas before movies and not pee till the end, dumb) anyway. I think it might have been the last lotr or something long, and my friends and I went into the bathroom, and they both left. It didn't feel like long to me, but my friend came back in and asked if I was ok and told me I was in the bathroom for 5 minutes before he came back in.
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Mine happened during the break of this year's February ACT. Honestly, before this, I never understood the concept of pissing your pants, but I honestly thought I would. The last ten minutes of the math section were pure hell. I had to pee so bad, I was afraid I would let it go sitting, and then when we could finally go, I thought I might piss myself when I stood. I stood safely, but then I had to find the bathroom in some random school. I found it, entered a stall, and just let it rip. I am going to estimate it lasted around 4 mins total(complete estimation. I was really full, and the amount of conscious effort I put towards holding it in, I think made my body reluctant to let it leave at first. It started medium, was full blast for most of it, and then just kinda cut off. Three people were able to pee in the adjacent stall and exit the bathroom after washing their hands during this whole affair, and one guy kinda laughed because he made it out of the bathroom and I was still going strong. It was ridiculous. I think it is amazing I made a 33 on the math section despite that I was in so much pain for all of it.
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Sorry man, I seem to have lost my piss log.

I'll be sure to time it next time for ya, k? =D
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QUOTE (MasterEvz @ Mar 7 2009, 08:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that's the biggest load of bullshit i heard all day.

GTFO



Thats the only part of that sentence you found to be bullshit?





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