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Okay, at my bakery we are allowed to wear whatever kind of tie that we want. I figure there are lots of you with tech/Desk jobs too. Its already hard enough to find some awesome gaming ties out there!!!

Thats right. Pure pwnage should make Ties! Neckties!

I mean Imagine this Fucker on a tie (just the man)



Now imagine that someone walks up to you at your desk, while you doing your work...

"JOHNSON"

"yes sir?"

"Who is that man on your Tie?"

"thats liek me.....pwning myself...."

"Very well. carry on"

Great Idea or Great Idea?

y/n?


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I like the idea, but I have three issues with it.

1. What relevance would a gamer tie have to Pure Pwnage,

2. Noobstore gear is only made if its used on Pure Pwnage, and who in their right mind on Pure Pwnage would wear a tie? Jeremy? Pfft...And finally

3. Who in the Gamer Army is successful enough to have a desk job?

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QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭęr @ Feb 8 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I figured we were all basement dwellers so as to have enough devotion to gaming/Pure Pwnage that we joined the 1337est of the 1337.


ah hahahahahaha lol

I wish i had a basement

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QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭƒęr @ Feb 8 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like the idea, but I have three issues with it.

1. What relevance would a gamer tie have to Pure Pwnage,

Is pure pwnage not considered "gamer"? I mean, I dont mean like pac man and stuff, I mean Pure pwnage related stuff on a Tie.
QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭƒęr @ Feb 8 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2. Noobstore gear is only made if its used on Pure Pwnage, and who in their right mind on Pure Pwnage would wear a tie? Jeremy? Pfft...And finally

Pure pwnage Boxers were on the show? I don't remember looking at his ass to check icon_wink.gif Episode 12 Jeremy and Kyle enter a Business meeting to try and publicize the show. How awesome would it be for the aforementioned tie (read OP) be on jeremy? It would have perfected the "You look like an ass" Scene.
QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭƒęr @ Feb 8 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
3. Who in the Gamer Army is successful enough to have a desk job?

E-tek, B.I.V., Uh, Dohre. Gannon heart was like...A female psychologist or sex therapist or something...I didn't really read that jobs thread, But I do remember a few forum posts with people talking about thier jobs relating to the subject at hand.
QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭƒęr @ Feb 8 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I figured we were all basement dwellers

You are a lonely man.
QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭƒęr @ Feb 8 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so as to have enough devotion to gaming/Pure Pwnage that we joined the 1337est of the 1337.

"You look like an ass"

If they make the tie idea from this thread, I hope they mail it to you instead icon_razz.gif :3

Also with what seems to be 4 million Viewers, at PP, one of them is BOUND to wear a tie.


....I wonder how Gannonheart is doing.....


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I like the idea, it would just be hard (in my opinion) to find a way to fit some of those great pics and logos on a tie.
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I like the idea of a tie tbh.

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I'd wear it to all formal occasions.
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QUOTE (Garamiah @ Feb 8 2009, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd wear it to all formal occasions.

I'd wear it to work!! icon_razz.gif

Hell I'd buy 3!!!

..It depends on the designs of course though.


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I'd buy formal clothes just to wear a PP tie.
It's all IZGIZZIS to me.

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I would like to see a whole line of PP related business wear tbh. If there were PP ties, I wouldn't turn down jobs that require me to wear one icon_razz.gif

EDIT: What the hell kind of bakery do you work in that makes you wear a tie?

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QUOTE (ChaosJester @ Feb 8 2009, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would like to see a whole line of PP related business wear tbh. If there were PP ties, I wouldn't turn down jobs that require me to wear one icon_razz.gif

EDIT: What the hell kind of bakery do you work in that makes you wear a tie?

A grocery store one T__T


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QUOTE (Desperado @ Feb 9 2009, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd buy formal clothes just to wear a PP tie.


Same here. Excellent idea, OP! Black Jeremy silhouette tie ftw!!
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get rid of the omfg stfu and just have the silhouette, win.
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I was in the ocean and I had a frizbee, and some 8/10's were like THROW IT TO US and I just pretended I didnt hear them and swam quickly back to beach.


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QUOTE (Garamiah @ Feb 11 2009, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
get rid of the omfg stfu and just have the silhouette, win.

Thats exactly what I was thinking!

Although I wonder what kind of price would be feasible to sell/buy A tie at....


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QUOTE (ŁΰŹĭęr @ Feb 8 2009, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2. Noobstore gear is only made if its used on Pure Pwnage, and who in their right mind on Pure Pwnage would wear a tie? Jeremy? Pfft...And finally


Incorrect.

Oh and the ties would be cheap imo. They wouldn't be leather or anything icon_razz.gif so I'd say maybe 5-10 dollars.
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Hahah thats actually a pretty sweet idea, id like to see this in the noobstore.

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Good idea!

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Great idea, but I probably wouldn't purchase one due to lack of formal clothing.

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How is this a bad idea? How are you guys not loving this?! I'd fucking love a black tie with Jeremy thrusting on the front. Would be amazing for those few times I have to wear suits.

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I'd streak the city with just that tie, and people would be like

"Goddamn, thats a nice tie"








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