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QUOTE (Weiman @ Jan 27 2009, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's a strange coincidence.. I was listening to "Jizz in my pants" When I F5'd the main page..and I DID JIZZ IN MY PANTS. icon_biggrin.gif

I opened the PP webpage ..and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

Hehe. For real though, I was on the edge of my seat reading that. I'm very happy and excited to hear about the plans for 2009. I never though I'd be able to say this again, but see you guys soon!



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Cool, an update!

Can't wait to see the game!



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Well this was not what I was expecting at all, I think I can say without a doubt in my mind, that this is the best update evar! Closed beta you say? I say yes please.

I can only imagine that if Vasectomy is in the game it will be quite epic.


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Shit.. this is gonna be epic icon_biggrin.gif

Can't wait for it!
QUOTE (StrykerGamer @ Aug 3 2009, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's rather simple. K0RRUPTED is the smartest 15-year-old in existence and is fucking with all of us.
Or he's Gillz's younger brother.


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awesome man, just awesome. really excited to see how everything turns out.


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Do I smell about a million pre sales right now?

I know I'll be buying it.

P.S. The GA gonna pwn this game.
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QUOTE (Dohregard @ Sep 14 2008, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The amount of failure you have just produced could power New York for 3 days...

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Wow a game. Sounds l33t. Definantly cant wait!
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Gonna be pracing this shit every day. Seriously cant wait for the game to hit, icon_smile.gif


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I'm glad we got an update on how things are going.

And a game? Nice, I'm excited already.

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This sounds very interesting, hoping to see beta =)


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Thank you for the update Jarret. It is truly appreciated.

The game sounds interesting, can't wait to hear more about it.

and well... I can't wait for the next episode either.

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Awesome stuff! Please, take your time with the new episode, especially now that we know that you guys are making your own freaking game. That concept art looks really unique, and I can't wait to see how this turns out!

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I love you guys at Pure Pwnage. I can wait years for anything you guys want to put out...just as long as I can play Vasectomy before 2010



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Awesome to hear from you Jarett.

Really excited about this game! Will definitely spend lots of time on it icon_wink.gif

I've always felt it's a shame that some genres didn't evolve the way I expected them to, and I've always wanted to take a chance (or two, or three) at creating games of my own. In fact, from the age of 10 I had intended to pursue a career in "making games". Life being how it is though, I stumbled into and fell in love with stand-up comedy while in university and never looked back. The success of Pure Pwnage these past few years gave me the chance to revisit my childhood dream and I couldn't pass it up. In the summer of 2007 I met with two interested and talented coders in Toronto and we started to draw up plans on how to properly bring my favorite genre of BBS game into the 21st century. The result is a massively-multiplayer turn-based web game with a flash interface, gorgeous artwork, high-quality music and sound, live-acted video content delivered through the game, and of course no worries about getting a busy signal when you want to play.

I definitely share similar ambitions haha. Can't wait to see what this game is like.


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I'm anxious to see how that game will turn out... icon_biggrin.gif

Glad to finally hear some news on the front page. Hope everything's going smoothly.
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Glad to hear everything is rolling again. Looking forward to this new game. icon_smile.gif
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Hiya Jarett.

I remember saying this to you at the London premier and i'll say it again:

Keep doing what you're doing.

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