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I'd shoot you then tear off your face and get plastic surgery to put your face over mine so i can be damn sexy.
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Shoot me in the head game
Started by
MaxDamage
, Nov 04 2008 11:33 AM
#41
Posted 10 November 2008 - 05:04 PM
Vepr
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#42
Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:10 AM
Dohregard
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#43
Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:45 PM
MaxDamage
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QUOTE (Dohregard @ Nov 17 2008, 03:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd drug you and skull fuck your eyes out.
Shot in the head for not playing by the rules.
NO GUNS, NO GLORY.
The last hyena laughing, is the Lion's first kill.
#44
Posted 26 November 2008 - 05:00 AM
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This isn't a game, this is just a sick question! Why would you even ask people this!?!? Oh and BTW, I wouldn't shoot you, you're to sexy to die 
Pwning is my buisness... And buisness is good!
#45
Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:16 AM
тαg
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I would not shoot you in the faec.
Dohregard on the other hand, i would have blown he`s brains out and masturbated whit them, the take a pic show it to all my friends.
Dohregard on the other hand, i would have blown he`s brains out and masturbated whit them, the take a pic show it to all my friends.
Alexc26, You win.
Goodbye Forum.
Goodbye Forum.
#46
Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:31 AM
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I'll poor molten steel on your legs... that'd be fun...
you do realize how gay that sounds, right?
"look at me masturbating guys!"
QUOTE (тαg @ Nov 26 2008, 08:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dohregard on the other hand, i would have blown he`s brains out and masturbated whit them, the take a pic show it to all my friends.
you do realize how gay that sounds, right?
"look at me masturbating guys!"
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#47
Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:33 AM
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#48
Posted 26 November 2008 - 09:54 AM
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#49
Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:31 AM
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I'd grab the barrel of the gun, swing the gun, hit the clip eject (smacking you in the face with a high speed projectile) that would probaly leave you unconscious. Then I would leave and keep the handgun
#50
Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:37 AM
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I would stick a hollow needle in your eyes and watch the fluid drain out of both of them. Then I'd fill your ears with cement, then rap your whole body in plastic rap and chain you up by your feet and let you dangle in the middle of a empty warehouse for a day or so... then I'd start beating you with a stick like a pinata!
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#51
Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:44 AM
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I'd threaten to shoot the panda in the face if he didn't eat your limbs off and hot glue them onto so I can has be superhuman.
While your screaming in pain if not dead, I'd probably stick my sweaty balls in your mouth and tea bag you repetitively.
<3
While your screaming in pain if not dead, I'd probably stick my sweaty balls in your mouth and tea bag you repetitively.
<3
(RIP Troy "T-Bag" Dixon)
Kazzerax: if she has a boyfriend, that's you being a fucking terrible person and i hope he knocks your ass out in a stream while you're wearing jeans
Kazzerax: if she has a boyfriend, that's you being a fucking terrible person and i hope he knocks your ass out in a stream while you're wearing jeans
#52
Posted 26 November 2008 - 10:47 AM
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QUOTE (FPS marcus @ Nov 26 2008, 11:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
While your screaming in pain if not dead, I'd probably stick my sweaty balls in your mouth and tea bag you repetitively.
I'd prolly bite them off If I was still alive, fucking retard
I'd shoot your kneecaps and stick nails in each of the wounds then walk off... you're to dumb for me to to anything fun with.
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#53
Posted 12 December 2008 - 11:51 PM
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*Doesn't shoot* I didn't come here to kill today.
Hit me.
Hit me.
The last hyena laughing, is the Lion's first kill.
#54
Posted 27 January 2009 - 02:33 PM
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I WOULD SHOOT UR PC NOOB 
#55
Posted 07 February 2009 - 11:41 PM
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You're not worth my bullets.
/pistol whips to death
/pistol whips to death
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#56
Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:28 AM
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If you just told me to shoot you and you gave no valid reason for me to do so... I would say thanks for the free gun and walk off
QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN
#57
Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:16 AM
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#58
Posted 10 February 2009 - 04:30 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would totaly shoot you in the face for that
I would totaly shoot you in the face for that
QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN
#59
Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:40 AM
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i'd blow your face off
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performance and adrenaline = no boner.
It's the equivalent of trying to get a hard on with 20 old people standing around you with notepads and watching you intently. It just doesn't happen.
It's the equivalent of trying to get a hard on with 20 old people standing around you with notepads and watching you intently. It just doesn't happen.
#60
Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:28 AM
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i'd totaly blow on your face 
QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AAAAA+++++++++++++++ GREAT SERVICE AND GOOD PACKAGE. WOULD BANG AGAIN
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