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QUOTE (Jackabo @ Oct 20 2008, 07:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He missed the first time so I just let it go. But then he got a huge bit and hit me in the arm.

Am I the only one who lol'd at this? icon_smile.gif also, im a pussy too...live with it

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QUOTE (Jayl3w @ Oct 20 2008, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He didn't say "If they pull a weapon, do the same" he was along the lines of "If you're getting your ass kicked, then pull a knife."

Keeping the playing field even is fine, but being a fucking wuss because you can't fight for shit is just lame.


Nah.
If your fighting chavs it's never a fair fight, so pull out a knife/gun whatever you have, and stab them or shoot them.
Do what you gotta do.

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QUOTE (Zanzibar @ Oct 22 2008, 04:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh they are amazing. In the new trains they're all big and high tech. FUCKING BUTTONS AND STAR WARS LIKE WOOSH NOISES AWAIT WITHIN!

yeh, when there on time icon_sad.gif

QUOTE (Syntra @ Apr 1 2009, 03:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm gonna tell my friends I'm gay.

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QUOTE (Negative Creep @ Oct 22 2008, 08:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nah.
If your fighting chavs it's never a fair fight, so pull out a knife/gun whatever you have, and stab them or shoot them.
Do what you gotta do.

so you're either saying they're all stronger then you, or...

QUOTE (Jayl3w @ Oct 20 2008, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So... your solution is to act like as much of a scumbag as them?

Hmm... I'm seeing a circuitous thought process coming on.


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QUOTE (Jayl3w @ Oct 22 2008, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so you're either saying they're all stronger then you, or...


they do usually move in packs though..

or herd would probably be more "fitting"



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I personally would have ripped his head off his shoulders and drunk his blood then raped 5 girl on said train.

But in reality i just woulda knocked him the fuck out.

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QUOTE (j-tak @ Oct 21 2008, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
they only throw sandwiches at me..

i told them to stop wasting food..

they shit themselves and didn't say anything back..

i walked off..





i am quite scary lookin though.

you don't have to do anything if u don't want, just don't show weakness, it's like they thrive on it or something..
or just yawn at them, thats pretty funny



QUOTE (some dude @ Oct 21 2008, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'd do it slightly differently

1. break his jaw so he cant talk shit anymore
2. if he tries to hit back shatter his wrist
3. crush his nose with a preferably right jab (or left if its your better hand)
and if his friends are about to jump in, throat punch the fucker and elbow him in the face for good measure.



QUOTE (Mares @ Oct 21 2008, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just man the fuck up, go to them, kick the shit out of them or if you are a man of peace, try top stop them.



QFT

but if they want to kill them, take the closest weapon. if there aren't, just fight with your bare hands...



QUOTE (Rob` @ Oct 21 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You get back on that train and stomp their heads in RIGHT THIS INSTANT.



QUOTE (Fin @ Oct 22 2008, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
God damn pussification of todays youth... If you dont have balls to beat the shit out of some Chav, You probably will never have kids, as you clearly lack balls.

Yes and trust me... Those toilets are divine gift from god.

NO NO NO.

You go after the throat. use yout 2 hands, choke the shit out of the bastard and while you are choking him, scream like a fucking mad man.

after 10secons Chav is too weak to fight at all (and most important, scared shitless) and you can just leave him on the floor. He wont bother you again.


QUOTE (Negative Creep @ Oct 22 2008, 07:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nah.
If your fighting chavs it's never a fair fight, so pull out a knife/gun whatever you have, and stab them or shoot them.
Do what you gotta do.



QUOTE (Sethasstor @ Oct 22 2008, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I personally would have ripped his head off his shoulders and drunk his blood then raped 5 girl on said train.

But in reality i just woulda knocked him the fuck out.



QUOTE (Master C @ Oct 20 2008, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shoulda fucked them up. Oh well dont dwell over it too much.

lol cadet.



QUOTE (Frewdis @ Oct 20 2008, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You probably should have just pee'ed on them. It's the best thing to do in that situation.



QUOTE (Zanzibar @ Oct 20 2008, 01:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As soon as they started just get up and do 'em over. They're complete pussies and they wont bank on anyone actually ever fighting back.

If you don't do anything or just sheepishly move away from it, you're giving them a reaction and they'll just keep doing it. A sound beating is the only thing these cunts will understand.



QUOTE (anatomy187 @ Oct 20 2008, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If the situation ever presents itself where you can kick a chav's ass you fucking do it son.



QUOTE (Raven* @ Oct 20 2008, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL

I'm not one to fight either but if someone would throw shit at me for no reason I'd probs go fucking pyscho. (I have a slight issue controlling my anger)

but yeah,cadet pretty much summed it up.



QUOTE (Christron @ Oct 20 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cadet beat me to it and said it better and kinder than i would have.

You learned, but you did it the hard way, you just sacrificed your self respect and your friend's respect towards you for what might amount to a gamble of something that would have ended up in one of two ways.

1. You beat the dogshit out of whatever the fuck a Chav is. You gain mad respect from your friends for handling your shit.

2. You get the dogshit beat out of you by whatever the fuck a chav is. You gain mad respect from your friends for not being a pussy.


Also i'm going to copy and paste something i wrote in another forum that pertains to this.



TL;DR = lol, you petered out



QUOTE (Negative Creep @ Oct 20 2008, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL..
when a chav gives you shit do what I do.
1. Go for the nose, break their nose and they are FUCKED.
2. Go for the jaw and break all their teeth and fuck them up.
3. If it gets too serious, pull a knife on them without being afraid to use it.



QUOTE (Yoski @ Oct 20 2008, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Exactly what everyone else said, hell even if you're a skinny nerd with no strenght you need to stand up, even if you get beat up, that shit can heal... you lose the respect of people if you don't stand up for yourself.



QUOTE (Zanzibar @ Oct 20 2008, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you're a skinny nerd I doubt you have any respect to lose. ;)


Screw being honourable about it, these are chav scum. They don't deserve it.





QUOTE (Syntra @ Apr 1 2009, 03:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm gonna tell my friends I'm gay.

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QUOTE (shorty321gmail @ Oct 22 2008, 01:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Im only 6'3 =( you just had to rub it in.

Also powerlifting is gay, your strong as fuck but also fat as fuck most of the time.

Im just sexy.

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yay, i was quoted first... im awesome



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Follew em to their home... wait for em to leave home...
Break all their furniture and take a crap in the living room !




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QUOTE (Skrie @ Oct 22 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Follew em to their home... wait for em to leave home...
Break all their furniture and take a crap in the living room !


Listen to this man, his neighbourhood is infested by imported desert-chavs!


QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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QUOTE (shorty321gmail @ Oct 22 2008, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


It might come as a shock to you, but not everyone is a pussy.

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QUOTE (j-tak @ Oct 22 2008, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yay, i was quoted first... im awesome

I wasn't quoted at all. I must be the real deal.
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QUOTE (Christron @ Oct 22 2008, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It might come as a shock to you, but not everyone is a pussy.


XD

QUOTE (Weiman @ Oct 22 2008, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Listen to this man, his neighbourhood is infested by imported desert-chavs!


Yea... it's been a real problem since they replaced all the front doors in our hood by really strong doors.

I'll also explain why you must break their furniture...
You see... furniture doesn't fight back or carry knives...

Also... Chavs can't go to the police about anything...
If they come back home and find it smashed...
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QUOTE (Christron @ Oct 22 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It might come as a shock to you, but not everyone is a pussy.

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QUOTE (cadetduke @ Oct 22 2008, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wasn't quoted at all. I must be the real deal.

Likewise.

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Believe me, I would have fought them, but there was three of them and three of us. If I knew my friends would hop up and fight with me then yer I would have done it, but 1 of them would have been too afraid. And then it would have been 3v2 and they prolly had some sort of weopan. I'm not a pussy, I'm the first one to jump into the freezing cold water from the top of a huge cliff, and someone once tried to rob me and i just pushed him away and he fell over and i just walked on laughing. I don't need to worry about my rep because my friends wouldn't have done anything either. most of the tissue that hit my arm went onto my friend sitting beneath me and he just tossed it off and sunk his head into his shoulders. What was i supposed to do?

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you've changed your story a bit lol.

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wtf are chavss




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