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#1
Pwnstar

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My dad wears flannel and owns sports memorabilia. He lives in the middle of nowhere and likes to drink and curse. He gets pissed when I beat him at pinball. My dad has said some awesome quotes in his day.

"You want to get stupid? I can get pretty fucking stupid too!"

"Sometimes I wish your mother was a man. So I could punch the shit out of her."

"If your mother found out I let you smoke grass she would fucking kill me and I would never be able to see you again."

"Wanna go get drunk and pick up some loose women?"

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He said all these things when I was 16-17 years old.

Post about your dad and awesome stuff he said or did.
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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Lol, and I thought my dad was awesome icon_razz.gif

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My Dad's a bald businessman whom spends 90% of his time abroad negotiating deals and mooching off meetings.

He once said to me 'If you never ask, you shall never receive'

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mine let me play with shotguns.

When that got boring he introduced me to his friend at the local military base. that was the first time i shot a man in the foot.


My dad rocks for enabling me to shoot someone.

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My father is a 44 year old, balding man. He's a crab fisherman, owns his own enterprise. He swears like soldier, and he's as fucking brutal as one too. He drinks hard liquor and it has almost no effect on him. D: .

Yeah, well, basically all sailors are like that, haha.

EDIT: He likes to shoot stuff too.

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my dad sits around and does nothing all day. he has really strict rules. he gets mad a lot.

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One time my dad took us fishing and made me pay him ten dollars because I caught a fish bigger than he did.

My dad rules basically.
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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My father is a 46 year old dutch man, if you say him you would think he is a homeless man by the way he looks and dresses but he is probably worth more then you ever will be (he retired in his 30s but he did work 18 hour days and take over a company) yet he is probably the most humble man i have ever and will ever meet. Now he is basically a real estate mogul buys houses/properties gets me to fix em up, rent em out or sell em. He is very religious (but in a good way not crazy) and is super old school, so if it was done that way in the 60s/70s it can still happen today (minus all the drugs and wild orgies). Non of that faggy sit in a corner disipline, more like pick you up by your feet hang you upside down and kick you in the face type of discipline, it tends to get the point across and gets you to respect him. Also i've seen him drink 30 beers in a night and then drive home.

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(playing euchre) whenever he wants to do a lone hand he yells "I'm going Loner BONER" we laugh but don't tell him what the hell he just said.

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My Dad has horrable personal skills really.. Enjoys and can handle many a drink.. Knows way too many people.. And is know in good terms by way too many people.. And worked harder than I will in my entire life around the time he was my age until about 28, when he slowed down and decided it was time for kids.


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My dads, a dad, he works, pays the bills, yells a lot, only thing we have in common is we use to both play snooker a lot, but kinda grew out that so we basically have nothing in common, kinda sad really.
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My dad said stuff, i cant remember what

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Lol, your fathers are able to drink so much D:
My dad, after one beer, becomes red-ish around his cheeks (which he passed on to me, tyvm. )

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I hate him.

lulz

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My dad kicked me out of home when I was 16. Haven't seen him since.

Bought me a sweet ass $5000 computer when I lived with him though, so he wasn't all bad.



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My dad pretty much works all week, so I dont see him much aside from the weekend, his weekends are usually spent sleeping or drinking alot of piss while sitting around watching TV. Over all good bloke though, I cant complain about his parenting skills really.

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My friends think my dad is a family hitman because he's missing half his thumb (told me he cut it off by accident years ago), and he wears mafioso type hats or some shit. Plus he goes out on no schedule, and for the most part he has good excuses and a alibi. I was not convinced but recently I've started to pick up on things. Few weeks ago he comes up and tells me he's going out for the rest of the day to Edinburugh, so I go "Uh, ok, why?" and he tells me oh, just going to walk around the high street. Wtf? Last week, as he's picking me up from College, we make a stop at a vintage car restoration garage (down a back alley with all the classic sort of features that they have in like old gangster movies). He asked "You gonna wait in the car?"

I'm sitting there wide-eyed; "Uh, yeah, I guess so."

Did not want to get caught in the gunfire

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My dad's an ass. Him and me mum split up bout 4 years ago and I have hardly spoke to him since. If we were ever on friendly terms, within a week or 2 he would say some fucked up, paranoid shit to me. Usually about me hating him or the otherway round. I've only just started speaking to him again after 2 years of me not saying a single word to him after he asked for a DNA test to show that I was indeed his kid. He spends most of his time/money in the pub and from what I've heard, gets drunk most nights. Most people who know him hate/fear him but he thinks everyone likes him. The only reason he gets any respect is he used to be a tough, loyal bastard and his dad is well liked/respected.
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My Dad is pretty useless. When he's not at work, he's either A) Sitting and watching Golf ALL day on TV. B) Actually playing Golf, and when he's done sitting down and watching Golf on TV.


The only slighty interesting thing he's ever told me is. "I'm a legs man, I like how they go up and make an ass out of themselves."

Otherwise, we don't talk much. At all.

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My dad is 41 and still plays football better than anyone else on the field. He is persistent.


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I have a Dad and a Step-Dad in two seperate locations. They're cool. :D




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