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ok, here is how this game/ amazing discussion works. After taking a shit, come here and tell us how it was


judge it on these category's



1) approx weight, or if your a fucking weirdo, measure yourself

2) type of shit. Everyone has there own descriptions of what a shit is or how it feels... what kinda shit was it too you?

3) How many rounds did you go and or approx time on the thrown? Everyone knows what I'm talking about "did I get it all.... hold on I think its time for round 2!"


Here is an example:



I JUST took a shit. It was about a 10 ponder, This was deffinatly a cross between a scorcher shit and a Never ending shit. Grand total it was about 15 minutes, and I'd only say about 1 round, but technically 2 since I wiped twice, but I didn't stand up...



ok.... GO!

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Omg nobody needs to shit... PUSSYS!


/going to shit now, telling you how it was

EDIT:

So OMFG actually.....
I thought ok I'll go to the toilet because didn't have a shit today and thats not healthy.... when I came there I did the routine:

1. take paper and clean the toilet seat

2. I throw some paper in the toilet itself so it wouldn't make a splash when the shit comes in (I don't want fucking piss and shit one me...)

3. take a seat with a nice comic

So I was like common where the fuck are you....after 5 minutes I was dead because all the pushing made me almost sick... then I gave up icon_sad.gif

I will try it later this night!

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What the shit?


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well, I've been having some sick shits all day, my asshole feels like a volcano, tbh.


you know the Roulette shits, were you like "is that a fart??" well every time I've gone to the bathroom (thankfully) cuz I've been Roulette shitting ALL FUCKING DAY... kinda sucks....

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yep that sucks, luckily I got that once a year icon_smile.gif and it's very annoying when you step you feel the shit rubbing your ass....


+ don't got a shit yet, I'm probably going to die...

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are you eating enough fiber?

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I had a thread like this in Crap once. You stole my idea.
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so what? here it isn't going to get flushed....


btw still didn't shit icon_surprised.gif Omg I'm not healthy at all!!!

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QUOTE (Mares @ Aug 25 2008, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so what? here it isn't going to get flushed....


btw still didn't shit icon_surprised.gif Omg I'm not healthy at all!!!



nope, you srsly need to eat some bread or something... that or your just holding back cuz you Belgians won't like talking about shits

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Just had a shit last night, first my routines then I took a seat pushed my shit out the there, it was one massive shit and then a little that came behind... I was happy tbh

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good to hear

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so anybody besides us that tell about their shit?

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they are all scared of this thread, tbh.


Halo Maps, don't be a bitch, tell us bout your shit!

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OKAY OKAY!

Fuck.

Just had a pretty good one tbh, same out nice and easy, smelled pretty good. Rather pleased with myself.

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Does anyone of you got sometimes clean shit, like you wrap your ass with some paper and the paper is still clean? I got it like 40% of the times icon_smile.gif

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QUOTE (Mares @ Aug 26 2008, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone of you got sometimes clean shit, like you wrap your ass with some paper and the paper is still clean? I got it like 40% of the times icon_smile.gif

Occasionally.

They are rare, yet welcome.

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What... The... Fuck...

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Got a shit earlier... omg that was a hord one icon_sad.gif Need to push really hard, was like 2 big shits that came out and a little one later....


minutes: 12

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I had a pretty generic shit a couple of hours ago.
QUOTE (Dohregard @ Sep 14 2008, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The amount of failure you have just produced could power New York for 3 days...

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me 2

it was a normal one...




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