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ok, here is how this game/ amazing discussion works. After taking a shit, come here and tell us how it was
judge it on these category's
1) approx weight, or if your a fucking weirdo, measure yourself
2) type of shit. Everyone has there own descriptions of what a shit is or how it feels... what kinda shit was it too you?
3) How many rounds did you go and or approx time on the thrown? Everyone knows what I'm talking about "did I get it all.... hold on I think its time for round 2!"
Here is an example:
I JUST took a shit. It was about a 10 ponder, This was deffinatly a cross between a scorcher shit and a Never ending shit. Grand total it was about 15 minutes, and I'd only say about 1 round, but technically 2 since I wiped twice, but I didn't stand up...
ok.... GO!
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The Shit Thread
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, Aug 24 2008 10:25 AM
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:32 PM
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Omg nobody needs to shit... PUSSYS!
/going to shit now, telling you how it was
EDIT:
So OMFG actually.....
I thought ok I'll go to the toilet because didn't have a shit today and thats not healthy.... when I came there I did the routine:
1. take paper and clean the toilet seat
2. I throw some paper in the toilet itself so it wouldn't make a splash when the shit comes in (I don't want fucking piss and shit one me...)
3. take a seat with a nice comic
So I was like common where the fuck are you....after 5 minutes I was dead because all the pushing made me almost sick... then I gave up
I will try it later this night!
/going to shit now, telling you how it was
EDIT:
So OMFG actually.....
I thought ok I'll go to the toilet because didn't have a shit today and thats not healthy.... when I came there I did the routine:
1. take paper and clean the toilet seat
2. I throw some paper in the toilet itself so it wouldn't make a splash when the shit comes in (I don't want fucking piss and shit one me...)
3. take a seat with a nice comic
So I was like common where the fuck are you....after 5 minutes I was dead because all the pushing made me almost sick... then I gave up
I will try it later this night!
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 06:47 PM
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 09:43 PM
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well, I've been having some sick shits all day, my asshole feels like a volcano, tbh.
you know the Roulette shits, were you like "is that a fart??" well every time I've gone to the bathroom (thankfully) cuz I've been Roulette shitting ALL FUCKING DAY... kinda sucks....
you know the Roulette shits, were you like "is that a fart??" well every time I've gone to the bathroom (thankfully) cuz I've been Roulette shitting ALL FUCKING DAY... kinda sucks....
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 09:53 PM
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yep that sucks, luckily I got that once a year 
and it's very annoying when you step you feel the shit rubbing your ass....
+ don't got a shit yet, I'm probably going to die...
and it's very annoying when you step you feel the shit rubbing your ass.... + don't got a shit yet, I'm probably going to die...
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 10:30 AM
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 10:39 AM
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I had a thread like this in Crap once. You stole my idea.
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 10:40 AM
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so what? here it isn't going to get flushed....
btw still didn't shit
Omg I'm not healthy at all!!!
btw still didn't shit
Omg I'm not healthy at all!!!
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 07:28 AM
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QUOTE (Mares @ Aug 25 2008, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so what? here it isn't going to get flushed....
btw still didn't shit Omg I'm not healthy at all!!!
btw still didn't shit
Omg I'm not healthy at all!!!nope, you srsly need to eat some bread or something... that or your just holding back cuz you Belgians won't like talking about shits
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:18 AM
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Just had a shit last night, first my routines then I took a seat pushed my shit out the there, it was one massive shit and then a little that came behind... I was happy tbh
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:11 AM
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:23 AM
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:24 AM
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they are all scared of this thread, tbh.
Halo Maps, don't be a bitch, tell us bout your shit!
Halo Maps, don't be a bitch, tell us bout your shit!
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:25 AM
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OKAY OKAY!
Fuck.
Just had a pretty good one tbh, same out nice and easy, smelled pretty good. Rather pleased with myself.
Fuck.
Just had a pretty good one tbh, same out nice and easy, smelled pretty good. Rather pleased with myself.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 11:48 AM
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Does anyone of you got sometimes clean shit, like you wrap your ass with some paper and the paper is still clean? I got it like 40% of the times
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 12:54 PM
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QUOTE (Mares @ Aug 26 2008, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone of you got sometimes clean shit, like you wrap your ass with some paper and the paper is still clean? I got it like 40% of the times
Occasionally.
They are rare, yet welcome.
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 06:44 PM
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Posted 27 August 2008 - 07:37 PM
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Got a shit earlier... omg that was a hord one Need to push really hard, was like 2 big shits that came out and a little one later....
minutes: 12
Need to push really hard, was like 2 big shits that came out and a little one later.... minutes: 12
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Posted 29 August 2008 - 04:48 PM
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I had a pretty generic shit a couple of hours ago.
QUOTE (Dohregard @ Sep 14 2008, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The amount of failure you have just produced could power New York for 3 days...
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