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The Best of the Worst Games Ever!

Started by BogusMeatFactory , Jun 26 2008 08:21 PM

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#1
BogusMeatFactory

Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:21 PM

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After cruising the interweb for the most random and undeniably mundane tidbits of information, I stumbled upon some pure gaming gold, this.

In the world where games like Shenmue, God of War, and Resident Evil are the heralds of the quick time event, no one ever thought that to consider this games advancement well beyond it's competition. A true revolutionary in greatness.

....who am I kidding....

Anyways, let's hold this thread as the beacon of crappy games for all to see, hear and experience.

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Destructor

Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:33 PM

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Wow, original Power Rangers. It must be at least 10 years since I've even seen that. So classic. And racist/sexist. Seriously, the black guy is the black ranger, the woman is the pink ranger, the asian is the yellow ranger...

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§haziro

Posted 26 June 2008 - 09:19 PM

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beavers!

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lolcrica90

Posted 27 June 2008 - 01:27 AM

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wow can a game really be like that.

btw after watching that clip i still wouldn't mind to watch power rangers episodes again.

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shunted

Posted 27 June 2008 - 02:21 AM

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LOL at 38 seconds, shes flying though the air on a tricicle

also, why did he start breakdancing

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 02:26 AM

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I admit I haven't played this yet, somehow I feel it'd be jeopardizing my sanity. Still though, this game shows just how far some people go to make a unique MMORPG; http://fantasytennis.en.alaplaya.eu/

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 08:35 AM

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How the hell is that a game?

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 03:08 PM

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I used to think that the worst game of all time was Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

http://www.gamespot....ng-video-review" target="_blank">http://www.gamespot....ng-video-review

But then I learned about Limbo of the Lost.

http://lotl.wikia.co...f_the_Lost_Wiki" target="_blank">http://lotl.wikia.co...f_the_Lost_Wiki

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Mares

Posted 27 June 2008 - 03:48 PM

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rofl!

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 08:19 PM

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QUOTE (Shadowstar @ Jun 27 2008, 09:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How the hell is that a game?

Like with many of the Sega CD games, the gameplay focused around watching a set video and hitting the buttons in accordance with the on-screen display. Missing did nothing to the video itself and only lowered your health, when the health runs to zero you lose. TimeGal featured the same style of gameplay, but was much more strict, missing a single action caused total failure, but gave you unique deaths depending on your actions.

Here is another horrible game for the world to see and experience! Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt. That's it's official title....can you guess where this is going? As Awesome Possum, you wander through nature, battling Doctor Machino's evil. Inbetween levels you answer trivia about american history, ecology and other wonderful tidbits of crap that are completely irrelevant.

Or what about Tattoo Assassins, the Mortal Kombat ripoff that didn't see the light of day. Who doesn't want to play as a fatally farting female ice skater wearing weird hockey pad-esque bra..........so weird.