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Micromanagement: Noob-com Protocols

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General Douglas

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Soldiers and Civilians,
I bring you a video from the British Gamer Army archives that may help improve your gaming skills. That is all.

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Epic win lol

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Lmao, that is so funny lol!
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lol the end was so awesome icon_biggrin.gif


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That was win, i swear i damn near wet myself when it switched to the German airman and he goes "I am going to pone you, lolololol"
Loved it so much, he is now my avatar in all things xD
Brightened up my evening at any rate!

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Who knew a few simple words held the power to blow up planes, must practise.........


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QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.


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This video was the bet part of the premiere 4 me

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again... WIN!

I think we should copypasta the original thread into this possibly?
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lol remember this from the premiere. So epic icon_razz.gif
Come at me bro

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Less time on vids about micromanagement, more time on pure pwnage.

It takes way too long for an episode to be created as is.



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QUOTE (Crimson Riot @ Mar 26 2008, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Less time on vids about micromanagement, more time on pure pwnage.

It takes way too long for an episode to be created as is.

You should join the GA then, lotsa fun down at HQ.


QUOTE (Mares @ Aug 22 2008, 08:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Epic Win.

That' Shis' Ballin.



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I love how the insults have actual physical damages that they make onto people, it's pure genius! I also love how the old footage and the serious generals make it seem like such a serious matter, when the over-dubbing is so non-formal, to put it lightly! Hilarious video, hope to see some more stuff like this.

P.S, did anyone else, at first glance, notice that the "noob pilot" looks a little like Jeremy? If you pause it, it doesn't, but during those 2-3 seconds, it sort of looks like him.

QUOTE (Crimson Riot @ Mar 25 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Less time on vids about micromanagement, more time on pure pwnage.

It takes way too long for an episode to be created as is.

Dude, I can't say anything else except STFU and GTFO. This video probably took them a few hours to complete, and it's just something they do for fun. They're not a bunch of slave-workers just there to please you endlessly. That's what whores are for. Try having some respect for the cast and staff involved next time, asshole.



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Im quite sure I just lost several points of IQ.


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"Echo Yankee uh-huh. Roger that. Calling aerial noob, you remind me of gay!" *boom*

I lol'd @ his smirk.


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funny stuff, funny stuff
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