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The people upstairs yelling out random numbers.

STFU OR GO TO A NIGHTCLUB OR SOMETHING FFS!

Edit: I think they think they're counting down but let me tell you 7-4-9-blablabla is not counting down. Morons.

Edited by Rob`, 09 December 2009 - 03:40 PM.

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Not knowing what to do with my life.

Having zero motivation to do anything with my life.

Edited by Walternat0r, 09 December 2009 - 06:48 PM.

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QUOTE (Walternat0r @ Dec 9 2009, 05:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not knowing what to do with my life.

Having zero motivation to do anything with my life.

Yea.. I can sort of relate. I know what I want to do, but I'm not going to make a huge rant that nobody's gonna read lol

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I came across a couple of guys involved in cloned credit cards, as the self-rightheous bitch that i am, I reported them to the local police, and the federal department responsible for credit fraud.

Nothing happened, these guys are still openly talking about this shit and how they had to bride some asshole 15,000 pesos.

It's unveliebable how there's NO ONE around me willing to do the right FUCKING GOD DAMN THING, everyone fucking lies, steals, and turns around in a fucking rotting piece of shit country.

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That my car can't drive through snow worth a shit. Or, that there are cars on the road when there's snow on the road.

I want to fucking fish tail and and drift to my hearts content in an essentially harmless to the car version of real drifting.

But I don't want to do any of that shit when there are other untrust-worthy faggots on the roads who'll probobly hit me before I ever hit them. :/

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QUOTE (ArKonIte @ Dec 7 2009, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't really give a shit when it breaks. Gotta pull out anyways lol

wut.
QUOTE (Dark.Matter @ Apr 23 2009, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This thread delivers.

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wut.


I think what the man is trying to say is, he comes so forcefully it breaks the condom?

Or his condoms are so old the spermicide doesn't work.
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Who uses condoms these days anyways? Birth control ftw

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QUOTE (ArKonIte @ Dec 10 2009, 05:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who uses condoms these days anyways? Birth control ftw

Those who don't want to risk STDs or who are not in a relationship with a trusted partner?


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QUOTE (Yozki @ Dec 9 2009, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
still openly talking about this shit and how they had to bride some asshole 15,000 pesos.


Well there's your problem, who cares about 15,000 pesos? That's only like 5 dollars.
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I really hate it when people refer to gaming as an actual existing entity. It's like "What if GAMING suddenly stops being good? WHAT THEN?"

Its the same way with the economy. People are viewing it as something that is dying or something. As if it is a living organism, and they expect the government to cure it somehow.

Gaming is people playing games. It isn't going to die until YOU and everyone in the rest of the world stop playing games.

For example, "OMFG DEVS ARE MAKING SHITTY GAMES! GAMING IS DEAD!"
This happens in a neat cycle. I can't put it into better words than this dude's:

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Inception
Genre lifecycle starts with inception. Somebody has an idea for a groundbreaking game. It isn’t much like any other game previously seen, even if it shares a few things in common. It generally won’t sell many copies, but it’ll get a relatively large share of buzz.

The game may not be particularly well balanced at this point, but it’s a new experience, and accessible to a wide variety of players.

Growth
The second game in the genre comes out, either a sequel to the first one or a similar game from a competitor. Either way, this game will represent a major upgrade from the original. It will generally fix the rough spots of the first one, add a few new features, and be a lot more fun than the first.

This game will start to gain a larger market, and the genre will grow a following. This will also happen for a few subsequent releases.

Peak
At this point, the genre will have pretty well refined itself to a razor’s edge. To keep players interested, game developers will start to add additional features on top of the game. At some point, this additional complexity will start to put off new players to the genre - it’s a little hard to get into the game, but worth it once you’re past the learning curve.

Decline
Additional features are keeping the old fans buying new games, but new players are so overwhelmed with the complexity that they find the game boring. Since the folks making the games are usually the biggest fans of the genre, they tend to dismiss these complaints as people wanting "dumbed-down" games - ignoring the fact that the "dumbed down" versions are what got the developers interested in the genre in the first place. Sales numbers start to dwindle, and revenue to make the games starts to dry up.

Death
The genre has died, outside of a few low-budget, independent titles. People will frequently say things like "<genre name> sucks, those games are boring." Grognards boot up the old versions of the games, and find ways to tweak the data files to come up with more content.

Rebirth
"Hey, remember those <genre name> games we used to play when we were teenagers? Wouldn’t it be cool if someone made a game like them, and just stripped out all of that complex crap that took 5 hours to learn but didn’t really do anything?"


You see, if devs are fucking morons, eventually the game designers of tomorrow will reinvent it. Gaming is not dead, and it never will be. When the TV was created, they said it was going to be a fad, and would die out soon after it was released. Look at it now.

(@morons and people who think mw2 is the death of computer fps)

Edited by LysIs514, 11 December 2009 - 12:42 AM.


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random quotes that piss me off

"you're an idiot, the prequel star wars trilogy is way better than episodes 4-6."

"the only reason you don't like mw2 is because you suck at it"

"drums dont count as a musical instrument"

"pc gaming is dying"

"im sorry, im not in the mood"

Edited by retrovirus, 13 December 2009 - 12:35 PM.


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People who when your trying to make a serious forum topic start talking about penis.
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People who have zero capability to take a joke and turn everything remotely possible into a personal insult with ensuing drama.

Seriously, I have no time for that shit.


QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
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Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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QUOTE (Chrisifix @ Dec 14 2009, 04:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People who when your trying to make a serious forum topic start talking about penis.


People who do not realise that penis is ALWAYS relevent...


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QUOTE (Shaun. @ Apr 28 2009, 09:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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QUOTE (raw_genesis @ Dec 15 2009, 01:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People who do not realise that penis is ALWAYS relevent...


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QUOTE (raw_genesis @ Dec 15 2009, 01:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
penis is ALWAYS relevent...

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QUOTE (raw_genesis @ Dec 15 2009, 06:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People who do not realise that penis is ALWAYS relevent...


awesome2.png

Haha so true.
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Having to watch the trailer for "Gamer" 3 times in a row because mexican publishers don't know how to edit DVDs

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QUOTE (Yozki @ Dec 16 2009, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Having to watch the trailer for "Gamer" 3 times in a row because mexican publishers don't know how to edit DVDs


LOL!


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