FUCK SHIT TWAT BALLS
Fucking room mate's girl friend. I hate her so damn much. I hope she trips and falls into a pit of snakes that breathe lava and spit an incredibly toxic venom that rips your face off as she falls into that pit, it's a 100000000000 foot drop but would land safely in the pit.
Anyway, she decided she doesn't want to work and my best friend now has to support her. He's going broke because of it so now I have to loan him money or else they won't be able to live here anymore and if they don't live here anymore I'd have to get new people in here or pay 800 a month which is impossible for me. I want to kick her out but I can't because that would tear me and my friend apart. I fucking hate that bitch. She does laundry and leaves it in the machine for days on end, clogged the sink again, never cleans the shower drain after FUCKING SHAVING in it, never does the dishes, never goes out or leaves, completely freaks out about anything, and I just hope she dies and goes to hell to rot there forever. Piece of shit sucking scum bag douche wobbler.
/Takes a few deep breaths
I'm just frustrated as hell about her. She steals my best friend and forces him to spend almost 24/7 with her and NO ONE ELSE can be around them at the same time and she makes every situation awkward. Fuck, her car hasn't left the parking lot for over two months. Same spot. Just so you all know how retarded she is, she broke her first window in her nice mustang which she completely neglects, and then she broke the 2nd one because she bought the wrong kind of window (it's not a convertible window) and she tried to put the roof down and SHATTERED the fucking glass.
Glad we have this thread. I can't really bitch about this to anyone because it will tear my friendships apart but FUCKING HELL I hate her!!! And it's nice to let off some steam.
Boot her out, do your friend a favor.