This thread is awesome nice one christron you man you.
My most humiliating moment (that I can think of) was a while ago, prolly about a year ago, I was round this girls house and we were sort of seein each other, like just kissing and stuff, but her mum didn't know yet (in fact we only just broke up a few weeks ago and her mum STILL didn't know a thing (she probably realised tbh)... dunno why she didn't want her mum to know she had a bf
). Anyway, this is when we were just startin to see each other. I was round her house one evening (bout 7pmish) and we were in her mums room on her bed just kissin and shiz (because im beautiful). her mum was downstairs watching tv and so we were just like oo yeah we are safe here lulz luk at uz lolol. So we are just kissing and whatnot and she put her hand on my arse and looked at me and smiled and i was all aww yeah and started squeezing hers. She stopped kissing me and said oh are you gonna put that down my pants? wink wink nudge nudge and i was all awwwww yeah and started slowly putting my hand down her trousers... she just looked towards the door (which I wasn't facing) with a blank face and so I was like hmm.. ok... and put my hand down further and started squeezing a bit and i was all awwwwwwwwwwww yeah and she just looked at me and then at the door and so I was like wtf and turned to look at the door and her mum was standing there with her arms folded leaning against the door frame... I just looked at her and went "...hi" and stared blankly for a few seconds and then turned back round to her darling daughter and just laughed my ass off (completely fucking fake.. so obvious) and started tickling her... for some reason I seemed to think pretending I was ticking her would resolve everything... well I did this for a few seconds and then stopped because she was just looking at me in a total facepalm way. Then I FINALLY remembered to take my hand out of her fucking trousers, after at least a minute. I stood up, realised I had a raging boner still (fucking REALLY obvious) and sat back down. Her mum didn't say a word just walked back downstairs with her arms folded. Can't remember what happened after that, fucking autopilot.
Do I win? I want something good to come of that shit.
Also, this thread reminds me of some other shit my friends have done. One time I was in english and my friend across the room was sitting there bouncing on his chair doing some impression or something and all of a sudden his chair fell and he fell flat on his arse. He was sort of laughing it off as the rest of the class were laughing their tits off. He sort of gets up all red faced and sits back down on his chair, but his arse barely touches the seat he falls straight off it again. The whole class is literally rofling at this point (LITERALLY ROFLING) and his face is so fucking red. The teacher is laughing his arse off and goes into the cupboard and pulls out a camera on a tripod (he teaches media too) and sets it down on the desk infront of him. I don't know if it's funnier that it happened twice or that he is the most uncanny person for this to happen to (he is like 5ft and a really skinny little bastard). So funny.
AND, I have a friend (don't really like him much lolol) called Carl who liked my friend called Shannon. Apparently he rings her one night and he straight away goes "hi shannon its me carl. I really like you and I can tell that you like me too. will you go out with me?" (those were his exact words from what I remember) and the voice on the other end goes "ooh sorry this is shannon's mum *lofl*". The next day she is rofling at him and he is sort of laughing it off but you can tell he wants to cry, the poor bastard. She never liked him though and just always used to rub it in his face. Poor old Carl.
Do I win though, seriously? With my epic tl;dr post?