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[Ineffable]

Oh he laughed his ass off, and I sat there and took it like a bitch, and felt like a pile of shit.

lolpun

[Garamiah]

an awkward moment would be when i with my mates hanging out. One of my mates dad came to pick him and his brother up and he and his brother look nothing alike. So when i saw his dad, as my mate was walking towards the car, and i blurted something out, can remember exactly was it was but it was something loud and obnoxious about why his bro and him didnt look alike or something.
My mate next to me turns to me and whispers 'dude, don't u no he was an accident with someone else.'
I felt like the biggest jerk and knew theyd heard.

[Love Duckie]

This happens to me just about every weekday so it's at the point where it's not so embarrassing anymore. I usually sleep on the train on the way to work every morning and most of the time when I wake up I have those spastic spasms. Instead of looking around after I wake up, I just go back to sleep.

As for the MOST humiliating or awkward situation... I think I've blocked them out of my memory.

LOL same.. apart from I tend to sleep on the bus...

[Lord Kabab]

i remember in scince once, i fell off my stool, people were laughing, and my teacher was like 'you shouldnt laugh, he could have gotten srsly hurt' and then he asked 'Anthony, are you alright?'. as that were happening, i was laughing my head off, but really, i felt so shame.

[ya_ba]

That doesn't sound awkward, that just sounds really upsetting, heh... Ah well...

The only one that springs to mind is from when I was like... 8 I guess. I was wearing Dennis the Menace underpants, and hence, aged 8, thought I was the coolest kid in the *world*. We were getting changed to go do some sport in my class, and so for some reason we all just changed in the classroom, mixed boys and girls. Looking back on it, I don't think that would happen nowadays, lol, but anyway. I'm so excited about my awesome underwear that as I'm getting my shorts etc. ready I'm telling everyone to look and see my awesome pants. I was so excited etc. that when pulling down my trousers, surrounded by an audience, I managed to pull down my trousers and pants both at the same time, leaving myself naked from the waist down, surrounded by my peers. I guess I wasn't as embarrassed as I could have been due to my age, lol, but it was still pretty bad Makes for a good story though, haha...

Awww
Actually, I think I must have blocked the awkward moments.

Oo! Wait, I have one.

Erm, as an introduction, my PE teacher had a breast plastic surgery (AKA b00b job) to make it look bigger and better.
Ok, so as I was waiting for PE to start, I was talking to my friends, and seeing as I don't really like my PE teacher, I kinda... Well.... Mimicked her by putting a hoodie in my bra to make my boobs look bigger, I put my hair up just like hers and started talking like her...
Anyways - my friends were like... Laughing their asses off, until they turned wide eyed and I didn't know what was wrong, so they started signaling me to take the hoodie out of my bra, but... Erm... It was too late, so when I turned around - she was there, looking at me. I was embarrassed, but she soon forgot.

[Vepr]

Pretty much i am reading this right now, in the middle of me school library and consistantly bursting out in little, uncontrollable giggles. I is trying to hold it in and i can't guys I JUST FUCKING CAN'T! So pretty much anyone within a 15 foot radius thinks wtf is this guy's problem? Well i don't mind now, because this girl next to me who's name i recently found out is Melissa, thinks it's cute. Espiecially how i have embarrassed meself in the last 5 minutes like 30 times in a row.

Also she wants me to mention her in me little post here and mention how perky her breasts are looking today. Oooops....

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1953- President Harry S. Truman announces the United States has developed a hydrogen bomb. (We all gonna die? Yes..Melissa yes...there is such a thing as a hydrogen bomb......)

[Squatchface]

I don't get enough outside social interaction to have these things happen. And I'm not that old yet...

However I have had a few people overhear some of my hentai conversations with friends, and that gets kind of awkward.

Lol, that reminds me of mine. I was trying to explain to my friend a particularly gross scene in a porno where the chicks basically spits a lugi on this guys dick. Little did I know my vice principal was standing behind me the whole time. Not to mention the porno was from the Whores of Warcraft series lmao.
(In fact, I am in school right now wasting time)

[-Checkmate-]

sex sex sex sex

dude bring me to these parties one day k?

[-Checkmate-]

fun fact

FUN FACT!?!?!?!?!?!

[Christron]

flofl

are you fucking kidding me? i would totally use that as my comedy act at school, bitches love feces, ever seen 2girls1cup?

an awkward moment would be when i with my mates hanging out. One of my mates dad came to pick him and his brother up and he and his brother look nothing alike. So when i saw his dad, as my mate was walking towards the car, and i blurted something out, can remember exactly was it was but it was something loud and obnoxious about why his bro and him didnt look alike or something.
My mate next to me turns to me and whispers 'dude, don't u no he was an accident with someone else.'
I felt like the biggest jerk and knew theyd heard.

holy fuck, now that's the kind of awkward i'm talking about

[UDP]

This is the only awkward story I can recall ever really happening to me. We were having a huge dinner at my house, lots of people brought over food and stuff. So anyways I was eating... something I forget what it was, and I was talking to my mom and I was like: "Wow, this stuff tastes like shit, who made it?" So my mom told me, and I looked behind me and the person who made it was standing behind me. I just kinda walked away...

[Christron]

I figured this series needed mentioning, they're all short 1 minute clips

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fwv0-d7MKw4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9S0RwDmM7kk&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvCZNhVEwNw&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qFLamgXvHg&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cddHt4ZvzxA&feature=user

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHddu2dT2WM&NR=1

there's more, these are just my favorites

[anatomy187]

dude bring me to these parties one day k?

Rofl...yeah there's not much to do around here so everyone just screws each other or gets fucked up or both.

Haven't been to one of these crazy parties for like half a year now, so that's pretty cool, seeing as how something fucked up always happens somehow. This is mostly do to the fact that I am avoiding them since if I get caught drinking again before I'm 21 I will be fucked by the long dick of the law.

Beth tells me there is a huge Jungle Juiceathon this weekend though...sounds pretty cools.

[technoDave]

My group of friends have a disturbing in-joke about me shagging llamas. And one of them, in particular, keeps subtly bringing it up around people who aren't aware of it. How's that for awkward?

[tyler1451]

when i called my girlfriend the name of a girl i used to admire..

[Mantrousse]

Mine will probably be the most sad and pathetic story ever, I'll make all your stories seem cool.

I played football at my high school my freshmen and sophomore years, well during the summer of eighth grade while going into freshman year during football practice, the most humiliating thing in my life happened to me that still affects the way I live my life to this very day, and probably until graduation (Hopefully it ends there)

Well one day during practice, I had to take a shit, Like a shit that was REALLY bad, like omfg I'm going to shit my pants shit. Since this is on a forum, I'll go into more detail. Well I guess gas is what pushes the poop along the intestine, well my fart got stuck behind the shit and like expanded my intestine, and it hurt like hell to hold it. Well, luckily, we were standing around going through plays, but then.. we had to condition. Let's just say it "Slipped out" while we were sprinting. Anyway, we had to go to the weight room after wards, and I haul ass to the bathroom. I try wiping that shit off into the toilet, I was thinking of ditching my shorts, but I didn't think that'd go well, so I just had like this big ass stain. (I apologize for the graphic detail) Then we get into the weight room, and I'm doing Squats. Well, it's a small room with a bunch of sweaty guys with the doors shut, let's just say I stunk the place up, yeah it was that fucking strong. Then people started noticing, and my coach came over to my area and was like "ITS COMING FROM OVER HERE" and just sprayed a shit load of axe, I told him what had happened, and he told me to take x-lax and let me go home.

Let's just say I literally felt like shit that day, and I had never been more nervous for that next practice than any other day in my life, I was preparing for a lot of shit talking.

Well this guy, who has a serious underbite issue, comes up to me and asks me If I shit my pants. I thought I could make the situation better and told him "Shit happens." He didn't notice, he just kept asking the question louder, and louder, and pretty much everyone knew, as well as the coaches. Well this asshole decided to come up with a nickname for me. "Shits." I've unfortunately practically come to know that almost as good as my second name. Great fucking nickname to have right?

Everyone pretty much called me that from there on out, and people didn't even know my real name. Well remember how I told you I was doing squats? Well when school started, I apprently shit my pants squating, I guess that's more funny, I didn't care to notice. But apparently this story is so funny that you haveto tell everyone you know around the school. A lot of girls that I didn't even know would look at me disgusted, and it was really hard. But I just tried to ignore it and go on with my pathetic life. Well, a years gone by, and it's now nearly the end of freshman year, and less and less people are knowing this story and that it's associated with ME.

Well I'm at this "Powder puff game" and I'm sitting next to a girl talking to her in a flirtatious matter, we've been friends for a while, well my asshole "Friend" thought it would be funny to sit in between us and tell her the whole story in front of me. Oh he laughed his ass off, and I sat there and took it like a bitch, and felt like a pile of shit.

To this day we have never talked.

But it's been a while since then, and ironically I've become more outgoing, as I constantly think to myself, what worse could happen? That evil nickname has been dropped, and I actually hear my own name now. I rarely ever hear that now. I guess I came out better.

Thx for making this thread, it gave me a chance to really put into perspective what I went through and how I truly felt about it.

<3

omfg rofl.


omg............ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

SHITS, LOL!!!!

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[cadetduke]

Snip

I had that happen to me at the office a couple weeks ago I take a pill that cuts 25% of your fat intake and it passses right through you. Sometimes you think you have to pass some gas, but it isn't gas when it comes out. I have the stain on my chair to prove it lmao

I could care less. Like you said "Shit happens".

[Christron]

I had that happen to me at the office a couple weeks ago I take a pill that cuts 25% of your fat intake and it passses right through you. Sometimes you think you have to pass some gas, but it isn't gas when it comes out. I have the stain on my chair to prove it lmao

I could care less. Like you said "Shit happens".

dude they were talking about those pills on a radio show i used to listen to, what are they called again?

[Orky]

I figured this series needed mentioning, they're all short 1 minute clips

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>< Polo!

FISH OUT OF WATER

Edit: awesome.

[cadetduke]

dude they were talking about those pills on a radio show i used to listen to, what are they called again?

http://library.gnc.com/features/news/alli/

Is what I take.

It says you should take a multivitamin also, so I have:

http://www.gnc.com/sm-gnc-mens-mega-men-mu...pi-2133771.html

Edit: I've dropped 30lbs since using this in conjunction with Isagenix.