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Web Drifter- Worm Hole Episode

"Dr. Fred Bell is a super genius. At the tender age of 14 he was not only working at the University of Michigan on nuclear energy projects, but was also inducted into the U.S. government's research into mind control, dubbed M.K. Ultra. While still a teenager, he worked on the Philadelphia Experiment and cold fusion, and then went on to do top secret work for the Air Force as well as NASA.

Maybe it's because he's such a genius that, while studying with Himalayan masters, the aliens started talking to him. And once he started to understand alien technology, his scientific achievements started to get really impressive.

There are far too many to list, but take, for example, the Andromedan Holographic Projector, which allows the operator to manipulate space and time conditions. Best of all, many of his inventions are up for sale on his website.

But the reason I sought out this genius was to investigate claims that a wormhole open up in his living room. A wormhole that I travel through in this edition of Web Drifter. "






I think this guys fucking insane.

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No sane man on acid could think of something that ridiculous.

This is pretty damn funny.
His name is Robert Paulson.
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QUOTE (Gillz @ Jan 26 2008, 06:29 PM) View Post
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?

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Everytime I hear about wormholes I think of


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QUOTE (cadetduke @ Jan 19 2008, 07:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everytime I hear about wormholes I think of

http://scifipatch.bizland.com/SGWORM.jpg


I always think of: A) Klingon Academy or B) Microsoft Pinball...

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QUOTE (cadetduke @ Jan 18 2008, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everytime I hear about wormholes I think of



O shit, they made that into a patch?


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QUOTE (cadetduke @ Jan 18 2008, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everytime I hear about wormholes I think of



T'was a good ep.


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QUOTE (Pawnator @ Jan 18 2008, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O shit, they made that into a patch?

http://www.patchgeek...ywords=wormhole

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QUOTE (TWINTURBOSkyline @ Jan 18 2008, 01:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always think of: A) Klingon Academy or B) Microsoft Pinball...

that and cheesy pinball sound effects

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QUOTE (Pawnator @ Jan 18 2008, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
T'was a good ep.

The only intro clip I came across icon_sad.gif

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yAv6tOBZlhs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=S0bt1cgIBgY
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There's a fine border between genuisness and insanity ":P


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This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
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QUOTE (Weiman @ Jan 19 2008, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There's a fine border between genuisness and insanity ":P


Only fine?

Whatever the guy was smoking to think a wormhole opened up in his living room, I want some. It would be like acid x100.

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QUOTE (TWINTURBOSkyline @ Jan 18 2008, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever the guy was smoking to think a wormhole opened up in his living room, I want some.


His name is Robert Paulson.
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QUOTE (Gillz @ Jan 26 2008, 06:29 PM) View Post
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?

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QUOTE (Sikotik @ Jan 18 2008, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No sane man on acid could think of something that ridiculous.

This is pretty damn funny.



I would have to agree

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QUOTE (Weiman @ Jan 18 2008, 03:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There's a fine border between genuisness and insanity ":P

every genius was ridiculed and made fun of... einstein, galileo, etc. don't take that right away from us.

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I don't get it.

He's like, meant to be a genius... but he doesn't understand when someone is cussing him to pieces in front of his face?


Weird to say the least.

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TBH, if he's that brilliant he's probably got at least some form of Autism.


QUOTE (Weiman @ Apr 5 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is exactly what has been going on through the entire thread, and it's not the first time either.
You come to us for advice..you just spell out what you want to get, and then ask us if it is okay, and we have to explain why it isn't. That's the world upside down.. If you would just say 'hey guys, I have an X amount of money, what should I buy?' Then this would be over in 2-3 posts, not 2-3 pages.
QUOTE (Kazzerax @ May 21 2009, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every time someone goes against Weiman's sig I feel like they should be bludgeoned for a few minutes in the head to feel the headache I feel when I realize someone really IS that dense.

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Curiouser and curiouser...

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sounds like a probable claim >.>

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Sounds ridiculous, but have any of you ever thought to yourselves that IF something like this where to happen for real, would anyone believe them?

I think some ppl need to be a bit more open minded, but yeh, this does sound silly lol




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