Tom Cruises next roll should be that of a horror movie villain. He could just be himself talking about Scientology.
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Scientology Promo-film, by Tom Cruise
Started by
Fin
, Jan 15 2008 03:37 PM
#21
Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:51 PM
Give up all you suckers we the tightest muthafuckas And you never seen us talking shit before now
You peelin' potatoes while we sonic alligators
Makin' records sellin' like we smokin' crack now
'Joe' -'what now'?
'We bad.' -'Bad how'?
'We make a track to shake a cow
and move you like you startin something nasty?
'And then' -What then?
'We do it again, don?t make no money for us to spend
on yachts and boats and planes and drugs and scooters?
- Hot Chip
You peelin' potatoes while we sonic alligators
Makin' records sellin' like we smokin' crack now
'Joe' -'what now'?
'We bad.' -'Bad how'?
'We make a track to shake a cow
and move you like you startin something nasty?
'And then' -What then?
'We do it again, don?t make no money for us to spend
on yachts and boats and planes and drugs and scooters?
- Hot Chip
#22
Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:54 PM
You're either in there or you're out.
See I'd love to go on vacation and play, but I can't... I can't... Because I know... I know.
See I'd love to go on vacation and play, but I can't... I can't... Because I know... I know.
#23
Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:55 PM
#24
Posted 15 January 2008 - 10:56 PM
QUOTE (Wayne Brady @ Jan 16 2008, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch
YES PLEASE DO!

#25
Posted 15 January 2008 - 11:17 PM
"That's really how I feel about it.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just 'pyew!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just 'pyew!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
#26
Posted 15 January 2008 - 11:42 PM
You can see that he believes in what he is saying and it is quite disturbing that because it people will be inspired by him and become Scientologists. Charisma is indeed a dangerous thing.
Hakkaa päälle
#27
Posted 15 January 2008 - 11:45 PM
as said in the user comments
"Logorrhoea or logorrhea (Greek λογορροια, logorrhoia, “word-flux”) is defined as an “excessive flow of words” and, when used medically, refers to incoherent talkativeness that occurs in certain kinds of mental illness, such as mania. The spoken form of logorrhoea (in the non-medical sense) is a kind of verbosity that uses superfluous or fancy words to disguise a useless or simple message as useful or intellectual, and is commonly known as “verbal diarrhoea” or “diarrhoea of the mouth.”"
"Logorrhoea or logorrhea (Greek λογορροια, logorrhoia, “word-flux”) is defined as an “excessive flow of words” and, when used medically, refers to incoherent talkativeness that occurs in certain kinds of mental illness, such as mania. The spoken form of logorrhoea (in the non-medical sense) is a kind of verbosity that uses superfluous or fancy words to disguise a useless or simple message as useful or intellectual, and is commonly known as “verbal diarrhoea” or “diarrhoea of the mouth.”"

#28
Posted 16 January 2008 - 01:24 AM
#29
Posted 16 January 2008 - 01:43 PM
is ti bad i was disappoint to reread the thread title and realize it was not about porno?
#30
Posted 16 January 2008 - 01:44 PM
QUOTE (rethlol @ Jan 16 2008, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is ti bad i was disappoint to reread the thread title and realize it was not about porno?
You know every time I read the title I keep thinking the same thing.
And yeah, it's prolly bad that you're disappointed.
His name is Robert Paulson.
I get banned with a little help from my friends
I get banned with a little help from my friends
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?
#31
Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:02 PM
Jesus, I clicked the link wanted some sex tape porno.

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#32
Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:22 PM
After watching that I still have no clue what the fuck he was on about like everyone else in this thread. It sounded like he was basically saying:"You should be a good person, if you aren't going to then get out of the way and let good people do good things." Pretty vague, and that's basically all he said, plus some random laughing when he couldn't think of what to say. I was thinking the whole time what the heck has he been doing to help people?


Yeah, he doesn't understand. It's not your post count, it's MAKING YOUR POSTS COUNT!
#33
Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:32 PM
because you know that only YOU can help
I mean, what do they do if there's more than one in the area, do they both help even though they know, only THEY THEMSELVES can be the ones to help.
I mean, what do they do if there's more than one in the area, do they both help even though they know, only THEY THEMSELVES can be the ones to help.
#34
Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:15 PM
QUOTE (the animal @ Jan 16 2008, 04:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
because you know that only YOU can help
I mean, what do they do if there's more than one in the area, do they both help even though they know, only THEY THEMSELVES can be the ones to help.
I mean, what do they do if there's more than one in the area, do they both help even though they know, only THEY THEMSELVES can be the ones to help.
They sue the other person who tries to help for disrupting the practice of scientology.
#35
Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:43 PM
I seriously didn't understand anything he was saying. He was just crapping on about garbage that made no sense at all!!!
#36
Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:01 PM
In response to the video:
Was gandhi a scientologist? was Mother Theresa a scientologist? Was Jesus a scientologist? Was Martin Luther King Jr. a scientologist? ARE JARRET AND GEOFF SCIENTOLOGISTS? NO.
But these people have made a difference, they've helped people and are still helping people today through their influence in us.
The most famous scientologist is Tom Cruise, and wtf has he contributed to man kind? a few shitty movies that I wished id never seen? Don't get me wrong, he does donate to charity and helped out durring 9/11, But for him to say that Scientologists are different and go around helping people is just blasphemous imo, because compared to other groups of people, the scientologists do nothing. They mostly just rip good episodes/videos of them showing us who they really are.
Was gandhi a scientologist? was Mother Theresa a scientologist? Was Jesus a scientologist? Was Martin Luther King Jr. a scientologist? ARE JARRET AND GEOFF SCIENTOLOGISTS? NO.
But these people have made a difference, they've helped people and are still helping people today through their influence in us.
The most famous scientologist is Tom Cruise, and wtf has he contributed to man kind? a few shitty movies that I wished id never seen? Don't get me wrong, he does donate to charity and helped out durring 9/11, But for him to say that Scientologists are different and go around helping people is just blasphemous imo, because compared to other groups of people, the scientologists do nothing. They mostly just rip good episodes/videos of them showing us who they really are.
QUOTE (Christron @ Mar 7 2008, 07:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
are you fucking kidding me? i would totally use that as my comedy act at school, bitches love feces, ever seen 2girls1cup?
QUOTE (Verrückter @ May 29 2008, 01:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A bad genre is still a genre.
#37
Posted 16 January 2008 - 10:07 PM
I walked by one of those Scientology stores while being baked out of my mind.
They approach you so fast and start saying weird shit. =S
They approach you so fast and start saying weird shit. =S
#38
Posted 16 January 2008 - 10:09 PM
QUOTE (Sar @ Jan 16 2008, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I walked by one of those Scientology stores while being baked out of my mind.
They approach you so fast and start saying weird shit. =S
They approach you so fast and start saying weird shit. =S
But to be fair, you were baked out of your mind.
They probably approached at a normal-to-slow speed and started talking about normal things that you just don't understand.
XD <3
His name is Robert Paulson.
I get banned with a little help from my friends
I get banned with a little help from my friends
Last time I checked, you didn't have the right to tell me what to do?
#39
Posted 16 January 2008 - 10:16 PM
QUOTE (Sikotik @ Jan 16 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But to be fair, you were baked out of your mind.
They probably approached at a normal-to-slow speed and started talking about normal things that you just don't understand.
XD <3
They probably approached at a normal-to-slow speed and started talking about normal things that you just don't understand.
XD <3
Well played sir. Well played.
#40
Posted 17 January 2008 - 12:43 PM
I can't watch Tom Cruise movies anymore.
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