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How To Make a Good First Impression

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Since there are so many "FPS_(name)"s here, I decided that I would make a little list of how to make a good first impression here, so here it's:

Dont's:
-DON'T make a name that starts with "FPS" or "teh_", look how this kid turned out.
-DON'T make your first post in a way the Jeremy would. You (most likely) are not "uberpro", "owner of noobs" and you really don't think that "teh show is teh shit!11". NOTE: You do think that "the show is the shit!".
-DON'T call anyone a n00b when you joined today.
-DON'T assume that everyone here is a Jeremy-wannabe. Because it's not cool to hit your keyboard with a brick instead of your hands.

Do's:
-DO make an original name.
-DO use correct grammar.
-DO take your time to type.

Stickied. This is almost good enough for the Announcements section ;P -Hrugnir
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I love Jimmy. He's liek my hero 'n' stuff.
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*applause*


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QUOTE (Searchin')
I love Jimmy. He's liek my hero 'n' stuff.


suck it...

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this thread is like, totally noobed lol

(Note: Supposed to be ironic since I never post this way.)

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Wow, that kid is the biggest retarded, freak in the world. What a poser... I hope he gets hit by a bus today... And WTF is up with his teeth o.0
And that was the stupidest thing i've ever seen. It nearly made me puke...

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The show is funny
Copying stuff off the show... is not funny.

If noobs keep that in mind.
Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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QUOTE (Wykydtron)
The show is funny
Copying stuff off the show...  is not funny.

If noobs keep that in mind.


was just about to post that myself

i just wanna punch that kid in the face, would probally cut my hands up on his teeth
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lol ^^^ i dont use correct grammar i hardly ever use puncuation its not that bad your so smart you know where commas go so insert them yourself im not on the net for english lessons
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QUOTE (T w i Z t i D)
lol ^^^ i dont use correct grammar i hardly ever use puncuation its not that bad your so smart you know where commas go so insert them yourself im not on the net for english lessons


lol same here, so i guess im a n00b cuz like i dont use proper gramemr or whatever, and i think im being like jermemy? nah dood lol yea those ppl are really ghey when they think their liek jeremy and talk like fucken reetards! but i most of the time type like shit cuz i dont give a fuck! its the god damn internet for petes sake!! i hate grammer nazis this aint no essaty competition.


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i was considering the name FPS_teh_soulassassiner but instead i went with SoulAssassin.
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QUOTE (SoulAssassin)
i was considering the name FPS_teh_soulassassiner but instead i went with SoulAssassin.


that was an excellent move

where did the grammer nazi stuff come from?

and just put commas where you would normally breath while trying to read, it just makes it easier for others to read, it is like a curtisy
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QUOTE (Selous)
and just put commas where you would normally breath while trying to read, it just makes it easier for others to read, it is like a curtisy


ahaha dood i love that, put commas where u would breath lol. so when ever i take a breath ima put a comma so like what if ima writing an essay after gym? lol

so, after, i, put, the, monkeys, DNA, in, the tube,..........lolool

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QUOTE (MR_GRiM)
QUOTE (Selous)
and just put commas where you would normally breath while trying to read, it just makes it easier for others to read, it is like a curtisy


ahaha dood i love that, put commas where u would breath lol. so when ever i take a breath ima put a comma so like what if ima writing an essay after gym? lol

so, after, i, put, the, monkeys, DNA, in, the tube,..........lolool

No.



Unless sarcastic, you should really take grammar seriously on the internets. It will only make you look stupid and unsound if you don't.

Who would get banned in this situation?

Poster: "I think that kids should have the right to fuck with their daddies. The point of discussion and argumential singularities of myriad ad mosseum de juriums [more smart-ass shit] ...blaablaa"

Replier: "OMFG STFU U NOOB!!11 u such A FUCKEN SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 I HOPE U BURNI N HELL U FUCKKRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit]User banned: Lack of common sense/stupidity/spam.[/edit]"
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QUOTE (MR_GRiM)
Rofl "No erros get past you"

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QUOTE (nlitement)
Unless sarcastic, you should really take grammar seriously on the internets. It will only make you look stupid and unsound if you don't.

Who would get banned in this situation?

Poster: "I think that kids should have the right to fuck with their daddies. The point of discussion and argumential singularities of myriad ad mosseum de juriums [more smart-ass shit] ...blaablaa"

Replier: "OMFG STFU U NOOB!!11 u such A FUCKEN SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 I HOPE U BURNI N HELL U FUCKKRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit]User banned: Lack of common sense/stupidity/spam.[/edit]"


um yea, but i dont fucken talk like that and i think takin grammer seriously on the inetrnet is pretty dyumb cuz who seriously gives a fuck. u must really be a smartass stuck up ass if u really care about that shit. who cares man, and u really think i gives 2 fucken shits if some fag in Southern Yugoslavia thinks im stupid?!?! ha yea right. ok im dumb cuz i really take my time to right. i ussualy try and type as fast as i can so i can move on to the next post i gotta right or the next thing i have to do.....

and if someone whats to write like

"OMFG WTF LOPLOLOLOK!?!?!?! DID J00 JSUT SEE THAT LOLOM HAX!!!!1111111 MAN LOL LIKE WTF HE ELIKE PWNED U AHRD MAN!!!!1111l12!!!! ROFLMAO!?!!!!!!1 AND GOTD I FKN HTE PPL THAT ELIKE GIEV 2 SHITS HWO LIKE I PSOT AND TPYE STUFF MAN THEYRRWE LIKE GHEY WTF??? FUCKEN N0OBS!!!!1111"

well good for them i really dont care, as long as i can understand them and shit. it jsut shows their really hyper and stuff and non-caring which is cool. yea maybe if every psot is like that it migth be a bit beat but seriously. WHO GIVES A SHIT! FUCK IT! POST WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY AND BE GONE

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but when you type like that, you do look like a twat, you might not care, but you do
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QUOTE (MR_GRiM)
QUOTE (nlitement)
Unless sarcastic, you should really take grammar seriously on the internets. It will only make you look stupid and unsound if you don't.

Who would get banned in this situation?

Poster: "I think that kids should have the right to fuck with their daddies. The point of discussion and argumential singularities of myriad ad mosseum de juriums [more smart-ass shit] ...blaablaa"

Replier: "OMFG STFU U NOOB!!11 u such A FUCKEN SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 I HOPE U BURNI N HELL U FUCKKRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit]User banned: Lack of common sense/stupidity/spam.[/edit]"


um yea, but i dont fucken talk like that and i think takin grammer seriously on the inetrnet is pretty dyumb cuz who seriously gives a fuck. u must really be a smartass stuck up ass if u really care about that shit. who cares man, and u really think i gives 2 fucken shits if some fag in Southern Yugoslavia thinks im stupid?!?! ha yea right. ok im dumb cuz i really take my time to right. i ussualy try and type as fast as i can so i can move on to the next post i gotta right or the next thing i have to do.....

and if someone whats to write like

"OMFG WTF LOPLOLOLOK!?!?!?! DID J00 JSUT SEE THAT LOLOM HAX!!!!1111111 MAN LOL LIKE WTF HE ELIKE PWNED U AHRD MAN!!!!1111l12!!!! ROFLMAO!?!!!!!!1 AND GOTD I FKN HTE PPL THAT ELIKE GIEV 2 SHITS HWO LIKE I PSOT AND TPYE STUFF MAN THEYRRWE LIKE GHEY WTF??? FUCKEN N0OBS!!!!1111"

well good for them i really dont care, as long as i can understand them and shit. it jsut shows their really hyper and stuff and non-caring which is cool. yea maybe if every psot is like that it migth be a bit beat but seriously. WHO GIVES A SHIT! FUCK IT! POST WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY AND BE GONE


Agreed from the guy from philly!
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QUOTE (Selous)
but when you type like that, you do look like a twat, you might not care, but you do

yea u may look like a twat, but a shaven one icon_razz.gif and hold up, that dont make sense. you might not care, but you do, how can u not care but care, thats like a oxymoron....
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Agreed from the guy from philly!
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Dude, using grammar and punctuation properly will a)Increase typing speed (Not so important) and B) increased typing speed helps you later in life eg. Getting a job etc. And if your English is better you get jobs easier. Fact. c)Get more respect, trust and higher opinions on the internet.
Oh and I use punctuation and grammar because I uused to only know people on the internet who spok lik dis m8. But then I met someone on an online game who typed better than I am now 0.o and since then I have noticed more people like him and me in the way we type. I immediatly give more respect to those who seem like they care and use grammar and punctuation we can all understand.




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