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How To Make a Good First Impression

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QUOTE (RangerMoose)
Since there are so many "FPS_(name)"s here, I decided that I would make a little list of how to make a good first impression here, so here it's:

Dont's:
-DON'T make a name that starts with "FPS" or "teh_", look how this kid turned out.
-DON'T make your first post in a way the Jeremy would. You (most likely) are not "uberpro", "owner of noobs" and you really don't think that "teh show is teh shit!11". NOTE: You do think that "the show is the shit!".
-DON'T call anyone a n00b when you joined today.
-DON'T assume that everyone here is a Jeremy-wannabe. Because it's not cool to hit your keyboard with a brick instead of your hands.

Do's:
-DO make an original name.
-DO use correct grammar.
-DO take your time to type.


Very helpful, some people really need to read this.

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Is it just me or did "FPS Jimmy" sound like he was in heat? Is that what people sound like when their angry? and at the end it looked like the kid with the camera was running down some crack alley or something.

That made me sick.
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That kid is gay, you do not copy art and turn it to elephant shit. He must be a retard! :shock: sick.gif :roll:

FPS Doug should own him in CS:S! icon_idea.gif

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and just put commas where you would normally breath while trying to read, it just makes it easier for others to read, it is like a curtisy


ahaha dood i love that, put commas where u would breath lol. so when ever i take a breath ima put a comma so like what if ima writing an essay after gym? lol

so, after, i, put, the, monkeys, DNA, in, the tube,..........lolool


Well i breath in the middle of words while im typing and i dont speak while im writing on teh forums therefore my breaths are liek this.

Hey guy,s whats up? I th,ink jeremy is pre,tty coo,l n stuff!
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QUOTE( My Dad ) View Post
Well, some people just like to be cowboys. I guess its just there thing, but i dont know why the fuck they would dress like that in Philadelphia.

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I made a picture for fps_jimmy icon_lol.gif


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Are you kidding? FPS_Jimmy's movie is alive and well!


Check out my sig for some Jimmy action!
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notice how unlike the original there was like alot of CSS footage and jimmy's crap has like three second of CSS. Hmm could that be because jimmy (sorry to break one of the "dont's" but) is a n00b. HE laughed thro the whole thing and look like a moron. And im pretty sure after the camera cut away at the end the keyboard jumped up and pwned his ass, but other than the beginning middle and end it wasnt too bad and i think he should keep stealing purepwnage's ideas.... or not

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QUOTE (Eagleeye)
notice how unlike the original there was like alot of CSS footage and jimmy's crap has like three second of CSS. Hmm could that be because jimmy (sorry to break one of the "dont's" but) is a n00b. HE laughed thro the whole thing and look like a moron. And im pretty sure after the camera cut away at the end the keyboard jumped up and pwned his ass, but other than the beginning middle and end it wasnt too bad and i think he should keep stealing purepwnage's ideas.... or not



LOL. Nobody said the clip was fantastic. It was an exact copy - more like a tribute rather than stealing.
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Umm....yeah


I think some of these do's and don't should be post when registering so people would have to read it while they're making a name or their first post. I bet that would dim down the idiocity of these forums quite a bit.

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Wow i watched it again....

He's really horrible @ cs im acutually suprised he got 1 kill lol
Even if it did take half a clip. :?
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ROFL WTF!! XD ! i was readn a few pages of this and like every1 is fighting pretty much.!!! thats great! ---kinda reminds me of my " first impression " over on The Commanding Idiot, dont think readn this post woulda helped much! ROFLOLMFAO
OMFGWTFROFLOLMFAOPWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love Jimmy. He's liek my hero 'n' stuff.

jimmy is the biggest faggot noob in the universe.
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QUOTE (Searchin')
I love Jimmy. He's liek my hero 'n' stuff.

jimmy is the biggest faggot noob in the universe.

next to you.
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Thats got to be the worst video I have ever seen. Why would you even copy someones work in the first place you guys should sue him or something.

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wow, lol, that kid reminds of some kid who dressed up as Jeremy on Halloween...and did his parents consider getting some braces for christmas....
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omfg fps_jimmy IS GHEY!
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yuo know, uyou guys should realy give this kid a break, you all flllow each others ass, say if jermy or doug offerd him a chance on teh show, all yall wuld be on his dick n shite that would be ironic, but back to realite, yeh kids preety gay, i think that the m ranking shuld be enforced, ffs
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QUOTE (Flare)
yuo know, uyou guys should realy give this kid a break, you all flllow each others ass, say if jermy or doug offerd him a chance on teh show, all yall wuld be on his dick n shite that would be ironic, but back to realite, yeh kids preety gay, i think that the m ranking shuld be enforced, ffs
gg

not really. the kids branded ghey for life. even if "god" came down and said this is the best dood ever, respect him. id tell god to lick ma balls n00b. fps_jimmy has already dug his own grave and closed the casket.
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QUOTE( My Dad ) View Post
Well, some people just like to be cowboys. I guess its just there thing, but i dont know why the fuck they would dress like that in Philadelphia.




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