209 replies to this topic

[spiri7ussancti]

Nope what.

I'm not really sure.

TBH i'm just not a poetry guy, which means i probably shouldn't be in this thread.

sry

[MaxDamage]

I'm not really sure.

TBH i'm just not a poetry guy, which means i probably shouldn't be in this thread.

sry

Neither am I, I just write words that rhyme sometimes.java script:bbc_pop()

Edit: ^ and apparently bug the forum out..

Edited by MaxDamage, 02 October 2011 - 07:25 PM.

[MaxDamage]

Rain.

Rain is shit.
Fuck rain.

[MaxDamage]

Skyrim, Skyrim, you're so great.
I don't have a computer currently that can play you at maximum settings.
But I will do, I'll just have to wait.

A month or two.
Skyrim you have taken all my cool friends away and I miss them.
And that makes me sad.
I can't wait to play, it's going to be super-rad.

I'm going to be a nord barbarian ultra-motherf**k.
With axes and fireballs, and all that shite; and BAD.

A star of Azura breaks through cloud, it's a glimmer of light
As the days' dusks delve deeper into darkened night.

Bethessssdaaaa bethesssdaaa
It's love for you I profess taaa.

Hack, hack, hack, slash, slash, slash,
FIREBALL, FIREBALL,
FIREBALL, *FIZZLE*;
ELDERSCROLLS V IS THE REAL FOCKEN DIZZLE.

Edited by MaxDamage, 13 November 2011 - 01:41 PM.

[x_byakugan_x]

There we go.

[spiri7ussancti]

Ur stuff is getting better.

[MaxDamage]

k back to the whacky

And all I wanted was a jar of tinder.

Broad strokes trespass on roving sequins,

Sandy skin crashes under splash of vinyl sin.
A million spinning discs, flashing their pearly grin -
Rolling with her honeyed sighs.

Violent fingers press around this disco ball;
Clutch and thrust command her thrall.

Doorslam beats dot thunderous crap.
Screeching shrill siren sings misandric clap-trap.

Muscular panther, rogue and rose-scented,
Crushes her floral form; crowns her sweat laden brow with crystalline kiss.
Strong hands push up between her thighs, awash and warmed,
in trickling rivers of her nervous piss.

"Get yer coat lass, yu'v pulled."

From random tandem, to solar fandom.

Push precisely inward total piece,
Could craft perpetual twinge course.
For absolute minority complex cascades, dilates;
A heavenly star of magnitude unsurpassed.
Crawling ever across black mud.
All compared, blinded in its glare, yet
None bright blazen to light its own way.

Sing solar sing solar supreme!

Torch half, touch hearth of Earth
And crown our Moon Queen.

Solitary monster, unable to engulf thyself;
Pull us in, upon your rope,
Press us to your chest, incendiary superlove.

Lay us to rest,
It's our deaths we're dreaming of.
Til then, we burn impossible cold,
Burn til we burn, oh highest of fires!
Spurned til you hold us.
Spawn til our daughter's son's daughter's
son's daughter's son's daughters kiss your open flame.

Hell and home are above us,
Carry us, cradle us.

[MaxDamage]

Sometimes I miss you fu**kers.

[x_byakugan_x]

That's a good one.

[MaxDamage]

Goodbye.

[x_byakugan_x]

Goodbye.

I hope that was a really short poem.

[belthagor]

I'm not really sure.

TBH i'm just not a poetry guy, which means i probably shouldn't be in this thread.

sry

What is poetry?


- A lie!

[MaxDamage]

A satire of the post-feminist, self-loathing, self-blaming manchild.
Wake the f**k up, these people are our food.

This isn't a love letter:

It's a Declaration of Surrender.
Having known you,
My heart can know no peace.
My love became a sickness, crippling me.

I'd wage war but no characters remain on set to blame.
I'd wage love but I don't hate anyone enough to take my aim.

You let me go.
You called my bluff.
You'd had enough.

Why am I still here?

I was an extra in a movie that is long-since over.

I just breathe.
I just sleep.

Why do I awaken?

[MaxDamage]

It's in the breeze
That's in our trees;
The sweet tickling tease
That so tugs on leaves.

It's in her smile,
The fucking whore.
Stab her.
Stab her.
Stab her more.

Edited by MaxDamage, 13 April 2012 - 11:33 PM.

[MaxDamage]

..Bitch

So you think you're gonna
Stare me down?
Why don't you come over here and
Tear me down?
There's no one here but your
Friends around.
Face to face and you
Stare at the ground.
That's right, cause I'm the man
And you're a
Fuckin' clown.

[MaxDamage]

She's Got Eyes

She's got eyes
That make me want to climb her thighs,
Push my hands up her ribs
And tell her fibs
About the size of my dick.

"It's only small, it won't hurt".
"And this is his idea of flirting?"

I try to kiss her,
But I miss her and headbutt her chin.
Crazy cow likes it, so I
Do it again.

"So you like pain huh?
Well I've got something for you"
I immediately run home and fetch her some
Of Mother's stew.

She tasted it and threw
Up immediately,
Clutching her stomach in cramp;
That'll teach the tramp.

I handed her flowers,
I said: "they're not yours, they're ours"
Which is the basis of love.
Sharing, not trading.

I saw the lust in her eyes fast fading.

So, I grew a moustache as long as my arm,
Well, what's the harm?

A question that will be answered in my next poem.

[MaxDamage]

I, narcoleptic mouse.

Charge and stop, fumble,
Momentum forward, down,
In stair tumble.

Wake up bruised, running in the first direction I find
Before I take time,
To gather mind.

Squeak for the Rain God,
Must escape, break out,
Shower and drink,
Sate my fur in cool splash cloud.

Each step followed
By a crash.

Lightning prong hums for me,
Sting silent white
Til thunder's hammering might;
This night.

Explosions send me awake,
Gunshots to sleep.

There's no way out of this house
For a narcoleptic mouse.

Edited by MaxDamage, 10 April 2012 - 10:34 AM.

[Shaggy]

that was epic

[spiri7ussancti]

that was epic

qft

i like the one about stabbing her.

[MaxDamage]

The Greedy Artist.

No I won't dance, no I won't perform.
I'm not spending five days, weeks, years of suffering -
No, not five minutes of my time;
To put a smile on your face.

I won't look back with regret at not making more of myself,
Such comforts return to nothing when I feel my last breath crack.
It's only you that loses out.

I'm here, now.
I choose nothing.
I choose white noise and the passing of time.

I choose knowing I could
Go there in my head,
And never take you with me.

You can't measure, divide and take
From the cup I will not fill.

Fuck you.
I hate you.
You're not worth a drop of sweat.

No doubt you'll measure me the same,
By value of gain.

But you can't see what I see,
You don't have the gift.
You can't go where I can go,
And I don't give a shit.

Edited by MaxDamage, 13 April 2012 - 11:32 PM.