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[MaxDamage]

*claps at Max's poems*

some of them anyways

rofl, I'll take that.

[WARGAM3R]

Poetry? I love poetry! Here's one of my favorites:

"I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully."

Always great at dinner parties.

[MaxDamage]

Poetry? I love poetry! Here's one of my favorites:

"I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully."

Interesting.

Another Scene.

Atop cold concrete-plated college,
You and I.
Our legs over the edge.

Red, red, red.
Skies far from handsome,
Bloody, bloody, red.

Dangerous,
A warning.

Holding you closer,
Warming.

Is this the end?
Are we friends?

Can you hear me?

Push me.

My life,
Vacuum space,
Midnight mornings.
Black halo frames your face.

I can't reach,
I can't breathe,
Can't feel your breath.

You took my life,
Grant me death.

Edited by MaxDamage, 08 November 2012 - 06:01 PM.

[belthagor]

First poem.

(written to the tune of All Time Low - Therapy

Cavities
You were never a friend to me
Now i'm chugging the listerine
Cavities
Dentists almost murdered me
Now i'm smilin at everything

.........

[MaxDamage]

"I own you.

I own you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the game.

I'm gonna give you some spanks,

Just like you're like Kyle

And you suck ass

At all the games you try to plaa-a-ay."

 

~source unknown

[Flamb]

"I own you.

I own you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the game.

I'm gonna give you some spanks,

Just like you're like Kyle

And you suck ass

At all the games you try to plaa-a-ay."

 

~source unknown

 

That's cheap.

[JamesSs]

"I own you.

I own you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the game.

I'm gonna give you some spanks,

Just like you're like Kyle

And you suck ass

At all the games you try to plaa-a-ay."

 

~source unknown

yeah , brian was singing that

 

That's cheap.

 

like ramen soup, almost free ..

[MaxDamage]

Romanian Deadlifts.

 

Hurt my back doing deadlifts.

Well, I got cocky, 18 reps into my total of 30 and I thought:

Let's just get this done.

Felt easy, like I needed more weight.

Fuck form, why wait?

10 seconds and 7 reps later my barbell crashed to the ground,

Fell to my knees, down.

 

So much pain, but I know the formula -

Without it, no gain.

 

There's another rule too,

The one about not being a fuckin tool;

And pushing when your body screams stop.

 

Struggled and pulled 3 more.

Bent over crippled and crashed on the floor.

 

Bad idea bro.

Bad idea.

 

1 week and 5 days later,

Getting out of bed is like war;

Trying to stand up straight? Forget it. No more.

 

Drug me up buttercup.

PAINKILLERS PAINKILLERS.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

 

Can't get enough.

KILL ME NOW.

 

Thankyou.

Edited by MaxDamage, 01 March 2013 - 05:08 AM.

[MaxDamage]

Not mine:

 

"The silver Swan, who, living, had no Note,
when Death approached, unlocked her silent throat.
Leaning her breast upon the reedy shore,
thus sang her first and last, and sang no more:
"Farewell, all joys! O Death, come close mine eyes!
More Geese than Swans now live, more Fools than Wise.""

[MaxDamage]

Baudicus Innuendickus.

 

Kiss my Wolf,

And I'll burn your lamb.

 

Wrap your waves around my jagged rock.

A Mountain does not stalk the sea.

He smashes her down with the crack of a hand,

And deals a whores wage in rock and sand.