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ok so this is the new offical would you rather? thread.

heres how it works.

you start by posting a question beginning with "would you rather";

e.g

Would you rather have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?

then the next person answers the would you rather question and posts another of their own.

so lets begin;

Would you rather have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?


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Erection. So I can save money on Viagra later, see.

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If I have a Perma-smile, can I still get a bone when I want/need?

Perma-Smile, if yes to the above question. icon_smile.gif (Perma-bone could get awkward, when around old people or children or barnyard animals....)

Would you rather have Uber-Micro, or Uber-Otherthings?

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So... ermm.... uhhh..... in response to the last one.......Bane, tbh. I can't stand either of those one bit. Meatspin, I guess, atleast it's a half-girl.


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Uber-Micro... You don't need uber-otherthings if you have it icon_wink.gif

Would you rather go on a date or go to a LAN party

And moved to Dave's Ice Cream Shack icon_smile.gif
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A date. But only if it's with MQ icon_redface.gif


Would you rather be stuck on an island with beautiful lesbians or ugly straight women?

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QUOTE (Clarkey @ Sep 18 2007, 09:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would you rather be stuck on an island with beautiful lesbians or ugly straight women?


Beautiful lesbians. No doubt about that. I could fap, and try to get in on the action.

Would you rather spend an afternoon with Chuck Norris or Mister T.?

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Would you rather be banned from the forums or get your posting privileges taken?

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posting Privelages. Lurking Is good.....

Would you rather Have a Buffalo take a Diahrea dump in your ear or Play ET for the Atari 2600?

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QUOTE (Silent_Dirge @ Sep 18 2007, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would you rather Have a Buffalo take a Diahrea dump in your ear or Play ET for the Atari 2600?

ET, I've never played it before

Would you rather be stuck on an island with beautiful 14 year olds or ugly middle aged women.

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Play ET


You've done a 4 night rave no sleep,

Sleep or Sex? (note that girl is good looking not like HAWT or anything but yeh y'know)

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QUOTE (Defiled @ Sep 18 2007, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Play ET
You've done a 4 night rave no sleep,

Sleep or Sex? (note that girl is good looking not like HAWT or anything but yeh y'know)


Sex , if i've been up for 4 days , i can easially survive 2 more hours icon_wink.gif.

Would you rather eat shit or drink a glass of piss ?

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QUOTE (Lord Mario @ Sep 18 2007, 01:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sex , if i've been up for 4 days , i can easially survive 2 more hours icon_wink.gif.

Would you rather eat shit or drink a glass of piss ?

I'd rather dig a small hole, put a cup in it, put some plastic rap over it, and piss on it so the sun evaporates it into water. So I guess the piss icon_razz.gif

Would you rather drown or burn to death?
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QUOTE (Kazzerax @ Sep 18 2007, 10:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd rather dig a small hole, put a cup in it, put some plastic rap over it, and piss on it so the sun evaporates it into water. So I guess the piss icon_razz.gif

Would you rather drown or burn to death?


Shit. A hard one. Burn to death. You'd probably pass outf rom the pain or smoke inhilation.

Would you rather Pancakes or Crepes with your maple syrup?


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QUOTE (Silent_Dirge @ Sep 18 2007, 01:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shit. A hard one. Burn to death. You'd probably pass outf rom the pain or smoke inhilation.

Would you rather Pancakes or Crepes with your maple syrup?

Paaaaancakes.
Ooh, ooh, another hard one. SEGA Genesis or Virtual Boy?
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TO FORGE FROM NOTHING, SOMETHING
Beautiful

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QUOTE (Kazzerax @ Sep 18 2007, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Paaaaancakes.
Ooh, ooh, another hard one. SEGA Genesis or Virtual Boy?


Sega Genesis. It has more Colours and Doesn't give you a headache if you play it longer than 30 Minutes icon_wink.gif

Would you rather take a hardcore drug that incapacitate you for life, or take a drug and be in a Coma?


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QUOTE (Silent_Dirge @ Sep 18 2007, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sega Genesis. It has more Colours and Doesn't give you a headache if you play it longer than 30 Minutes icon_wink.gif

Would you rather take a hardcore drug that incapacitate you for life, or take a drug and be in a Coma?

...What's the difference?
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MOTHERFUCKING ENTITY OF THE WORLD
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TO FORGE FROM NOTHING, SOMETHING
Beautiful

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QUOTE (Kazzerax @ Sep 18 2007, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...What's the difference?


One your Consious and fucking retarded, Lol


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QUOTE (Silent_Dirge @ Sep 18 2007, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
One your Consious and fucking retarded, Lol

Coma.

Would you rather be blind, deaf, and dumb, or dead?
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MOTHERFUCKING ENTITY OF THE WORLD
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BROUGHT TO BEAR ON CHAOS TO IMPOSE WILL UPON AN UNCARING AND INDIFFERENT UNIVERSE
TO FORGE FROM NOTHING, SOMETHING
Beautiful

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QUOTE (Kazzerax @ Sep 18 2007, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Coma.

Would you rather be blind, deaf, and dumb, or dead?


Dead, whats the point of living?

Would you rather Have sex WIth Miyamoto or Peter moore?


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