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Christron

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    I'd fuck the shit out of the Queen

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Good day sirs. I propose this location for the manifestation of text and portraits that will most certainly bring forth much laughter from myself and hopefully yourselves.

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I'm not very sure what you're asking, my good man.

Instead I shall arch. And arch well I shall.


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So when are the strippers coming?

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rather

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to the tittie bar Ol' Chaps!

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At this bar will there be ye olde stripper for sirs to entertain themselves with and do it in secrecy?

If ye olde "tittie bar" is up to standard i might bring my young apprentice to show how to grope ye olde women
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I assume this is a place where a discriminating gentleman could find a nice spot of crumpet, if that may take my fancy?
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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REGINALD...I DISAGREE
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indeed

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Aye ! have a fancyfull agreement to go to the tittiebar , gentlemen !

( damn it , I fail. I dunno how to talk like an english gentleman icon_sad.gif)

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Oye thar sire! Perhaps Clarkey, Pwnstar, and I head to the tittie bar for a shot of martini (am I right?) and some boozhwaaa

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QUOTE (Clarkey @ Sep 12 2007, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So when are the strippers coming?


Oh my, I say!, they let all sorts of riff raff onto the internets these days dont they good chaps?.


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We sir are gentlemen, not hardy brigands, we do not "shoot martini", we sip casually on brandy, and wile away the hours with the same story.

"o yes, this reminds me of the time I was in budapest with binky, we tried to steal a goose from the casino"
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I dare say, we are quite due for a bit of japery, yes? Perhaps we can go find some sporting birds and engage and a smashing round of mixed doubles.

Or partake in sexual intercourse, whatever boils your biscuit old chum.
What came first, the spamming or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids reading thousands, literally thousands of posts about anime, 4chan, flaming, goatse and emos. Did I make terrible posts because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I made terrible posts?

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QUOTE (Clarkey @ Sep 11 2007, 07:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So when are the strippers coming?

Fret not! The ladies of the evening shall be arriving shortly, enjoy your spiced up cocktails and fine cigars good chaps

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QUOTE (eedok @ Sep 12 2007, 01:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
pwnage pic


I'm sorry good sir, you are being required as a standard on these foolish boards to either show your pectorals or kindly gather your coat and leave the premises.

How about a good game of sport colleagues? We post these popular pixelated images and convert it's atrocious languge towards something less painful to a gentlemans ear.




I believe i have been caught driving my automobile. Though, i percieve some hostily feelings towards the way i carry myself. These chaps want to inquire my integrity during my morning drive!

QUOTE (SerpentRider @ Sep 12 2007, 08:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I fear that this project is doomed due the lack of some the greatest gentlemen that ever lived...


fear not, we have not forgotten that negro known as doctor boyce dre

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QUOTE (eedok @ Sep 12 2007, 12:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Blimee sideways old bean, that would be me in my youth.
Speaking of whenches, when they come, send one with ample bosoms to my drawing room. I'll have a bit of sport with her fallywagger, then perhaps she could comb my moustach and iron my smoking jacket. It's getting a touch mouldy don't you know.

Mmyes.

Also, remember friends, and to continue along with the aforementioned gamey game:

There is no buggery on the internet. We are but gentlemen discussing important matters.

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I say, what does thou think about aged brandy?




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