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[Tubby]

As I was browsing my YouTube account tonight, I noticed that I had received not one but TWO messages from the Sony Fanboy community. Intrigued by what the little gremlin had to say, I read his message and had the uncontrollable urge to reply him in the most demeaning manner possible. It is as follows:

Original Message:

> Now u see Xbox has more exculsove games but lets see why hmm well its been out for one hole year longer. And the PS3 doesnt just shut off when it crashes cause it doesnt and i know a guy who has had 3 consecutive xboxs get the red ring of death and now he has a PS3 and we play toegether online much happyer cause its free. Sure ur online is a bit better but the PS3 has a web browser and u can download T.V. shows off google video instead of buying them on xbox live. Also the Xbox 360 elitle doesnt look better than a PS3 all microsoft did was get a normal xbox 360 paint it black and put a bigger harddrie in whopdefuckin doo. Ever heard of a little seires called Metal Gear Solid it ushered in the aira if adult gameing with an execlin storyline and great gameplay its story is 10x better than halos and it has more gameplay options than halo all u can do i halo is point ans shoot oooh fun. Well i guess this really isent important 2 u know cause ur xbox has probably already gotten the red ring of death and u relize how much it sucks well anyway fuck u and go be like a banana and kill urself.


G'day Yex00,
After reading your...compelling argument I decided that rather reply to you with a barrage of insults you wouldn't understand in the slightest, I would grade you on your commendable effort.
For starters, the fact that you forgot to manage your message into these little things called 'paragraphs'. They essentially inform someone when you're changing topic of discussion and give proper structure to your argument.
Second of all - your spelling and grammar is atrocious. Barely comprehensible if you will. Assuming that you have such a distaste for Microsoft I assume you're either using Mozilla Firefox, Opera or Netscape navigator. All of which that come with the 'spell check' feature. In future, before double-posting (Yes child, you double-posted...) the same incoherent babble to someone you at least take the time to check your spelling so that you don't look like a douche bag.
Now, in regards to your opinion. The 'three red light' error (most commonly referred to as "The Ring of Death" [Which, is hardly a ring because it completely lacks the final quarter to make it so by the way. Clever witted Sony fan boys I guess...]) is not in fact caused by the Xbox360 console. But rather, it's hard drive and/or peripherals. Meaning that either your hard drive is Fubar (Meaning "Fucked up beyond all recognition" in case you didn't know that), whether it be from manufacturing or freight delivery to storefront or if your AV leads are not connected to your console / television correctly. Needless to say, the problem was resolved within months of distribution with the second line of Xbox360 consoles off the service bay (You'll be able to tell the difference between the two models by the DVD drives installed on them) and Microsoft offering full repair and an extended three year warranty on the malfunctioning hardware.
However, I find your argument flawed in the fact that the Playstation 3's online services are "better" because they are free. I assume you're a bit young to understand how taxes work, but allow me to break it down to your level of intelligence. Your parents pay taxes out of their wages. Which accumulates in your government's fund pool and is distributed towards things like law enforcement, road maintenance, government welfare and many other things that your fabulous country pays for. I put it to you, to research into the efficiency of all these things if they were free (a.k.a. "volunteer" services). They would fail dramatically... Wouldn't they?
Moving onto your comments on downloading free television shows off Google video. Yes, The playstation 3's web browser allows you to do this, although it is in fact illegal due to copyright law. The same could be done if you were to download media onto your PC and stream it onto your Xbox360.
Now, the Xbox360 elite. Oh where to begin on the xbox360 elite. The console's hard drive is now twice the size of the premium playstation 3's 60gb hard drive, HDMI 1.2a specification (allowing for true Hi-defenition output) and rectifies all overheating and hardware malfunctions its predecessor had. So yes, Whoop-dee-fucking-doo (That is how it is spelled by the way...)
And why yes, I have heard of the truly epic series that is known as "Metal Gear Solid" - why in fact. I remember it so well to know the fact that it originated from the original Nintendo back in the year 1987, 11 years before it appeared on the original playstation (Or, PSX as it was commonly referred to back in the day). Do not attempt to school me on something I was playing back before you were more then an accident on your mother's face. You'll also find that after selling the rights to Sony, Nintendo still released a version of Metal Gear Solid entitled "The Twin Snakes" which was a beefed up remake of the original Metal Gear Solid. So the fact that while Hideo claims that Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots will remain an exclusive of Sony's playstation 3, Konami have other plans as a source hinted at during E3 2007's coverage of the Konami booth.
Needless to say (yet again, mind you) that comparing Metal Gear Solid to the Halo series is completely idiotic. Both games are of completely different genre. Whilst one is a 3rd/4th person tactical espionage action game, the other is an intense First Person Shooter adaptation of an old novel (the 1970's science fiction novel entitled "Ringworld"). Furthermore, I ask you (with your ever astounding wit) - in a first person shooter game, do you ever do anything more besides run around shooting things? I mean, is that NOT the sole preoccupation of the game? To shoot things in a first person manner?
In summary, this is by all means important to me - I love every opportunity to use the quote "It is better to keep your mouth closed and look stupid rather then open it and remove all doubt" at any possible moment. You've lived up to the expectations of any avid Sony gamer and I applaud you for your efforts. However, just for your closure so you don't have to fall asleep weeping tonight as your father creeps into your bedroom (Do you see that, using unconventional wit - I implied that your father molests you), I've had my Xbox360 since launch day (In Australia that is, not the US) and have never had an error with nor needed to send it back to Microsoft or my place of purchase.
And to make a pop-culture reference to entice your stupidity even further with my closing words - as JD discovered when trying to publicly insult Dr. Dre back in the early new millennium. You do not attempt to insult somebody with a catch-phrase (or in the case of JD, song beat) of their own. You come across as a talentless third rate hack. But hey, at least your buddies at school won't know about this little reply you've received and you can carry on your pitiful life trying (miserably) to be cool.

signed,
teh_Tubbernaut.

PS: In future, try something a little more mind stimulating when attempting to provoke a reaction. I've seen grade-school Afghani children do better then you. And they played Rune Scape for recreation.


My intentions in posting this are not to receive praise or make my private vendettas public - but rather outta interest in what the rest of you thought of my retaliation. Simply because I put a good 15 minutes into writing it.

[Mkoll]

The lulz where indeed epic. Showed that sony fanboy good.

[Lord Panzerfaust]

PURE FUCKING EPIC!!!


/omfgwtfpwnclap

[Ineffable]

I was dead bored. I stumbled across this thread and I think its made of win. Accident on your mother's face lol.

[Teh Uberness]

Metal Gear Solid it ushered in the aira if adult gameing with an execlin storyline and great gameplay its story is 10x better than halos

LOL, what a noob!

[DemomanScotboi]

LOL, what a noob!

im sorry, what?

[freeze]

A Youtube user is bad enough, but a Youtube Sony Fanboy?
They are right next to "Chuck Norris' RoundHouse Kick" on my "Thing to Avoid" List.

[Tubby]

A Youtube user is bad enough, but a Youtube Sony Fanboy?
They are right next to "Chuck Norris' RoundHouse Kick" on my "Thing to Avoid" List.

And what an intelligent list that is!
I must admit, I should most likely make one of those bad boys to prevent me getting into situations like the one in the OP.

[UDP]

You said you had two messages, or were the two messages him double posting?
BTW:"(Do you see that, using unconventional wit - I implied that your father molests you)"
rofl

[Rehd]

I tip my hat to you good sir. *tips hat*

[way2lazy2care]

your spelling and grammar is atrocious.

/facepalm...

the rest was good though...

[Silverslug]

And why yes, I have heard of the truly epic series that is known as "Metal Gear Solid" - why in fact. I remember it so well to know the fact that it originated from the original Nintendo back in the year 1987, 11 years before it appeared on the original playstation (Or, PSX as it was commonly referred to back in the day).

Actually it Originated on the MSX, the NES versions where not the same. They were ports.

[8455M4N___]

Actually it Originated on the MSX, the NES versions where not the same. They were ports.

Now that's what I call an extensive knowledge of gaming history!

Nice reply. tbh i wouldn't really apply to these kind of messages though, but I bet it was hella fun eh! My brother used to get loads of shit on youtube and one argument with a user led this guy to make a video insulting my brother. Unfortunately for him, all his insults where "yur bruver is a ferret." And other attacks on our family...

Come to think of it, make the guy a video insulting his family, that might give you even more satisfaction.

[Javea1]

Nice reply, Tubby.

I personally find it a very rare occurrence to see any one Sony fanboy making a legit argument, and this is just another example.

-Jav

[Elite-Tek]

Yet another awesome takedown by the tub_manerer himself, nicely done dude my boss was standing behind me as i read this, he lol'd

[Zanzibar]

You showed that little wank good, fair bloody play.

[killer_rabbit79]

Wow, when Sony fanboys organize themselves into a group, it's like you can flame them all in one concentrated comment. And yours was concentrated indeed sir.

[BlightedArt]

That certainly blew away my Guitar Hero rant. That guy got severely owned. o_o But... did you HAVE to say that about his Mum's face? I almost blurted out the sushi I was eating, hahaha.

[Hades.]

I dunno what to say tubby.. I feel kinda bad for yex, you completely ripped him apart
I actually re-read the part about his mom's face, i wasent sure if that was what you actually said or not ahah.

You are made of pure, unadulterated win.

You have to post the conclusion of this!

[_corb]

That guy got kinda pwned. No wait, super pwned. Oh, no, TUBBERNAUT PWNED.